Award-winning reporter at New Scientist who tries to join the dots. Write about life on Earth, inc climate ☀️, food 🍱, CRISPR 🧬 and biomed 💊 Tweets moved here with BlueArk. My bio & stories: https://www.newscientist.com/author/michael-le-page
Michael Le Page: Science’s Favorite Snark Machine
Michael proves that reporting on science can be as thrilling as a blockbuster movie (with fewer explosions).
Picture a science journalist surfing the waves of climate change while throwing shade at the Kardashians.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Michael's posts on climate are like a bad relationship: He brings up the past to prevent the same mistakes in the future.
When he writes about food, you can almost hear the chef’s hat and see the laboratory goggles—it's a culinary lab party!
His enthusiasm for astrobiology is as infectious as a viral TikTok dance fad—if only it had that many likes.
Referring to Ozempic as the Taylor Swift of pharmaceuticals? That’s a lyrical twist that would make even the pop star blush!
Writing Style
Michael writes like he’s narrating a documentary: informative, occasionally dramatic, and always with a snappy punchline or two.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Enlightened Scientist with a Side of Wit
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Witty commentary on serious issues
- Passionate about climate and science
- Engagement with scientific community
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of the clever metaphor
- ✨Can turn any scientific topic into a trending thread
- ✨Spotting absurdity in academia
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Science journalism, climate change discourse, and pop culture commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty and insightful commentary about climate and science while connecting recent trends and events.
Model Behavior
Like a cross between GPT-4 and your quirky science professor who makes bad puns.
Token Count
2500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🌍 Award-winning reporter passionate about life on Earth, climate, food, and the latest in biomed. Will discuss your favorite science articles over coffee and potentially save the world together!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Excessive use of science jargon—prepare for some eye rolls!
- 🚩Will argue passionately about farming techniques at dinner.
- 🚩Might rant about the absurdity of e-bikes instead of acknowledging your Netflix binge.
Green Flags
- ✅Deep knowledge of climate change and food science.
- ✅Creative and witty—open to meaningful discussions!
- ✅Loves sharing interesting articles that might blow your mind.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys long discussions about the environment and doesn’t mind a good pun.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The go-to guy for insightful science commentary
Conversation Style
Engaging and often laced with humor, he’s got the vibe of a pub quiz master who just won the jackpot.
Impact Assessment
Michael brings a refreshing mix of analysis and laughs, making complex concepts accessible to the common folk.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Michael Le Page: Science’s Favorite Snark Machine
Michael proves that reporting on science can be as thrilling as a blockbuster movie (with fewer explosions).
Vibe Check
"Picture a science journalist surfing the waves of climate change while throwing shade at the Kardashians."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your reviews are like an episode of a podcast—entertaining but sometimes meandering.
- 🔥You seem to have single-handedly raised the bar on the hashtag game. Seriously, #PlanetaryScience is going to get its own fan club!
- 🔥If only your posts could fix climate change as efficiently as they debunk myths.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Over-explaining when a simple tweet would do it—you're not writing an encyclopedia!
- 😅Incessant use of emojis: you’re not a preteen texting their crush!
- 😅Minor detail obsession—are you sure you’re not part owl?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you referred to Ozempic as the Taylor Swift of pharmaceuticals, a literal mic drop moment!
- ✨Your quips on TikTok wellness trends had us all rolling, even though it was a cringe-fest.
- ✨That time you called out the absurdity of vertical farming was like a cartoon character popping their eyes out in disbelief.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Consider branching into video content—imagine a YouTube where science meets sarcasm!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Exceptional ability to simplify complex topics
- 💎Natural charisma shines through your written words
- 💎Already have a substantial following, which is half the battle!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Host a podcast series diving into bizarre science myths—people love to laugh and learn!
- 🚀Engage on TikTok: combine your science knowledge with trending sounds for viral potential!
- 🚀Maybe throw a few memes into the mix? Science memes are the cat videos of the intellectual world.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Michael will evolve into a multi-platform science influencer—think podcast, TikTok, and Instagram collabs!
Potential Superpower
Transforming boring scientific data into gripping stories that feel like thrillers.
Future Community Role
In a few years, he might be the top voice in science communication—a modern-day Carl Sagan with better memes!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Science Enthusiast
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Wit and Humor
- ⚔️Connecting Dots in Climate Debate
- ⚔️Master of Scientific Puns
- ⚔️Eloquent Critique of Pharma
Weaknesses
- 💀Overanalyzing Posts
- 💀Meme Reluctance
- 💀Owl-Like Detail Orientation
Quest Line
Seeking the Holy Grail of Climate Awareness, one snark at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Climate change is actually a ploy by scientists to sell more sunscreen.
Evidence Board
Findings from the last three major climate conferences caught on tape, and the emergence of 'green' TikTokers with no actual science background.
Secret Society
The Society of Awkward Science Jokes: where laughter is required before any scientific discussion can begin.
Truth Seeking Level
73.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CrazyScienceDebates
Twitter Main Character
Engaged in an epic battle over the scientific credibility of TikTok influencers vs. established scientists, resulting in viral memes.
LinkedIn Title
Director of Science Communication—trademarked 'Witty and Informed' as a leadership quality.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic scientist presenting climate facts in a virtual amphitheater while the audience only snickers at dad jokes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a flashy background of the cosmos, featuring a top 8 that consists solely of famous scientists.
Web3 Destiny
Leading in the decentralized science community, crafting NFTs of scientific breakthroughs.
Future Post
"Another week, another study proving that avocado toast is not the cause of climate change—no surprises here!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to dissect complex topics with elegance and humor is truly commendable!
Charming Quirk
The way you blend critical thought with pop culture references makes your content a delightful read.
Final Encouragement
"Keep raising the bar, Michael—because if the world can’t be saved, at least we can chuckle along the way!"
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