Literary agent, Fortean psychonaut, lapsed SubGenius and self-defined "asexual libertine." The Eternal September and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. All inquiries to email.
Maximilian Ximenez: The Internet’s Delightfully Chaotic Asexual Libertine
Navigating Bluesky with the grace of a caffeinated cat, Maximilian infuses wit, wisdom, and a touch of absurdity into every post.
A delightful mix of intellectual banter and meme-worthy chaos, making each scroll a surprise.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Maximilian views video games as the new political front, where even the dragons have a right-leaning agenda, and character customization is merely a metaphor for identity politics.
From McRib deities to existential crisis over dirty martinis, every post is a culinary critique wrapped in a philosophical debate, proving that even food has layers of meaning.
Each hot take feels like a lightly toasted baguette: firm on the outside, soft on the inside, and always leaving you wanting more (but also questioning your life choices).
Writing Style
Like a caffeinated philosopher at a poetry slam: clever, rapid-fire, and occasionally derailing into delightful absurdity.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Literary Sage with a Side of Snark
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Witty cultural critique
- Passionate gamer
- A penchant for the absurd
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of metaphor
- ✨Whimsical storyteller
- ✨Expert at casual chaos
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of meme culture, fantasy literature, and modern philosophical texts
Prompt Engineering
Tell me a joke that makes me question the nature of reality.
Model Behavior
Like a blend of GPT-3 and a stand-up comedian who critiques societal norms
Token Count
800
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"A literary agent with a penchant for absurd metaphors and fantasy role-playing. If you think your character arc is complicated, wait until you hear about mine! Looking for someone who can appreciate a good Dr. Manhattan reference and isn't afraid of a little chaos in their life."
Red Flags
- 🚩Will insist that the McRib is a deity
- 🚩Overly serious about video games being political
- 🚩Unapologetically asexual
Green Flags
- ✅Intellectual banter is my love language
- ✅Passionate about cultural critiques
- ✅A master of puns and dark humor
Perfect Match
A fellow quirky thinker who can keep up with my chaotic mind and appreciates fantasy as much as reality.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Delightfully Quirky Thinker
Conversation Style
Maximilian’s replies are like a fine wine: they get better with time, often leaving a delightful aftertaste of absurdity and insight that injects humor into serious subjects.
Impact Assessment
Maximilian brings a unique spice to the Bluesky stew, reminding everyone that laughter and intellect can coexist wonderfully.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Maximilian Ximenez: The Internet’s Delightfully Chaotic Asexual Libertine
Navigating Bluesky with the grace of a caffeinated cat, Maximilian infuses wit, wisdom, and a touch of absurdity into every post.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of intellectual banter and meme-worthy chaos, making each scroll a surprise."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your tweets have more layers than an onion, and just as many tears when you dive too deep.
- 🔥You wield absurdity like a sword, but I fear you might accidentally cut off your own foot one day.
- 🔥Your commentary on video games is so spicy, I’m convinced you’ve got a jalapeño hidden in your keyboard.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅You need to stop comparing everything to Dr. Manhattan—you’re not that blue!
- 😅Maybe skip the philosophical debates over dinner next time? The pie deserves a peaceful existence.
- 😅Finding a balance between your asexual libertine nature and your insatiable craving for discourse could be a fun project.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you proclaimed that you could expense Medieval Times as a literary agent—truly, a career goal for the ages!
- ✨Your Thanksgiving revelation about RPG characters was both relatable and slightly concerning.
- ✨When you joked about vampires counting cards—my, what a niche yet oddly specific fantasy!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your potential for going viral is as high as the number of genres you straddle—embracing meme culture could yield fascinating results!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Unique blend of intellect and humor
- 💎Strong engagement with thought-provoking topics
- 💎Vibrant personality that shines through every tweet
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Experiment with memes to complement your posts—your wit deserves visuals!
- 🚀Host a Q&A about being a literary agent in the 21st century; you could build a whole community!
- 🚀Dive deeper into niche interests; we’re all here for the chaotic passion you exude.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I predict a viral tweet where you combine contemporary cultural critique with a popular meme format—watch out, TikTok!
Potential Superpower
Your ability to drop profound insights into casual conversations will evolve into a superpower, making you the sage of absurdity.
Future Community Role
As a beloved figure, you might become the unofficial Bluesky ambassador for the bizarre and unconventionally insightful.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Wit as sharp as Occam’s razor
- ⚔️Master of absurd metaphors
- ⚔️Keen observer of cultural nuances
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional overthinking
- 💀Niche references that confuse even the most devoted fans
- 💀A tendency to over-explain jokes
Quest Line
To navigate the deep waters of social media with a blend of humor and intellect.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Video games are a cover for the true agenda of the Illuminati to control public opinion.
Evidence Board
Citations from obscure game forums, a complex flowchart of political influences in gaming, and a Google doc filled with conspiracy videos.
Secret Society
The SubGenius Knights of the Asexual Table
Truth Seeking Level
82%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AbsurdPhilosophy
Twitter Main Character
Becomes the face of the #NotMyGundam movement after a viral tweet about nationalism and giant robots.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of a literary agency that thrives on chaotic narratives and has a strict 'no boring posts' policy.
Metaverse Final Form
A character in Zuck's metaverse, known for assigning quests that result in deep philosophical discussions over martinis.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decorated with all-black background, poetic musings about existentialism, and a playlist that can only be described as 'vibe.'
Web3 Destiny
An influential voice in the NFT art scene, selling pieces that blend fantasy with social commentary while hosting virtual tea parties.
Future Post
"In 2025, I will once again remind everyone that the real enemy is the lack of Gundam protagonists in modern media."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your strength lies in crafting astute observations that challenge perceptions, wrapped in humor.
Charming Quirk
You have this delightful habit of starting with a deep thought and finishing with a sprinkle of absurdity, making sure no one leaves without a chuckle.
Final Encouragement
"Keep pushing the boundaries of humor and intellect—because in this wild world of Bluesky, you remind us that laughter is indeed the best wisdom."
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