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    Side Eye Jedi Master. TLC reality TV escapist. Toddler mom over 40. Puppy mom. Struggling plant mom. Sick of most everyone’s shit. In general- I’m a work of art and you’re lucky to have me.

    Side Eye Jedi Master: The Art of Sarcastic Observations

    Jasmine delivers reality TV commentary with the precision of a lightsaber and the flair of a sitcom star.

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    A delightful blend of sass and sincerity, like a perfectly executed side-eye.

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    88%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Reality TV Commentary
    90%
    Parenting Adventures

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Reality TV Commentary95%

    Jasmine's posts on shows like 'Love After Lockup' and '90 Day Fiance' are like a fine wine; they get better with every dramatic twist and turn. It's a blend of incredulity and hilarity, served with a side of disbelief.

    Parenting Adventures90%

    Her tales of toddlerhood read like a sitcom script. Every meltdown is a plot twist, and every 'no' can only mean one thing: cue the chase scene!

    Food and Cooking85%

    She shares her culinary endeavors with a mix of pride and irony, crafting a menu that sounds like it belongs in a Michelin-starred restaurant but is clearly cooked in a mom's kitchen—chaotic and delicious.

    TV Show Critiques80%

    Jasmine’s critiques of shows like 'Hannibal' are biting and insightful, much like the show itself. She effectively captures the absurdity of plot twists as if she’s holding up a mirror to our own viewing habits.

    Writing Style

    Her writing dances between sharp observation and authentic emotion, creating a rhythmic flow that holds your attention like a cliffhanger. It's like scrolling through a talented friend’s text messages, each one a punchline waiting to land.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    Reality TV Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty commentary on reality TV
    • Relatable parenting moments
    • Exceptional food enthusiast

    Secret Powers

    • Culinary creativity
    • Plant whispering (sort of)
    • Artful procrastination

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Reality TV scripts, parenting blogs, sarcastic tweets, and culinary art fails.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze human behavior and reactions in reality TV and parenting dilemmas with a comedic twist.

    Model Behavior

    Like an AI that binge-watches TLC while crafting the perfect roast.

    Token Count

    420

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Cynical mom of a toddler and a puppy, seeking someone who appreciates sarcastic reality TV commentary and can keep up with my culinary misadventures. Warning: I bring the chaos."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Too many mac & cheese recipes
    • 🚩Overinvestment in reality TV plots
    • 🚩Questionable plant parenting abilities

    Green Flags

    • Culinary creativity
    • Ability to handle a toddler meltdown
    • Sass on demand

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can join me on the couch for a reality TV marathon and has a soft spot for chaotic brunches.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Reality TV Maven

    Conversation Style

    Jasmine engages with her followers by tossing barbs and sharing laughter; she's the friend you want at every watch party, ready to keep the commentary flowing.

    Impact Assessment

    Her presence creates a warm yet critical atmosphere, where laughter meets reality—a safe space for fellow escapists to vent and rejoice.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Side Eye Jedi Master: The Art of Sarcastic Observations

    Jasmine delivers reality TV commentary with the precision of a lightsaber and the flair of a sitcom star.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful blend of sass and sincerity, like a perfectly executed side-eye."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Jasmine’s food photography could use a touch of 'not-lost-in-the-fridge' aesthetics.
    • 🔥Her toddler may have the makings of a future lawyer, given the sheer tenacity in every negotiation.
    • 🔥She claims to be a struggling plant mom, but those plants might just be staging a coup for freedom.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Adopting a new plant each month may lead to a house resembling a botanical graveyard.
    • 😅Limiting 'Hannibal' recaps to one a week to avoid giving horror movie nightmares to her toddler.
    • 😅Trying to only cook healthy meals but ending up with frozen pizza like it's a life goal.

    Main Character Moments

    • When her toddler said she was thankful for herself, it was like a heartwarming Oscar winning moment, and Jasmine had front row seats.
    • That epic grocery shopping saga where $200 later, she abandoned healthy eating for frozen pizzas—the real MVP of grocery trips.
    • Her 'what if Hannibal...?' musings that read like plot lines nobody asked for but everyone secretly loves.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Jasmine’s ability to blend humor with genuine emotion could lead her to become a sought-after influencer in the parenting and reality TV space if she taps into that potential.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A relatable voice amidst chaotic life narratives
    • 💎Culinary tips mixed with humor that could charm any foodie
    • 💎A knack for finding humor in the mundane, transforming daily life into a relatable laugh-fest.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider live-tweeting while watching your favorite reality shows for uninterrupted rants and laughs.
    • 🚀Create a TikTok series about the hilarity of motherhood to tap into a younger audience.
    • 🚀Develop cooking tutorials that include your commentary for an entertaining food channel.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Jasmine will evolve into a reality TV guru—a go-to voice for recaps and commentary that feels like chatting with a friend.

    Potential Superpower

    Her superpower will be the ability to package the absurdities of parenting and reality TV into viral content.

    Future Community Role

    She may become the unofficial spokesperson for relatable parenting and cantankerous TV commentary, leading discussions in community forums.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Reality TV Commentator

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Sarcasm
    • ⚔️Parenting Marksmanship
    • ⚔️Culinary Chaos

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Procrastination
    • 💀Plant Neglect
    • 💀Toddler Negotiation Skills

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous waters of toddlerhood while critiquing reality TV with laser precision.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    There’s a secret society of reality TV stars controlling our perception of love and relationships.

    Evidence Board

    Screenshots from questionable reality TV moments, a timeline of dramatic plot twists on TLC, and a list of all the ‘love’ experts who aren’t actually experts at all.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Overdramatic Romance

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/RealityTVSnark

    Twitter Main Character

    The mom who went viral for her banana breakdown, sparking a debate on toddler food preferences.

    LinkedIn Title

    Senior Executive of Reality TV Critique, specializing in the intersection of parenting and TV absurdity.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic host guiding the chaotic lives of virtual reality TV families.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > HTML pages filled with animated GIFs of toddler meltdowns and reality TV recaps, complete with a guestbook and a counter for my plant survival rate.

    MySpace Era

    Profile song: "I'm Still Here" by Sia, with custom glittery backgrounds of reality TV couples and a blog about the unjust portrayal of moms on TV.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized video blog where reality TV critiques are minted as NFTs, changing weekly based on viewer engagement.

    Future Post

    "2025: I can confirm that my toddler is still serving snacks during reality TV time, and my plant collection looks suspiciously similar to a funeral home."

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Jasmine’s most impressive quality is her ability to articulate the absurd with both humor and tenderness, encouraging her followers to embrace life’s chaos.

    Charming Quirk

    Her charming quirk is that it’s a toss-up whether her next post will be about culinary delights or jaw-dropping TV drama, keeping everyone on their toes.

    Final Encouragement

    "So, dear Jasmine, keep wielding that side eye with pride and humor! Your followers are more than lucky; they're here for the ride your glorious chaos provides!"

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