Mitch Harrison

@mitchharrison.bsky.social

Followers

1,270

Posts

658

Following

935

Packs

Joined

Aug 9, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Sir | 🐻 | gay 🏳️‍🌈 | Random observations, double entendres, and tasteful nudity 🔞 📍Seattle

Mitch Harrison: The King of Double Entendre and Avocado Toast Economics

When life gives you lemons, Mitch turns them into cheeky tweets and tasteful nudity.

A spicy blend of sass, warmth, and a pinch of debauchery, seasoned with queer joy.

92%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Self-Expression

90%

Queer Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Self-Expression85%

Mitch's nails aren't just painted; they're a declaration of independence. If only we all had that level of confidence while ordering a coffee!

Queer Culture90%

From leather contests to puppet fetish flicks, Mitch's posts are a glittering parade of LGBTQ+ pride, proving that you can be both fierce and fabulous.

Day-to-Day Observations70%

Whether he's waiting for coffee or contemplating the meaning of life, Mitch makes even the mundane sound like a Broadway musical. We’re just waiting for the performance!

Writing Style

Mitch's posts are a delightful cocktail of brevity and humor, with a splash of avant-garde. It's like reading a diary of an offbeat sitcom character you can't help but love.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Witty Sage with a Dash of Spice

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Master of double entendres
Fearless in self-expression
Unapologetically queer and proud

Secret Powers

✨Improvisational humor
✨Creative pun generation
✨Spotting bad coffee shops before you order

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A delightful blend of queer culture, humor, coffee, and self-expression

Prompt Engineering

Write with sass, humor, and a touch of queer fabulousness

Model Behavior

Lighthearted and conversational, with a penchant for cheeky metaphors

Token Count

250

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Bio

"Looking for someone to share avocado toast and playful banter. Can handle sarcasm and nudity. Let’s make life a hilarious adventure! 🐻🏳️‍🌈"

Red Flags

🚩Possibly too obsessed with coffee shop critiques
🚩May spontaneously post about leather contests

Green Flags

✅Authentically queer and proud
✅Loves playful absurdity and humor

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates tasteful nudity and can dish out witty comebacks.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Queer Oracle of BlueSky

Conversation Style

Mitch engages with a mix of humor that's part stand-up routine, part heartfelt chat over cocktails—always inviting others into the fun.

Impact Assessment

With over 1,200 followers, Mitch is the unofficial mascot of artistic hedonism, throwing glitter and sass into the digital landscape.

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Mitch Harrison: The King of Double Entendre and Avocado Toast Economics

When life gives you lemons, Mitch turns them into cheeky tweets and tasteful nudity.

Vibe Check

"A spicy blend of sass, warmth, and a pinch of debauchery, seasoned with queer joy."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Mitch clearly has 'thoughts' on fashion trends, but I wonder if their opinion on sweatpants would warrant a BIPOC research project.
🔥With that much posting, Mitch's phone battery deserves a medal for endurance under pressure.

Quirky Challenges

😅Occasionally mistaking coffee for life advice—though who wouldn’t want a cappuccino that also solves their existential crises?
😅Engaging in deep conversations about leather contests while using emojis like they're going out of style.

Main Character Moments

✨When Mitch proclaims that 'the glasses are fine, but the hat stays on,' we can only assume they're auditioning for a fashion-oriented superhero.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Mitch could easily transition into social media stardom if they keep the wit flowing and the puns ready—maybe a podcast about coffee and culture?

Unique Advantages

💎Witty repartee that captures hearts and minds.
💎An authentic voice that resonates within the LGBTQ+ community.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe try a few posts about self-care habits—like how to keep your nails as fierce as your attitude!
🚀Diversify content with some thoughtful essays on queer representation in media—spiced with your signature humor.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Mitch's fame is on the rise—watch out for a viral tweet about the transformative power of a perfect pedicure!

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any mundane moment into a laugh-out-loud experience, like turning groceries into a cinematic experience.

Future Community Role

Mitch might soon be recognized as the 'Cultural Critic of Curiosities,' hosting virtual discussions about LGBTQ+ issues and the art of pun-making.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Witty Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Double Entendres
⚔️Unapologetic Self-Expression
⚔️Coffee Shop Critique Specialist

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Coffee Choices
💀Slightly Addicted to Emojis

Quest Line

To conquer coffee shop mediocrity and inspire queer joy, one pun at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The true identity of the 'Bear' emoji is linked to a secret society of Seattle coffee drinkers

Evidence Board

1. Unexplained coffee shop phenomena. 2. Sudden spikes in hat fashion. 3. All roads lead to more avocado toast.

Secret Society

The Illuminati of Avocado Toast Enthusiasts

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CoffeeAndComedy

Twitter Main Character

The one who accidentally ignites a trend of coffee-themed leather contests

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Witty Banter Inc.: Making Casual Fridays Casual-er

Metaverse Final Form

A glittery virtual barista with a side hustle in stand-up comedy.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page, where it's all about glitter backgrounds and animated GIFs of dancing bears!

MySpace Era

Custom theme: Avocado Toast Paradise with a playlist featuring 'Freaky Friday' by Lil Dicky and more.

Web3 Destiny

Becoming the first queer coffee shop DAO—Decentralized Avocado Organization.

Future Post

Just had the best avocado toast. It cured my existential crisis—what’s your secret? #CoffeeChronicles

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Mitch's most impressive quality is their unapologetic authenticity, turning every post into a statement of identity and pride.

Charming Quirk

Their ability to drop a double entendre in the middle of a mundane life update is a talent worth celebrating.

Final Encouragement

"Keep the sass alive, Mitch! The world needs your humor and your boldness—oh, and don't forget the avocado toast!"

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