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    Mike Wyant Jr.

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    Author of the LGBTQ+ Space Opera series, Anisian Convergence. He/him. SFWA Associate Member. Watching the world burn in the stupidest fashion. mikewyantjr.com

    Meet Mike Wyant Jr.: The Space Opera Sage of Bluesky

    An author blending wit with wisdom in a cosmic tale, dishing out humor while watching the world go up in flames.

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    Imagine if the galaxy's funniest alien was also its most insightful—yep, that’s Mike!

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    88%
    Authenticity
    81%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    92%
    Science Fiction & Fantasy
    85%
    Social Commentary

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Science Fiction & Fantasy92%

    Mike’s got a soft spot for sci-fi; he posts like he’s channeling the entire Library of Alexandria, but with more spaceships and less burning.

    Social Commentary85%

    When he’s not orbiting around galaxies, he’s in the thick of social issues, serving hot takes that are as spicy as a jalapeño in a supernova.

    Gaming80%

    His posts on gaming read like a mix of a confused Cessna pilot and an overly invested DM, showcasing his love/hate relationship with the virtual world.

    Writing Style

    Witty with a cosmic flair, Mike often crafts his tweets like they’re interstellar messages—some are profound, others are just puzzlingly charming.

    Thought Leader Score

    81%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Cosmic Observer

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Space opera aficionado
    • Astrophotography enthusiast
    • Clever cultural critic

    Secret Powers

    • Deep sky astrophotography
    • Genealogy sleuthing
    • D&D storytelling

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Sci-fi literature, social media discourse, and community-building strategies

    Prompt Engineering

    Write witty commentary and insightful observations about social media trends, particularly in the sci-fi and fantasy realms.

    Model Behavior

    A blend of GPT-3's humor with a sprinkle of literary flair—applying insights like a sassy space oracle.

    Token Count

    855

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Author of LGBTQ+ space operas, astrophotography enthusiast, and social media philosopher. Looking for someone who enjoys deep conversations about the cosmos and can handle a few D&D anecdotes!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Posts a lot about genealogy research—be prepared for unexpected 19th-century facts!
    • 🚩Tends to block people at the speed of light—watch out!
    • 🚩Incessantly references Star Wars and Star Trek; may lead to intense arguments.

    Green Flags

    • Writes engaging sci-fi tales that could fuel cosmic discussions.
    • Passionate about community and kindness; loves to share joy!
    • Appreciates the wonders of the universe (and a good meme!).

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate sci-fi literature, enjoys cosmic humor, and is willing to debate Star Trek vs. Star Wars.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Self-appointed Space Opera Ambassador and Fun Police Officer

    Conversation Style

    Engaging, with a healthy dose of ‘Did I just get blocked for sharing a meme?’, making every interaction feel like a cosmic dance—sometimes clumsy, but always heartfelt.

    Impact Assessment

    Mike’s presence is like a supernova; bright, captivating, and impossible to ignore, even when he’s ranting about bot trolls.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Meet Mike Wyant Jr.: The Space Opera Sage of Bluesky

    An author blending wit with wisdom in a cosmic tale, dishing out humor while watching the world go up in flames.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine if the galaxy's funniest alien was also its most insightful—yep, that’s Mike!"

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥His posts about gaming can often fly higher than his Cessna did—unreachable heights of confusion!
    • 🔥The number of times he must have asked ‘HOW?!’ in Microsoft Flight Simulator could fill a galaxy!
    • 🔥His attempts at humor during serious topics sometimes fly into a black hole of awkwardness.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Could probably use a bit more caffeine to fuel his true posting potential—why not throw in some espresso shots next time?
    • 😅Might want to consider a ‘no trolls’ policy—like he’s summoning the exorcist in comments sections!
    • 😅Obsessed with Star Trek but still hasn’t learned how to warp speed through trolls yet.

    Main Character Moments

    • When he said ‘Kick on Folding@Home instead of a heater’, we knew he was the hero we didn’t know we needed!
    • His recent tweet about making friends on Bluesky felt like an emotional montage in an indie movie about community building.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Mike could easily become the go-to authority on Sci-Fi discussions—embracing that inner prophet of the space opera universe!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Passionate storytelling that transcends genres
    • 💎Ability to engage audiences with wit and wisdom
    • 💎Astrophotography skills that could leave even Hubble jealous.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider hosting community discussions on Sci-Fi themes; we’re all waiting for his TED Talk!
    • 🚀Explore collaborations with fellow authors for that high-octane creative synergy!
    • 🚀Don’t shy away from using GIFs—they can add some serious cosmic humor to his already stellar posts!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Mike will undoubtedly find his niche as the wise sage of Bluesky, drawing in followers like moths to a glowing star.

    Potential Superpower

    His ability to distill complex social issues into digestible, humorous bites will become his unique calling card.

    Future Community Role

    Expect him to become the unofficial spokesperson for positivity—promoting community vibes like an intergalactic cheerleader.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Lawful Space Opera Author

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Astrophotography Mastery
    • ⚔️Wit That Defies Gravity
    • ⚔️Clever Social Commentary

    Weaknesses

    • 💀D&D Nostalgia Overload
    • 💀Occasional Cessna Confusion
    • 💀Aversion to Trolls

    Quest Line

    Navigating the cosmos of social media while crafting epic tales of bravery and critique.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is using D&D to decode secret messages from the cosmos and manipulate pop culture.

    Evidence Board

    1) Coincidence that the recent billion-dollar movies match up with D&D releases? 2) All the best storytellers end up in Hollywood, but where's the funding coming from? 3) Occasional cryptic tweets hinting at something greater in the stars...

    Secret Society

    The Galactic Guild of Sci-Fi Writers, uniting authors to unveil the universe's secrets through written word.

    Truth Seeking Level

    78%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/SpaceOperaSavants - where every insightful post is a potential plot twist!

    Twitter Main Character

    Accidentally became the spokesperson of a viral meme about awkward Cessna flights and the trauma surrounding them.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Galactic Narratives, a company that specializes in interstellar adventures and narrative therapy through sci-fi storytelling.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A cosmic bard navigating the metaverse, trading tales for credits while hosting virtual D&D campaigns.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > An early 2000s GeoCities site filled with starry backgrounds, GIFs of spaceships, and a riveting fanfiction section dedicated to Star Trek.

    MySpace Era

    A MySpace profile plastered with sci-fi band endorsements, excessive space-themed graphics, and a Top 8 dedicated solely to favorite D&D characters.

    Web3 Destiny

    Mike is the proud creator of 'AstroVerse Tokens,' where followers can invest in storytelling futures and receive NFTs of his epic characters.

    Future Post

    Can't believe I'm still advocating for more trees instead of more trolls in 2025. Where's the logic people?! #EarthFirst #MoreTreesLessTrolls

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Mike’s sharp wit and keen observations make him a beacon of light in the Bluesky cosmos.

    Charming Quirk

    His habit of posting about random genealogical finds gives off major ‘curious historian’ energy—endearing yet bewildering at times.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep your space boots on and your humor at the ready, Mike—there’s a whole universe out there waiting for your next epic adventure!"

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