Freelance writer. Very slow reader. Dad. Fan of Seattle sports, sci-fi, fantasy, cereal, and looking at my phone.
Mike Standish: The Dad Who Reads the Room (and Speeds Up the Grains)
A medley of sports fandom and slow reading—he's a delightful mix of dad jokes and insightful commentary.
Like a dad trying to figure out TikTok, he's charmingly out of touch but somehow always on the pulse.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
He talks about soccer and basketball like they’re the family pet. You know he’s genuinely excited when he mentions Jordan Morris, but he could make a funeral about the loss of a team.
From sci-fi flicks to underrated Hulu series, Mike’s got a taste that’s as eclectic as his cereal bowl on a Sunday morning—like Lucky Charms in your Captain Crunch.
Mike's thoughts on arts funding and economic issues make him the whimsical philosopher of the Bluesky—it’s a ‘dad in his garage’ vibe combined with ‘I’ve read five articles on this.’
Writing Style
Mike's posts are like his social life—quirky, often start with a casual greeting, and sprinkled with moments of surprising depth. Lots of exclamations and capital letters because, like him, he’s excited about everything!
Thought Leader Score
60%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Observant Dad
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about Seattle sports
- Obsessively tracks WNBA injuries
- Master of the dad joke
Secret Powers
- ✨Sneaking profound observations into sports banter
- ✨Collecting sports cards with an historian's touch
- ✨Converting sports injuries into academic fodder
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Sports fandom, dad humor, and WNBA injuries, with a sprinkle of Seattle culture and pop commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Generate posts that blend sports insights with a light-hearted, dad-joke style.
Model Behavior
Very chatty, excitable, and prone to profound musings on mundane topics.
Token Count
2000
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Freelance writer and dad looking for fellow sports enthusiasts. Slow reader who appreciates deeper conversations between snacks!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Tends to talk about WNBA injuries at inappropriate times.
- 🚩Frequently mentions being an 'old bald white guy'.
- 🚩Has an obsession with soccer GIFs.
Green Flags
- ✅Writes about social issues while discussing sports.
- ✅Respectful and engaging during discussions.
- ✅Loves a good pun, especially dad jokes!
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate the nuances of soccer while also enjoying a cereal buffet.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Friendly Neighborhood Sports Guy
Conversation Style
Engaging, yet he makes it a point to draw a chuckle or two, often from dad jokes that hit or miss like a soccer shot that barely clears the goalie.
Impact Assessment
He brings a lively spirit to the conversation, like a snack table at a kid’s soccer game—everyone appreciates it but few take it seriously.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Mike Standish: The Dad Who Reads the Room (and Speeds Up the Grains)
A medley of sports fandom and slow reading—he's a delightful mix of dad jokes and insightful commentary.
Vibe Check
"Like a dad trying to figure out TikTok, he's charmingly out of touch but somehow always on the pulse."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If writing were a sport, Mike would still ask why the ref blew the whistle before he finished reading the last page.
- 🔥His idea of ‘fast reading’ is finishing a cereal box while waiting for the coffee to brew.
- 🔥An injury database? Sounds like a dad’s version of ‘fantasy league’ gone wrong.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe pick a niche besides ‘all sports, all the time’—variety is the spice, buddy!
- 😅Try an existential horror book for once—your sports knowledge might prepare you for the bleakness!
- 😅How about some posts on cereal pairings with your favorite sci-fi films? That could get interesting.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he declared everyone who dislikes Jordan Morris a ‘joyless dummy’; pure drama!
- ✨Tracking injuries for his dissertation—like the dad who brings a first aid kit to a party.
- ✨Posting about what he thinks of a player would get him the ‘most relatable dad’ award!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
He has the potential to become the ‘dad philosopher’ of sports—turning every match into a life lesson.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique mix of humor and insight
- 💎The rare ability to make sports relatable to non-fans
- 💎A strong community vibe that fosters connection
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Dive deeper into specific sports or genres; focus on baseball or sci-fi, make a passionate case like a lawyer in a courtroom!
- 🚀Engage in memes; he’s already a dad, so he knows the true power of dad jokes. Just use them wisely!
- 🚀Consider a blog or vlogs; those thousand-word posts would make epic YouTube shorts!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect him to evolve into the ‘dad influencer’ who makes sports commentary a lifestyle brand.
Potential Superpower
He might discover the power of merging humor with cultural critiques—imagine dad jokes that could spark college debates!
Future Community Role
In the near future, he could become a critical voice in community sports dialogues— like the cheerleader who also knows the game stats.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Sports Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Dad Joke Generator
- ⚔️Sports Injury Tracker
- ⚔️Savant of Seattle Sports
Weaknesses
- 💀Slow Reading Speed
- 💀Inability to Stop Quoting George R.R. Martin
- 💀Overanalyzing Every Match
Quest Line
Searching for the perfect cereal-to-sports commentary ratio.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Seattle sports teams are all controlled by a secret society of cereal enthusiasts.
Evidence Board
- Frequent mentions of sports injuries, indicating shadowy practices. - Articles on arts funding hide deeper connections. - Use of 'MARTA!' as a codeword for meetings.
Secret Society
The League of Extraordinary Cereal Lovers
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SeattleSportsCereal
Twitter Main Character
The Dad Who Reads Match Stats Before Bed
LinkedIn Title
Chief Sports Insight Officer at Cereal Enthusiasts LLC
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual reality dad who gives sports commentary while pouring cereal.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A customizable page with a top 8 friends list full of Seattle athletes and a playlist of dad rock.
Web3 Destiny
Might create a ‘Cereal Coin’ for sports enthusiasts—because why not blend breakfast with fandom?
Future Post
‘Just finished my PhD, but let’s talk about sports instead!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Mike’s ability to blend sports with everyday wisdom is his superpower.
Charming Quirk
His whimsical take on serious subjects makes him entertaining—even when he’s talking about injuries, I’m here for it!
Final Encouragement
"Keep powering through life as you juggle your passions. Just remember: sometimes it’s okay to read the room, and sometimes it’s even better to live in it."
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