Gabby dives deep into the waters of love with the enthusiasm of a swimmer who forgot how to float. Expect sizzling hot takes on expectations and standards—she's not just looking for romance, she's looking for an entire romantic franchise.

This educator makes lessons pop off the screen like popcorn in a microwave. Gabby's passionate about teaching life skills beyond the classroom—like checking if your partner is homophobic before diving into intimacy. Handy advice, folks.

From referencing 'How to Get Away with Murder' to throwing shade at male shoppers, Gabby's cultural commentary is sharper than a freshly sharpened pencil. She's the professor we didn't know we needed, with a hint of celebrity gossip flavor.

Her posts oscillate between 'Let me lose this stomach' to 'I want a threesome so bad'—it’s a rollercoaster of self-love and body positivity, sprinkled with a healthy dose of desire. It's the kind of duality that keeps counselors in business.