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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

#NUFC90%

From creative play to toothless attacks, Mitty54's love for Newcastle United is as intricate as Trippier's free kick technique – and just as crucial!

Brexit70%

Brexit isn’t just a political issue; it’s a well-rehearsed tragedy in Mitty54’s designated comment section starring Union leaders and footballers as tragic heroes.

Food60%

When it comes to pasties, Mitty54’s loyalty rivals that of a devoted fan at St. James’ Park, reminding us that one can love football and meat pies equally.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of deep analysis and cheeky banter, like a Chippendale table dressed in a Newcastle jersey.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Passionate Pundit

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Brexit critique enthusiast
NUFC superfan
Punny football commentator

Secret Powers

✨Unironically quoting football legends
✨Making mundane topics spicy
✨Spotting political hypocrisy from a mile away

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A mix of political commentary, football analysis, and food reviews from a passionate NUFC supporter.

Prompt Engineering

Write like an enthusiastic Geordie debating the future of football while munching on a meat pie.

Model Behavior

Like a blend of a passionate sports commentator and a witty political satirist with a side of nostalgia.

Token Count

250

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"NUFC obsessive looking for someone who can appreciate football, banter, and the perfect pasty. Must enjoy heated discussions about politics and the latest football matches."

Red Flags

🚩Could turn any date into a debate about Brexit.
🚩Highly likely to emotionally invest in NUFC's performance as much as your relationship.
🚩May critique your choice in takeout based on the pasty tax.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about community and teamwork.
✅Has a solid understanding of football tactics.
✅Will definitely share their meat pie recipes.

Perfect Match

Someone who loves to debate politics while sharing a pint and cheering for NUFC!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The NUFC Conscience

Conversation Style

Engaging with a sprinkling of sarcasm, Mitty54’s comments flow like a fine wine paired with a Sausage Roll – unexpected yet strangely satisfying.

Impact Assessment

A community cheerleader, often recycling political wit into football debates, and occasionally reminding us that passion for a team runs deeper than the River Tyne.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Mitty54: The NUFC Oracle with a Side of Brexit Banter

A North East philosopher trapped in an endless football debate.

Vibe Check

"If belief in NUFC were a religion, Mitty54 would be canonized."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your analysis of football injuries rivals that of a soap opera plot twist.
🔥You could write a dissertation on Brexit's impact on football and still complain about the refs.
🔥Your political rants sometimes feel like they're the opening act for Newcastle's next loss.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could you tone down the enthusiasm for meat pies just a tad?
😅Maybe explore more sports outside of football? Like knitting?
😅Taking a break from football die-hards is your only path to enlightenment.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring your love for Trippier like he's a lost romantic partner.
✨Holding court at the pub, claiming all politicians should be as accountable as footballers.
✨Singing football chants passionately in the most inappropriate settings.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

The ability to turn political critiques into sporting parables is unique and deserves more play.

Unique Advantages

💎Passionate community engagement skills
💎Deep dive analysis of topical issues
💎The uncanny ability to make sports fans think about politics

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider starting a podcast that marries politics and sports – 'Goals and Goals!','Expand your food commentary beyond pasties, perhaps with some pies from around the globe.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Watch out for Mitty54, the rising star of political sports commentary!

Potential Superpower

We can see a future where Mitty54 becomes the voice of a new YouTube series breaking down the intersections of politics, sports, and pasties.

Future Community Role

As the self-appointed ambassador of #NUFC watch parties, leading chants and discussions about the broader societal impacts of football.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Football Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Brexit Banter Mastery
⚔️NUFC Devotion
⚔️Foodie Humorist

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking football injuries
💀Overly optimistic about Brexit outcomes
💀Tendency to compare life to pasties

Quest Line

To unite the worlds of football, politics, and culinary delights in a single tweet.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

NUFC's recent performance is all part of a grand conspiracy by the government to distract us from their failings.

Evidence Board

Recent poor refereeing decisions that coincide with major political events.

Secret Society

The Society of the Toothless Wonders, dedicated to spreading the gospel of football reform.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FootyPhilosophers

Twitter Main Character

Getting into heated debates with online politicians while live-tweeting NUFC matches.

LinkedIn Title

Head of Community Engagement at 'Pies and Politics'.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual reality pub where discussions about football and pasties are the main events.

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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to the history of NUFC, complete with a GIF of a dancing pasty.

MySpace Era

Custom profile featuring a background of St. James’ Park and a playlist of 90’s football anthems.

Web3 Destiny

Becoming a Web3 influencer focusing on tokenizing football memorabilia.

Future Post

Just watched NUFC win the league! Finally, my Brexit woes have been eclipsed by the joy of football!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your fierce loyalty to your club and community is a beacon of positivity.

Charming Quirk

Your hidden culinary expertise shines through (who knew pasties could spark such debate?).

Final Encouragement

"Keep those passionate posts coming; after all, in the world of social media, you are the chief cheerleader for love, laughter, and NUFC!"

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

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