Michael Mullin

@michaelmullin.bsky.social

Followers

589

Posts

181

Following

382

Packs

Joined

Nov 20, 2023

Roasted

Dec 29, 2024

Author, Vintage Collectibles Dealer, Craft Cocktail Enthusiast, Dad to the coolest kids and dog (except yours, of course) michaelmullinauthor.com ~ https://substack.com/@michaelmullin

Michael Mullin: Bluesky's Vintage Collector & Cocktail Connoisseur

A delightful blend of dad jokes, vintage collectibles, and cocktail recipes fresh from the 1950s, all served with a twist of humor.

A Dad who's always happier with a cocktail in hand than without.

85%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Collectibles

85%

Cocktails

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Collectibles90%

Michael's posts read like a love letter to nostalgia, only this one is signed and USB-compatible.

Cocktails85%

His cocktail recipes are like jazz: smooth, occasionally surprising, and always with a twist. Just don't ask him for a vodka soda.

Family & Pets75%

With Finn the dog and his twins stealing the show, you'd think he was trying to outshine a sitcom's ensemble cast!

Writing80%

If Michael’s collectible posts are the appetizer, his writing is the main course, served with a side of psychological thrills and a sprinkle of fairytale magic.

Writing Style

Michael’s style is a delightful mix of casual charm and passionate storytelling, reminiscent of your grandfather's best anecdotes—if he also had a side hustle in vintage trading cards.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Vintage Enthusiast

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Proud dad of cool kids and a dog
Cocktail recipe aficionado
Nostalgic collector

Secret Powers

✨Writing twisted fairytales
✨Mixology wizardry
✨Master of dad humor

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Training Data

Vintage collectibles, cocktails, dad jokes, and family life

Prompt Engineering

Write about vintage collecting and mixology with a dad's touch of humor

Model Behavior

Charming, nostalgic, and occasionally full of dad puns

Token Count

1500

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Craft cocktail enthusiast who collects vintage gems. Proud dad to twins and a dog. If you love dad jokes and have a cocktail recipe to share, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩Unapologetically obsessed with Funko Pops
🚩Over-explains cocktail recipes at parties

Green Flags

✅Fabulous storyteller
✅Always has a cocktail ready for guests

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys vintage shopping and spontaneous cocktail parties.

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Go-To Dad for Vintage Enthusiasts and Mixology

Conversation Style

Engaging, like talking to your favorite uncle at a family BBQ, except he won't cut you off mid-sentence with obscure trivia.

Impact Assessment

He’s the lovable community dad who brings value, humor, and cocktail recipes to every conversation, proving that the right drink can fix almost any problem.

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Michael Mullin: Bluesky's Vintage Collector & Cocktail Connoisseur

A delightful blend of dad jokes, vintage collectibles, and cocktail recipes fresh from the 1950s, all served with a twist of humor.

Vibe Check

"A Dad who's always happier with a cocktail in hand than without."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Michael’s love for Funko Pops could rival that of an over-caffeinated collector at a yard sale.
🔥He mixes drinks like he mixes metaphors: often and with confusion, but somehow it all works out in the end.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe tone down the cocktail pics—you're not trying to start an online distillery here!
😅His dog Finn should start a blog, because frankly, he steals the attention in every post!

Main Character Moments

✨When he posts about his new collectibles, you can almost hear the theme music swell in the background.
✨Finn’s weekly updates are plot twists more thrilling than any novel he's written.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Michael could easily launch a viral cocktail blog; he's got the recipes and the dad-joke delivery to make it a hit!

Unique Advantages

💎Authenticity that resonates with followers
💎A unique niche that blends family, writing, and collectibles
💎Engaging storytelling that captures hearts

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider video tutorials of your cocktail creations—your audience deserves to see those skills in action!
🚀Host virtual cocktail hours; a little dad humor goes a long way when served with a cocktail!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

His post about Finn will get more likes than any of his cocktail recipes—sorry, Michael!

Potential Superpower

Mastering the art of the perfect dad joke—he's already halfway there!

Future Community Role

The beloved vintage dad figure who helps foster community engagement through shared stories and cocktails.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Dad-Collector

Special Abilities

⚔️Vintage Item Scavenger
⚔️Cocktail Connoisseurship
⚔️Dog Dad Charisma

Weaknesses

💀Over-enthusiasm for Funko Pops
💀Nostalgia-related emotional breakdowns
💀Mixology mishaps

Quest Line

To craft the perfect cocktail while curating the ultimate collectible showcase for his kids and dog.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Funko Pops are actually a mind-control device for nostalgia-lovers.

Evidence Board

Coincidental rise of Funko Pop sales during economic downturn, paired with an increase in dad jokes.

Secret Society

The Society of Sentimental Collectors

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/VintageCocktailCollectibles

Twitter Main Character

Man who claims cocktail recipes reveal the secrets of the universe

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Nostalgia Holdings, Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

In the metaverse, he runs a vintage cocktail bar called 'Finn's Cheers' where every drink has a backstory.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page full of animated GIFs of vintage collectibles and cocktail recipes from the 90s.

MySpace Era

Profile with a glittery background, top 8 dominated by Funko collectors, and a theme song by some random 2000s pop band.

Web3 Destiny

Becomes a blockchain pioneer in vintage collectibles and cocktail NFTs.

Future Post

Just finished writing a memoir about dad life and cocktail adventures. It's a thrill ride!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Michael's knack for storytelling turns every post into an engaging narrative, making him a joy to follow.

Charming Quirk

He seems to have a gravitational pull toward all things nostalgic, like a living time capsule in a cocktail glass.

Final Encouragement

"Keep mixing those cocktails and vintage finds, Michael! The world needs more dad humor—and perhaps a few more drinks on the menu!"

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