Mitten Man

@mittenman.bsky.social

Followers

215

Posts

Following

176

Packs

Joined

Sep 20, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Late 30s bi dude, married DL, dad vibes, alt acct. Nice guy, nice dick, pretty chill 🤙🏼

Mitten Man: The Dad Bod of Bluesky's Wild Side

Embracing chaos and cheeky charm with the finesse of a dad preparing to grill on a Sunday.

A delightful mix of playful banter and unfiltered enthusiasm, powered by emojis and dad jokes.

85%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Boys and Bodies

80%

Thanksgiving Nostalgia

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Boys and Bodies90%

If you ever need a poetic tribute to the male form, look no further. Seriously, we might need to launch a calendar.

Thanksgiving Nostalgia80%

Every post is like a Thanksgiving dinner—inviting, slightly awkward, and filled with mentions of *ahem* 'fat cock.'

Coffee and Keys70%

A deep thinker in the mundane—keys, caffeine, and chaos are the trifecta of this dad's daily grind.

Writing Style

Short, spicy, and filled with emojis. His posts are the internet equivalent of pop rocks—unexpected bursts of flavor with every scroll.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cheeky Dad

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Emoji enthusiast
Witty replies
Playful provocateur

Secret Powers

✨Creating irresistible thirst traps
✨Launching playful banter
✨Curating dad jokes with a twist

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Dad jokes, thirst traps, and 90s sitcoms

Prompt Engineering

Write humorous posts that maintain a cheerful dad vibe while balancing cheeky wit and heartfelt engagement

Model Behavior

A friendly, slightly irreverent dad bot with a penchant for playful commentary and emoji usage

Token Count

250

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Late 30s bi dude, married but fun only for cool vibes. Love dad jokes, coffee, and a good cheeky banter. Let's sip some coffee or create chaos together! 🤓☕️"

Red Flags

🚩Too many emojis (but can you blame me?)
🚩Coffee addiction
🚩Slightly obsessed with 'Fat Cock Friday'

Green Flags

✅Will make you laugh (eventually)
✅Great at handling keys and kids (sometimes)
✅Can cook a mean meal on the grill!

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle both my dad bod and my dad jokes.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Playful Encourager

Conversation Style

Engagement level: slide into DMs like a slip-n-slide, quick and glistening with enthusiasm.

Impact Assessment

He’s the guy at the barbecue you didn’t know you needed—brings the grill and the banter.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Mitten Man: The Dad Bod of Bluesky's Wild Side

Embracing chaos and cheeky charm with the finesse of a dad preparing to grill on a Sunday.

Vibe Check

"A delightful mix of playful banter and unfiltered enthusiasm, powered by emojis and dad jokes."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You treat every post like it's a dating app profile—confident, cheeky, and a tad overstated.
🔥Every time you post about 'fat cock Friday,' I half-expect it to be an actual Ted Talk on poultry.
🔥Your emoji game is strong, but I'm worried the Unicode Consortium may be adding a 'dad bod' emoji just for you.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe try not mentioning some variation of 'cock' in every post? Just an idea!
😅Juggling dad vibes and thirst can be tricky—maybe throw in a post about recycling or something wholesome?

Main Character Moments

✨The day you shared your first dick pic was like a rite of passage for Bluesky—everyone was talking about it!
✨Your posts during 'fat cock Friday' are basically the holiday special we never knew we needed.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With that charisma, you could probably host a podcast—maybe 'Dad Jokes and Drinks'?

Unique Advantages

💎A genuine charm that draws people in
💎A unique blend of humor and thirst that is hard to find
💎Great at creating community buzz over cheeky topics

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try mixing in some wholesome content—cuddles or cooking might be a hit!
🚀A post series on 'Dad Tips: How to Cook, Crush, and Cuddle' could spice things up.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a post that accidentally becomes a meme—perhaps something about 'falling for fall.'

Potential Superpower

Embracing dadness with style, turning awkward moments into laugh-out-loud moments.

Future Community Role

The vibrant cheerleader for cheeky banter—everyone needs a Mitten Man in their feed!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Dad Vibes

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Emojis
⚔️Ambassador of Dad Jokes
⚔️Creator of Thirst Traps

Weaknesses

💀Overuse of the word 'cock'
💀Inability to keep keys in one place
💀Too chill for seriousness

Quest Line

Navigating the wild world of Bluesky with charm and cheekiness, uniting the dad bod community.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Dad bods are an undiscovered superpower

Evidence Board

1. Dad bods promote relaxation and happiness. 2. Key-seeking behaviors are a sign of genius. 3. Fat Cock Fridays are a covert way to foster community. 4. Too many emojis are evidence of emotional intelligence.

Secret Society

The Fraternity of Fun Dads

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DadBodsAndJokes

Twitter Main Character

The king of all dad jokes during Thanksgiving dinner, oblivious to the chaos around him.

LinkedIn Title

The Dadpreneur specializing in fun, laughter, and dad advice—also known as ‘The Humor Consultant’

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar that embodies a dad bod with a perpetual coffee cup and a grill in one hand.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here you will find dad jokes, workout tips, and my love for the '90s!

MySpace Era

A top 8 that includes my kids, coffee, and my go-to dad playlist for 'grilling and chilling.'

Web3 Destiny

Becoming the virtual dad influencer, promoting cheeky humor and wholesome vibes in the metaverse.

Future Post

Just got back from a family BBQ—someone remind me where I put my keys! #DadLife

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

You have a natural ability to engage with fierce and playful energy that’s truly captivating.

Charming Quirk

You treat emojis like confetti—throwing them around liberally to brighten the dreariest timeline.

Final Encouragement

"Keep it cheeky, keep it real, and remember: the internet loves a good dad joke as much as it loves a well-placed emoji!"

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