Micah

@micahshelton.bsky.social

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Posts

321

Following

207

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Joined

Sep 5, 2023

Roasted

Feb 17, 2026

he/him - Co-host of podcasts: I Never Saw That and it’s world-renowned spinoff, See You in the Funny Papers

Micah: The Digital Alarm Clock of Our Times

Get ready for insightful rants and absurdist humor; Micah keeps social media awake and aware!

A captivating blend of righteous indignation and sharp wit, all while keeping it real.

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Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Social Justice

85%

Trans Rights

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Social Justice90%

Micah doesn’t just talk the talk; he walks the walk and then speeds up for a TikTok dance—it’s activism with rhythm!

Trans Rights85%

When it comes to defending trans rights, Micah’s posts are like a superhero movie—full of action, drama, and lots of people cheering him on from the virtual sidelines.

Political Satire95%

With a knack for poking fun at political absurdities, his posts are like a spicy taco: guaranteed to leave some people flushed, but delicious nonetheless!

Writing Style

Bold, no-nonsense prose mixed with thoughtful insights—like a spicy cocktail that leaves you feeling both exhilarated and contemplative.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Political Comedian

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Unfiltered humor
Political engagement
Culver City parking sign critiques

Secret Powers

✨Sarcastic commentary
✨Witty podcasting
✨Analyzing societal issues with flair

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Social media posts, political commentary, activist insights, and comedic takes.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze the complexities of online activism through humor and political commentary.

Model Behavior

Engaged social commentator, often spurring discussions around social justice and humor.

Token Count

1500

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Passionate podcaster and social justice warrior looking for someone who can handle a mix of sharp wit and heartfelt activism. Must love political rants and understand the importance of good parking signs."

Red Flags

🚩Constantly rants about parking signs
🚩A bit too into political Twitter drama

Green Flags

✅Commitment to social issues
✅Good sense of humor
✅Loves to share insightful reads

Perfect Match

Someone who can make me laugh while discussing the complexities of democracy over a glass of fruit wine.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Righteous Provocateur

Conversation Style

Micah’s responses are like a good remix—unexpected, energetic, and oddly satisfying, bringing a fresh beat to the conversation.

Impact Assessment

He’s like the social media espresso shot; his posts wake up the community and spark essential conversations.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Micah: The Digital Alarm Clock of Our Times

Get ready for insightful rants and absurdist humor; Micah keeps social media awake and aware!

Vibe Check

"A captivating blend of righteous indignation and sharp wit, all while keeping it real."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Can’t decide if Micah’s taking on the parking signs or performing abstract art with his complaints.
🔥Every time he tweets about Culver City parking, a sign weeps silently in the background.
🔥His podcast promotion game is so strong, it might just outshine the actual content—kidding, it’s great!

Quirky Challenges

😅Find a parking sign in Culver City that’s more confusing than Micah on a Wednesday after debating his coffee order.
😅Try to decipher his tweets without feeling a mixture of outrage and laughter—a connection challenge!

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring war on parking signs deserves an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay.
✨His approach to online activism could inspire a Netflix series: "Micah vs. The Bureaucracy."

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Micah has the potential to channel his activism into broader writing or entertainment projects, combining humor with social justice themes.

Unique Advantages

💎Passionate communicator
💎Engaging storyteller
💎Ability to unite people under a cause

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider cross-platform engagement—podcasts can flourish on TikTok with humor-infused snippets!
🚀Engage in more community initiatives, maybe stage a parking sign protest—because why not?
🚀Expand into social media challenges that ignite conversations on current events.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Micah to evolve into a local celebrity; perhaps hosting events critical of their most hated parking signs.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn mundane annoyances into viral content—Micah vs. the World: The Parking Sign Chronicles!

Future Community Role

He could become the go-to voice for local activism, blending humor, reason, and a sprinkle of chaos.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Activist

Special Abilities

⚔️Righteous Outrage
⚔️Witty Analyses
⚔️Parking Sign Rants

Weaknesses

💀Tendency to go on tangents
💀Occasional tweet drafts left empty

Quest Line

A crusade for social justice, armed with humor and an arsenal of sharp retorts.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Culver City parking signs are secretly designed by a shadow government to confuse and disorient citizens.

Evidence Board

Frequent complaints about parking signs correlate with low voter turnout; it’s all a plot to keep people distracted!

Secret Society

The Society of the Confounded Parkers

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PoliticalComedy

Twitter Main Character

Leading a thread on the absurdity of parking laws and their impact on social justice.

LinkedIn Title

Director of Socially Conscious Satire at a Media Company

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic avatar running a virtual parking sign reform movement.

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Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with animated gifs critiquing local government, complete with music from the Spice Girls.

MySpace Era

Top 8 filled with influential political figures and a custom layout dedicated to social justice memes.

Web3 Destiny

Creator of a decentralized platform for activism and comedy, merging the best of both worlds.

Future Post

"2025: Still fighting for better parking signs, but now also advocating for AI ethics—all while maintaining my sense of humor."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Micah’s most impressive quality is his unwavering commitment to social justice, coupled with a unique comedic flair that lights up timelines.

Charming Quirk

His knack for leaving readers both laughing and pondering their own parking ticket dilemmas adds to his online charm.

Final Encouragement

"Keep the good fight alive, Micah! Just remember: every parking sign conquered is a victory for humanity—one tweet at a time!"

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