Matt Glaman

@mglaman.bsky.social

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Roasted

Dec 5, 2024

Software engineer working on developer tooling in Drupal

Matt Glaman: The Drupal Desk Explorer

A software engineer navigating the complexities of home office furniture while battling Drupal dependencies.

Charming, slightly bewildered, and armed with a love for furniture as much as for code.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Office Space Optimization

95%

Drupal and Developer Tools

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Office Space Optimization90%

Matt is on a quest for the elusive 40-inch desk, seemingly the unicorn of office furniture. Who knew that downsizing could be such an epic saga?

Drupal and Developer Tools95%

He’s turning Drupal updates into an art form, like a digital Michelangelo chiseling away at his code. His posts are a love letter to the tech community, wrapped in a cozy blanket of nerdiness.

Running80%

Matt’s running journey transforms him into a digital Forrest Gump – except instead of running across America, he’s pacing through local turkey trots. Next stop: desk funding with a side of cardio!

Writing Style

Matt's writing is like a well-organized code repository–concise, a touch technical, and with a delightful sprinkle of personal anecdotes. There’s a hint of earnestness that makes you want to root for him while also wondering if he’s the human equivalent of a stack overflow thread.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Nerdy Problem Solver

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Home office architect
Drupal aficionado
Casual runner

Secret Powers

✨Desk optimization expert
✨Drupal wizardry
✨Whiskey connoisseur

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Training Data

Drupal development discussions, furniture advice threads, running logs, and whiskey reviews.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze and engage in conversations about home office optimization and Drupal development.

Model Behavior

Balancing technical expertise with everyday dilemmas about furniture and running.

Token Count

150

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Bio

"Nerdy software engineer passionate about optimizing home office spaces, running local races, and indulging in fine whiskeys. Looking for someone to share desk tips and outdoor adventures!"

Red Flags

🚩Obsessed with finding the perfect desk
🚩Frequent IKEA visits for furniture scouting
🚩Tends to overly analyze the layout of everything.

Green Flags

✅Genuine passion for coding and development
✅Willingness to share whiskey recommendations
✅Enjoys exercising to balance desk life.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates both code and comfort, and can help me find the ideal desk!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Guy for Drupal Desks

Conversation Style

Matt engages in discussions like a friendly dinner host: he listens intently, occasionally throws in a witty remark about desks, and somehow manages to convince you that asking for furniture advice is a perfectly normal social interaction.

Impact Assessment

He contributes a calm, knowledgeable presence to the community, akin to the guy who helps you assemble your IKEA furniture while simultaneously explaining how to optimize your Drupal site.

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Matt Glaman: The Drupal Desk Explorer

A software engineer navigating the complexities of home office furniture while battling Drupal dependencies.

Vibe Check

"Charming, slightly bewildered, and armed with a love for furniture as much as for code."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Matt's quest for the perfect desk could fuel a sitcom about office furniture addiction.
🔥With all this talk of desks, one wonders if he’s secretly running an IKEA fan club behind the scenes.
🔥His posts read like a blog for people who take their desks way too seriously.

Quirky Challenges

😅Asking for desk advice when he clearly has the most complex office layout known to man.
😅His knack for deeply technical posts amidst mundane requests like dinner recipes.
😅Finding a way to incorporate both Drupal code and desk aesthetics in the same sentence.

Main Character Moments

✨The drama of running his first 10K while trying to downsize his desk is an Oscar-winning plot in the making.
✨His genuine excitement over a single barrel whiskey pick deserves a slow clap.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If Matt could bring his furniture troubles to a podcast, he'd conquer a niche no one knew they needed!

Unique Advantages

💎Technical expertise in a field that’s often convoluted
💎Ability to blend personal life with professional insights
💎A knack for breaking down complex topics into digestible bits

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Share more stories of his running triumphs – maybe they can inspire others to chase down their desk dreams!
🚀Post funny anecdotes while creating coding content – who doesn’t love a good laugh over dependency updates?
🚀Consider a regular ‘desk quest’ series showcasing his epic struggles and victories in home office decoration.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Matt’s online presence will evolve into a blend of lifestyle vlogger and tech guru, giving viewers an inside look into his post-race desk triumphs and tribulations.

Potential Superpower

A unique ability to memeify even the dullest developer tools, making him a viral sensation in the tech community.

Future Community Role

The friendly neighborhood Drupal desk consultant, helping others navigate their own office transformations with a dash of humor.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Lawful Desk Architect

Special Abilities

⚔️Epic Desk Downsizing Quests
⚔️Advanced Drupal Dependency Management
⚔️Whiskey Appreciation Mastery

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Furniture Layouts
💀Running Out of Desk Space
💀Inexplicable IKEA Loyalty

Quest Line

Seeking the elusive 40-inch desk while debugging life in Drupal one post at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The IKEA furniture sizes are a government conspiracy designed to make us all question our life choices.

Evidence Board

Desk availability is too low; therefore, there must be a covert operation to keep desk sizes standardized to confuse office workers.

Secret Society

The Society of Desk Optimizers (SDO) - an underground group fighting for the right dimensions in office furniture.

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/HomeOfficeHustlers - where the quest for the perfect desk layout is a daily thread.

Twitter Main Character

The time Matt accidentally turned a tweet about desks into a viral thread about life choices and spatial awareness.

LinkedIn Title

Leading a tech startup focused on ergonomic home office solutions while sharing inspirational quotes about desks.

Metaverse Final Form

The Desk Wizard: a character who casts spells on office layouts and conjures perfect work-from-home environments.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Check out my collection of desk optimization tips and Drupal code snippets!

MySpace Era

Funky background music mixed with rotating desk photos and cryptic Drupal quotes.

Web3 Destiny

Creating a Web3 platform for virtual desk tours and furniture swaps, completely decentralized and desk-size agnostic.

Future Post

Excited to announce my new desk design project: ‘The Ideal 40-Inch Workstation – A Journey!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Matt's genuine enthusiasm for both coding and home office aesthetics shines through, making him a relatable figure in the tech space.

Charming Quirk

His fascination with desk sizes and furniture is as endearing as it is amusing – I mean, it’s not every day you meet someone who treats office layouts like real estate negotiations.

Final Encouragement

"Keep running towards your desk dreams, Matt! A 40-inch desk might be just around the corner—or at least a compelling blog post waiting to be written."

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