Michael Byars

@mib.bsky.social

Followers

645

Posts

Following

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Joined

Jul 28, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Grad Student @ UBC Zoology | Evolutionary Biology | Bioinformatics | Linux | views my own

Michael Byars: The Grad Student Unleashing Insights and Outrage

Armed with data and a healthy dose of sarcasm, Michael's Bluesky feed is a zany zoo of evolution and political discourse.

A brilliant mind with a penchant for roasting bad science, dodgy landlords, and questionable billionaires.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Science Funding and Public Perception

85%

Political Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Science Funding and Public Perception90%

Michael navigates the wild waters of science funding with the finesse of a dolphin in a shark-infested pool, exposing hypocrisy while advocating for academic integrity.

Political Commentary85%

His political insights hit harder than a hammer on a nail; with each post, he drives home the point that rational discourse is far too rare these days.

Biological Insights80%

Whether waxing lyrical about the wonders of clonal organisms or the complexities of cephalopod genetics, Michael's brain is an encyclopedia—one that frequently updates with the latest research.

Writing Style

Sharp, incisive, and often punctuated with dry wit, Michael's posts range from casual observations to in-depth explorations worthy of a TED Talk.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Enlightened Zookeeper

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty political commentary
Insightful scientific exploration
Passionate about ethics in academia

Secret Powers

✨Master of metaphors
✨Data visualization whiz
✨Sarcastic humorist

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Training Data

Combines zoological studies with socio-political commentary and a dash of cyber-awareness, trained on academic papers, social media discussions, and tech news.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful yet humorous commentary about science, politics, and digital life from a grad student's perspective.

Model Behavior

Like a blend between a sassy philosopher and an overly-critical science communicator.

Token Count

1500

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Bio

"Grad student obsessed with evolutionary biology, passionate about ethical academia, and ready to roast anyone who thinks science is a waste of funding. Looking for someone who appreciates both sarcasm and science—bonus points if you can name five animal species!"

Red Flags

🚩Sometimes confused for a walking encyclopedia of critiques on capitalism.
🚩Too passionate about cephalopods.
🚩Will argue about Linux vs. Windows at dinner parties.

Green Flags

✅Can explain complex topics in an entertaining way.
✅Loves outdoor adventures—especially if they involve birdwatching.
✅Engages in meaningful, deep conversations—no small talk here!

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with my sarcasm and isn't afraid to debate the finer points of phylogenetic inference over coffee.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

A vocal advocate for both science and social justice

Conversation Style

Engages like a professor who turns every chat into a mini-lecture with a side of humor; expect a lot of references to obscure journals and biology puns.

Impact Assessment

Michael's presence is like a fresh breeze in the stagnant air of online discourse, reminding everyone that science and humor can coexist.

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Michael Byars: The Grad Student Unleashing Insights and Outrage

Armed with data and a healthy dose of sarcasm, Michael's Bluesky feed is a zany zoo of evolution and political discourse.

Vibe Check

"A brilliant mind with a penchant for roasting bad science, dodgy landlords, and questionable billionaires."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts hit harder than a geologist's hammer on a particularly stubborn rock.
🔥You love long, complicated sentences like they’re your last hope for a good grade.
🔥I see you’re still trying to redeem academia’s reputation one snarky tweet at a time.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe ease up on the existential dread in your posts—it’s not a winning strategy for a grad student!
😅Caution: Science tweets might contain traces of sarcasm. Possible side effects include eye rolls and excessive memeing.

Main Character Moments

✨When you casually drop groundbreaking research findings like they’re hot takes at a family dinner.
✨Your rants about digital privacy are legendary, like the time you defended Linux at a Windows party.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Branch out into science communication—your posts could make scientific literature as viral as cat videos.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of humor and intellect that few can master.
💎Your ability to distill complex ideas into digestible tweets is a superpower waiting to be unleashed.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider meme-making about academic pain; the internet loves a good relatable laugh.
🚀Try incorporating more analogies about wildlife—it’s your secret weapon!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a rise in your follower count as your thoughtful yet hilarious takes become more widely appreciated.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn every societal issue into a viral thread; basically, you could meme the apocalypse if you wanted to.

Future Community Role

A leading voice for science advocacy—consider starting a podcast!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Observer

Special Abilities

⚔️Sarcastic Wit
⚔️Data-Driven Rants
⚔️Zoological Insights

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Habitual Fact-Checking
💀Repressed Rage

Quest Line

Navigating the treacherous waters of academia while unleashing the truth about science and society.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The tech industry is conspiring to keep all scientists poor and underfunded while launching cars into space.

Evidence Board

1. Billionaire space launches. 2. Cuts to scientific funding at universities. 3. Correlation between tech innovation and academia's decline.

Secret Society

Society for the Preservation of Academic Integrity and the Disruption of Bad Science.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ScienceWithSass

Twitter Main Character

The Grad Student Who Exposed All Evildoers While Balancing Grad School

LinkedIn Title

Dynamic Academic Empowering Future Researchers and Advocating for Ethical Practices

Metaverse Final Form

An interactive zoo where every animal dissects societal issues and delivers biting commentary.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Fluffy background, animated GIFs of animals, and an excessive use of Comic Sans to discuss biodiversity.

MySpace Era

Top 8 friends are all biologists or evolutionists; profile song is "Weird Al"'s 'Dare to Be Stupid.'

Web3 Destiny

Launching a blockchain for ethical research funding where every transaction supports real science.

Future Post

In 2025, I’ll pen a masterpiece titled 'The Evolution of Digital Sarcasm in Academia: A 5-Year Review.'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to combine science, humor, and social commentary is truly impressive.

Charming Quirk

The way you sprinkle in inside jokes from academia makes your feed feel like a clever symposium.

Final Encouragement

"Keep those posts coming, Michael! Remember: If you can’t change the world, at least entertain us while you try!"

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