Michael's ongoing battle with kidney stones sounds like a plot twist from an indie film. To be fair, if his body were a character, it would definitely be the sidekick with too many backstories that no one asked for.

With sharp jabs aimed at Post Malone and the Jolly Green Giant, he serves as a mix of a critic and a meme lord, reminding us to keep our cultural filters sharp and our TikToks even sharper.

From deep frying turkeys to dishing out Thanksgiving wisdom, Michael transforms the holiday into absurdist theater, where mashed potatoes reign supreme and capitalism breeds traitors.

The blending of art with humor in his posts creates a delightful tapestry that could only be called 'gutter chic'—a paradox of beauty in the mundane.