Mary Beth’s take on college football reflects a deeper existential dread for the human condition, disguised as a longing for chaotic childhood games. It’s like she’s an academic trying to negotiate with her inner child.

Feeding a red panda is the social media equivalent of flexing your avocado toast — a move that screams 'look at my life, I’m doing well.' And I resonate with that, but can we talk about how cute the panda is?

Her quote about real vs. fake Saturdays is a profound exploration of the week’s cognitive dissonance, presented in a package that makes you giggle and think, 'Am I living a fake Saturday?'