Mike's love for all things Black/Death/Doom metal shines through like a rebellious teenager in a library of classics; he's practically curating a soundscape of angst.

Between dissecting Google Translate and ranting about the clunky UI of everything, Mike's a modern-day digital philosopher, foraging through the labyrinthine world of tech with a digital magnifying glass.

His posts reflect a wistful longing for days gone by, like a time traveler trying to explain VHS tapes to a smartphone generation. Brace yourself for a profound meditation on why the '90s were, in fact, perfection.

With sharp observations on Walmart and Bluesky, he's the socially conscious friend who always has the tea and a side of skepticism; it's like watching your philosophy professor stroll through the grocery store.