aka MxDEJ, aka Mike Alpha Xray. Glad to be here. Disliker of billionaire saboteurs.
Max Johns: The Kiwi Joker with a Heart of Gold
A delightful mix of sarcasm and sincerity – Max is the anti-billionaire, pro-real talk voice we never knew we needed.
Imagine if a cheeky kiwi parrot started a podcast; that’s Max’s presence on Bluesky.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Max takes a scalpel to the messy world of NZ journalism like a surgeon with a caffeine addiction—precise but ready to slice someone up for the sake of clarity.
Navigating the chaos of the internet, Max observes society's brain-melt with the intensity of an anthropologist—a must-follow for anyone looking to laugh while pondering their existence.
Writing Style
Sharp yet approachable; Max's posts read like a chat with your funniest friend who also happens to have a degree in sociology.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Snarky Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty social commentary
- Clever cultural references
- Passionate about journalism
Secret Powers
- ✨Subtly roasting billionaires
- ✨Mastering the art of sarcasm
- ✨Spotting trends in public discourse
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
New Zealand journalism articles, memes, existential musings, and quality sarcasm.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty commentary on current NZ events with a side of sarcasm and memes.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a penchant for snarky commentary and cultural critique.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate journalist with a love for sarcasm, seeking someone who appreciates snarky commentary and can handle the occasional cat anecdote. If you have a degree in making fun of billionaires, we’ll get along just fine!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Too obsessed with old-school media.
- 🚩Takes memes way too seriously.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves deep discussions about culture.
- ✅Can laugh at absurd situations.
Perfect Match
Someone who can match my wit and isn’t scared to debate the finer points of public transport!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Conscientious Critic
Conversation Style
Engages with a mix of snarky wit and heartfelt commentary—like a friend who throws shade while also bringing snacks to the party.
Impact Assessment
Max's presence feels like the much-needed sense of clarity in a murky sea of internet noise—a refreshing splash of honesty amidst the chaos.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Max Johns: The Kiwi Joker with a Heart of Gold
A delightful mix of sarcasm and sincerity – Max is the anti-billionaire, pro-real talk voice we never knew we needed.
Vibe Check
"Imagine if a cheeky kiwi parrot started a podcast; that’s Max’s presence on Bluesky."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts about billionaires get more attention than reality TV drama, and that’s saying something.
- 🔥With the amount of hashtags you use, I half-expect a sponsorship deal from the local hashtag factory.
- 🔥Max’s posts are like a fine wine—deliciously aged with just the right amount of vinegar.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Encouraging less public introspection might be wise; not everything needs a documentary.
- 😅A slightly less intense love for public transport debates could be beneficial—maybe try gardening instead?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When Max tweeted about the ‘Echo Chamber’ at the park, I could practically hear the dramatic soundtrack playing in the background.
- ✨That moment of discovering ‘gold’ in a Google rabbit hole is every scholar's dream—a true academic hero.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Max could be the go-to voice for a new generation of journalists—if only they’d take a break from roasting billionaires.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Influx of followers for hot takes on local culture.
- 💎Sharp tongue mixed with a genuine love for NZ—this is a recipe for a podcast everyone would binge.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Expand into video content; your wit deserves a face.
- 🚀Collaborate with other Kiwi creators—think local influencer roundtable with popcorn!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Max becomes the NZ social media oracle, dispensing wisdom and sarcasm in equal measures.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane event into a viral sensation—goodbye boring threads, hello Max’s witty analysis!
Future Community Role
The unofficial Bluesky ambassador for Kiwi authenticity—bringing real talk to the digital masses.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Snarksmith
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Slicing of Bureaucratic Nonsense
- ⚔️Memetic Meme Mastery
- ⚔️Sarcastic Rail Enthusiasm
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Over-analysis of Simple Topics
- 💀Falling into Rabbit Holes of Online Discourse
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of New Zealand journalism while simultaneously roasting billionaires and catapulting witty observations into the digital cosmos.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Billionaire saboteurs are actually lizards planning to invade New Zealand for its high-quality pavlova.
Evidence Board
Multiple instances of billionaires acting irrationally during public events, suspiciously similar to the behavior of certain reptiles.
Secret Society
The League of Underappreciated Humeralists, dedicated to taking down overhyped billionaires through humor.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AntiBillionaireHumor
Twitter Main Character
The one who single-handedly started the #StopTheSillyDebates movement, causing chaos at local NZ forums.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Disruptor of Bureaucratic Nonsense at Snarky Insights Inc.
Metaverse Final Form
The ultimate arbiter of wit in a dazzling digital realm where sarcasm fuels social media.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with an auto-playing playlist of the hottest NZ indie bands, featuring bulletins about how to avoid billionaires.
Web3 Destiny
Crypto influencer who offers sage advice on how to invest in memes and manages a DAO for media transparency.
Future Post
In 2025, I’ll be sharing how to spot a lizard in a billion-dollar suit and advocating for a national ‘no billionaires’ day. Stay tuned!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Max’s ability to blend humor and insight is nothing short of a superpower, making complex topics accessible and engaging.
Charming Quirk
A rare mix of social justice warrior and the class clown—self-deprecating humor at its finest!
Final Encouragement
"Keep riding the wave of wit and wisdom, Max! Remember: the world needs more clever cats like you—just without all the flatulence jokes next time!"
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