Michael's love for D&D shines through like a beholder in a crystal ball, lurking in the corner of every tweet. His references could guide a party through any campaign—except for the ones involving weight management.

When Michael talks about board games, you can practically hear the dice roll. His excitement rivals a child on Christmas morning—or a warlock after a successful spell cast. Just please, no Monopoly; the sock gays might revolt.

As a self-proclaimed 'wizard of pixels', Michael captures the world better than most Instagram influencers. He can make even a potato look like a renaissance painting, proving that the best shots don’t need filters—just a magical eye.