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    Max Johns (MxDEJ)

    @maxjohns.nz

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    aka MxDEJ, aka Mike Alpha Xray. Glad to be here. Disliker of billionaire saboteurs.

    Max Johns: The Kiwi Joker with a Heart of Gold

    A delightful mix of sarcasm and sincerity – Max is the anti-billionaire, pro-real talk voice we never knew we needed.

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    Imagine if a cheeky kiwi parrot started a podcast; that’s Max’s presence on Bluesky.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    New Zealand Journalism
    85%
    Social Discourse

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    New Zealand Journalism90%

    Max takes a scalpel to the messy world of NZ journalism like a surgeon with a caffeine addiction—precise but ready to slice someone up for the sake of clarity.

    Social Discourse85%

    Navigating the chaos of the internet, Max observes society's brain-melt with the intensity of an anthropologist—a must-follow for anyone looking to laugh while pondering their existence.

    Writing Style

    Sharp yet approachable; Max's posts read like a chat with your funniest friend who also happens to have a degree in sociology.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Snarky Sage

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty social commentary
    • Clever cultural references
    • Passionate about journalism

    Secret Powers

    • Subtly roasting billionaires
    • Mastering the art of sarcasm
    • Spotting trends in public discourse

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    New Zealand journalism articles, memes, existential musings, and quality sarcasm.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty commentary on current NZ events with a side of sarcasm and memes.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT with a penchant for snarky commentary and cultural critique.

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Passionate journalist with a love for sarcasm, seeking someone who appreciates snarky commentary and can handle the occasional cat anecdote. If you have a degree in making fun of billionaires, we’ll get along just fine!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Too obsessed with old-school media.
    • 🚩Takes memes way too seriously.

    Green Flags

    • Loves deep discussions about culture.
    • Can laugh at absurd situations.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can match my wit and isn’t scared to debate the finer points of public transport!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Conscientious Critic

    Conversation Style

    Engages with a mix of snarky wit and heartfelt commentary—like a friend who throws shade while also bringing snacks to the party.

    Impact Assessment

    Max's presence feels like the much-needed sense of clarity in a murky sea of internet noise—a refreshing splash of honesty amidst the chaos.

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    Max Johns: The Kiwi Joker with a Heart of Gold

    A delightful mix of sarcasm and sincerity – Max is the anti-billionaire, pro-real talk voice we never knew we needed.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine if a cheeky kiwi parrot started a podcast; that’s Max’s presence on Bluesky."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Posts about billionaires get more attention than reality TV drama, and that’s saying something.
    • 🔥With the amount of hashtags you use, I half-expect a sponsorship deal from the local hashtag factory.
    • 🔥Max’s posts are like a fine wine—deliciously aged with just the right amount of vinegar.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Encouraging less public introspection might be wise; not everything needs a documentary.
    • 😅A slightly less intense love for public transport debates could be beneficial—maybe try gardening instead?

    Main Character Moments

    • When Max tweeted about the ‘Echo Chamber’ at the park, I could practically hear the dramatic soundtrack playing in the background.
    • That moment of discovering ‘gold’ in a Google rabbit hole is every scholar's dream—a true academic hero.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Max could be the go-to voice for a new generation of journalists—if only they’d take a break from roasting billionaires.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Influx of followers for hot takes on local culture.
    • 💎Sharp tongue mixed with a genuine love for NZ—this is a recipe for a podcast everyone would binge.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Expand into video content; your wit deserves a face.
    • 🚀Collaborate with other Kiwi creators—think local influencer roundtable with popcorn!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Max becomes the NZ social media oracle, dispensing wisdom and sarcasm in equal measures.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn any mundane event into a viral sensation—goodbye boring threads, hello Max’s witty analysis!

    Future Community Role

    The unofficial Bluesky ambassador for Kiwi authenticity—bringing real talk to the digital masses.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Snarksmith

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Slicing of Bureaucratic Nonsense
    • ⚔️Memetic Meme Mastery
    • ⚔️Sarcastic Rail Enthusiasm

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Occasional Over-analysis of Simple Topics
    • 💀Falling into Rabbit Holes of Online Discourse

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous waters of New Zealand journalism while simultaneously roasting billionaires and catapulting witty observations into the digital cosmos.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Billionaire saboteurs are actually lizards planning to invade New Zealand for its high-quality pavlova.

    Evidence Board

    Multiple instances of billionaires acting irrationally during public events, suspiciously similar to the behavior of certain reptiles.

    Secret Society

    The League of Underappreciated Humeralists, dedicated to taking down overhyped billionaires through humor.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/AntiBillionaireHumor

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who single-handedly started the #StopTheSillyDebates movement, causing chaos at local NZ forums.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Disruptor of Bureaucratic Nonsense at Snarky Insights Inc.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The ultimate arbiter of wit in a dazzling digital realm where sarcasm fuels social media.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Super simple GeoCities page featuring cat gifs, a guestbook, and hot takes on 90s music—complete with neon text borders.

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile with an auto-playing playlist of the hottest NZ indie bands, featuring bulletins about how to avoid billionaires.

    Web3 Destiny

    Crypto influencer who offers sage advice on how to invest in memes and manages a DAO for media transparency.

    Future Post

    In 2025, I’ll be sharing how to spot a lizard in a billion-dollar suit and advocating for a national ‘no billionaires’ day. Stay tuned!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Max’s ability to blend humor and insight is nothing short of a superpower, making complex topics accessible and engaging.

    Charming Quirk

    A rare mix of social justice warrior and the class clown—self-deprecating humor at its finest!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep riding the wave of wit and wisdom, Max! Remember: the world needs more clever cats like you—just without all the flatulence jokes next time!"

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