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    Retired Architect. The Sidecar is the best cocktail. Ask your bartender.

    Michele Collins: The Architect of Sharp Wit

    Dismantling political nonsense one post at a time while advocating for the best cocktail.

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    A cocktail of political insight shaken with humor and garnished with birdwatching.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    87%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    92%
    Politics
    75%
    Birdwatching

    What's On Your Mind? ๐Ÿค”

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Politics92%

    Micheleโ€™s posts dance through the political landscape as deftly as a woodpecker on a branch, tapping into everything from tax policies to the quirks of the Trump administration.

    Birdwatching75%

    A casual mention of the Olivaceous Piculet proves that when she's not critiquing political idiocy, sheโ€™s scoping out the neighborhood for ornithological drama.

    Humor90%

    Her sarcasm hits harder than a $350 Thanksgiving dinner plate at Mar-a-Lago, leaving us hungry for more at the buffet of her insights.

    Writing Style

    A blend of terse observations and cheeky commentary, Michele's writing is like a good Sidecar: strong, refreshing, and leaving you feeling a little tipsy with laughter.

    Thought Leader Score

    87%

    The Real Youโ„ข ๐ŸŽญ

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Enlightened Bystander

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Wit sharper than a precision architect's tool
    • Unabashedly opinionated
    • Birdwatching enthusiast

    Secret Powers

    • โœจUnlikely tax accountant
    • โœจInfo-meme creator extraordinaire

    If you were an AI...๐Ÿค–

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political commentary, cocktail recipes, ornithology, and memes about social commentary.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate insights on politics, humor, and nature.

    Model Behavior

    Witty yet informative, much like a Twitter user with a PhD in sarcasm.

    Token Count

    250

    tokens

    Dating App Edition๐Ÿ’

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Retired architect looking to engage in witty banter over cocktails, preferably discussing the merits of the Sidecar and the absurdity of life."

    Red Flags

    • ๐ŸšฉOccasionally too sarcastic; it can cause misunderstandings.
    • ๐ŸšฉMight post memes of historical political figures at any moment.

    Green Flags

    • โœ…Passionate about environmental issues and birds.
    • โœ…Expert at mixing drinks and dishing out political commentary.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate a good cocktail while simultaneously rolling their eyes at the state of the world.

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      Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind

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      OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more

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      Full Infrastructure

      Auth, database & payments included

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      Premium Design

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      Enterprise Ready

      Auth, API routes & database included

    Squad Check๐ŸŒŸ

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Sassy Arbiter of Truth

    Conversation Style

    Engagement is a dance, sprinkling thoughtful reflections with a twist of humor, ensuring no troll leaves without a good roast.

    Impact Assessment

    Michele fosters a community vibe where honesty reigns supreme while skepticism is served with a dash of sarcasm.

    TL;DR Versionโšก

    Your profile in a flash

    Michele Collins: The Architect of Sharp Wit

    Dismantling political nonsense one post at a time while advocating for the best cocktail.

    Vibe Check

    "A cocktail of political insight shaken with humor and garnished with birdwatching."

    Spice Level Check๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • ๐Ÿ”ฅIf posting about eggs could earn a degree, Michele would have a PhD in 'How Many Eggs for $4K?'
    • ๐Ÿ”ฅMichele's tax advice: โ€˜The rich will always pay up... right after I grab my cocktail!โ€™
    • ๐Ÿ”ฅHer political hot takes are like her architecture: well-planned but sometimes a little too bold for comfort.

    Quirky Challenges

    • ๐Ÿ˜…The irregularity of posting about the smallest bird species while discussing the biggest political scandals needs a coherent strategy.
    • ๐Ÿ˜…Maybe tweet a recipe for that Sidecar cocktail? We need appropriate fuel for those political rants.

    Main Character Moments

    • โœจThe time she casually dropped โ€˜the rich will pay upโ€™ while sipping a Sidecar and watching the world burn.

    Level Up Zone๐Ÿ“ˆ

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Michele has the potential to transition from niche commenter to a poliblogger, where cocktails meet critical discourse like a literary cocktail party.

    Unique Advantages

    • ๐Ÿ’ŽExpertise in architecture provides unique insights on political structures.
    • ๐Ÿ’ŽBirdwatching connects her with nature, reminding us that not everything is a tweet storm.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • ๐Ÿš€Incorporate more birdwatching anecdotes; nature's a tranquil contrast to her political fire.
    • ๐Ÿš€A weekly cocktail pairing with her most controversial takes could make her the go-to for spirited discussions.

    Crystal Ball Time๐Ÿ”ฎ

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Michele's online persona will likely evolve into a hybrid of political commentator and lifestyle influencer with a penchant for nature.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to convert any political discourse into a cocktail recipe, making every argument a bit more palatable.

    Future Community Role

    As the chief instigator of political cocktail hours, inspiring neighborly debate with a twist of humor.

    Your Character Build๐ŸŽฎ

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    Class

    Chaotic Cocktailler

    Special Abilities

    • โš”๏ธPolitical Satire
    • โš”๏ธBirdwatching Wisdom
    • โš”๏ธCocktail Connoisseurship

    Weaknesses

    • ๐Ÿ’€Occasionally loses track of her thoughts like a bird mid-flight
    • ๐Ÿ’€Gets too invested in the absurdities of politics

    Quest Line

    To navigate the treacherous waters of political discourse while enjoying the perfect Sidecar.

    Down the Rabbit Hole๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Birds aren't real, they're government surveillance drones disguised as nature's tiny cheerleaders.

    Evidence Board

    The government's obsession with tracking avian migrations leads to questions about their true purpose; every time I hear a tweet, I wonder if itโ€™s just a glitch in the system!

    Secret Society

    The Society of Cocktails and Conspiracies: We drink Sidecars and plot to expose the truth behind tax avoidance.

    Truth Seeking Level

    78.5%

    Multiverse You๐ŸŒŒ

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PoliticalHumor_butMakeItCocktails

    Twitter Main Character

    The time Michele tweeted about a political scandal during a birdwatching tour and went viral for her blend of insights and personal anecdotes.

    LinkedIn Title

    Architect turned political influencer: 'Building a better future one tweet at a time.'

    Metaverse Final Form

    The ultimate cocktail lounge where discussions on politics and the best drinks are held under the twinkling starlights of simulated skies.

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    Time Machineโฐ

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page dedicated to 90s style architecture and awkward political rants, complete with falling GIFs and a hit counter.

    MySpace Era

    A MySpace layout filled with glitter graphics and a playlist featuring songs that capture the chaos of politics and the tranquility of nature.

    Web3 Destiny

    The ultimate DAO (Drinks and Opinions Alliance) where every member can propose policies over a digital cocktail.

    Future Post

    Just got back from birdwatching in the Metaverse; the virtual blue jays were surprisingly more diplomatic than most politicians.

    The Final Take๐ŸŽฌ

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Michele's strongest quality is her sharpness; her wit can even turn a tax policy into a punchline.

    Charming Quirk

    Her ability to switch from dark social commentary to the joys of birdwatching makes her refreshingly unpredictable.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep pouring those sharp observations into the social media glass, Michele! Weโ€™re all here for the perfectly shaken, not stirred, critiques."

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