Michael Fuhlhage

@mjfuhlhage.bsky.social

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Posts

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Joined

Jul 25, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Journalism prof, Wayne State University Reporting, editing, com & media history Cat daddy

Michael Fuhlhage: The Cat-Loving, Conspiracy-Theorizing Bluesky Wizard

Navigating the world of academia and cat content with a side of witty critiques.

A delightful mix of cat dad and critical thinker, spicing up the timeline with feline philosophy and existential rants.

88%

Authenticity

84%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Cats

80%

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Cats95%

The heartfelt moments with his cats are a ongoing saga; they’re not just pets, they’re philosophical muses!

Advertising Critique80%

Each ad rant sparkles with a delightful, diabolical creativity that makes you question if you’ve been watching too many commercials yourself.

Family Patterns/Dysfunction75%

Thoughtful and introspective, he dives into family dynamics with the reflexes of a cat catching its tail, bringing humor to the dark analysis.

Road Trips70%

His Subaru adventures are both heartwarming and hilarious, like a buddy cop movie where the buddy is a cat that doesn't approve of the moonroof.

Conspiracy Theories82%

His musings on corporate conspiracies rival even the most elaborate of Netflix thrillers—just wait for the season finale!

Writing Style

A charming blend of quirkiness and insight, he seamlessly transitions from cat observations to academic critiques, making you wonder if he’s writing a thesis or a sitcom.

Thought Leader Score

84%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Cat Dad Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Unwavering love for cats
Punny humor
Observational wit

Secret Powers

✨Impressive knowledge of media history
✨Creative editing
✨Unintentional meme creation

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Cat behavior studies, media criticism, and absurd conspiracy theories.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty cat-related commentary intertwined with media analysis and personal anecdotes.

Model Behavior

Breezy intellect infused with absurdity and whimsical musings.

Token Count

1200

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Cat dad looking for someone who can match my wit and tolerate my cat-centric rants. Bonus points if you can beat Mila at staring contests!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequently muttering about conspiracies during dinner dates
🚩Overeager to show photos of my cats rather than myself
🚩Reference to my Subaru as a co-pilot

Green Flags

✅A love for all things feline
✅Deep understanding of media history
✅Enjoys spontaneous road trips with furry companions

Perfect Match

Someone who loves cats, engages in philosophical debates over pizza, and doesn't mind occasional cat hair on everything.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Purr-fect Academic

Conversation Style

Conversational and humorous, with a dash of social responsibility; expect a good banter about cat rights and media ethics!

Impact Assessment

He’s the go-to source for cat content and intelligent commentary, reminding us that academia can be fun, especially with cats involved.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Michael Fuhlhage: The Cat-Loving, Conspiracy-Theorizing Bluesky Wizard

Navigating the world of academia and cat content with a side of witty critiques.

Vibe Check

"A delightful mix of cat dad and critical thinker, spicing up the timeline with feline philosophy and existential rants."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Seriously, how many cats does one person need to post about?
🔥Your cat's social media presence is already stronger than most influencers!
🔥Every tweet about your cats feels like an audition for a feline sitcom!

Quirky Challenges

😅Stop using your cat as an excuse to avoid social events; we all know you secretly love both!
😅Less about the Subaru adventures, more about the cat road-trips—Mila deserves her own series!
😅Maybe a cooking show starring your cats? 'Culinary Cats with Michael?!'

Main Character Moments

✨When your cat Looie-loo became the unofficial mascot of your timeline, I knew you were committed!
✨Your driving saga where cats are your co-pilots proves that you take 'cat dad' to another level!
✨That time you compared going back to Twitter to Harry Potter facing racially charged portraits—truly iconic!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a knack for combining humor and academia, a podcast where cats critique media could truly make waves!

Unique Advantages

💎Differentiate yourself with unique cat-themed content
💎Your academic insights can attract a diverse following if paired with feline narratives
💎Harness your humor to create engaging, relatable content

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider creating threads that offer deeper dives into media history, but always tie it back to those darn cats!
🚀Collaborate with other cat enthusiasts or educators for richer content engagement!
🚀Capitalize on popular trends with your own ‘Cat Critique’ hashtag!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Michael's cat-themed threads will someday be the subject of viral TikToks, sparking a cat-revolution online!

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn every mundane moment into a thoughtful commentary on life—curled up with cats, of course!

Future Community Role

A cultural bridge between academia and the quirky cat-loving crowd.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Cat Dad Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Feline Whisperer
⚔️Cat-Centric Humor
⚔️Academia in Casual Wear

Weaknesses

💀Overly Specific Cat Content
💀Conspiracy Theory Overdrive
💀Road Trip Obsessions

Quest Line

Navigate the whimsical world of academia while championing the rights of pets and critiquing media one cat post at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The moon landing was faked, and it was filmed in a cat shelter.

Evidence Board

1. Every cat secretly controls their owners. 2. NASA always involves cats in their missions. 3. Moon dust tastes like catnip after exposure.

Secret Society

Society for the Preservation of Feline Curiosity (SPFC)

Truth Seeking Level

86.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FelinePhilosophy

Twitter Main Character

The Cat Philosopher who exposes corporate greed while showcasing cat antics

LinkedIn Title

Chief Feline Relations Officer at Cats & Co.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual haven where cats rule and humans serve their whims.

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One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> All-Cap Cat Dad with animated GIFs of cats doing ridiculous things and a Geocities-style background of sparkly stars.

MySpace Era

Profile filled with cat-themed quotes and a playlist of every song that remotely mentions cats or family dynamics.

Web3 Destiny

A digital cat sanctuary where every cat has its own NFT and all discussions revolve around how to efficiently pet cats in the metaverse.

Future Post

Looking back at my hectic 2023, I realize my cats were the real influencers all along—Mila is now verified!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His love for his cats and powerful storytelling create a deeply relatable and dynamic online presence.

Charming Quirk

Each post feels like a miniature episode of a sitcom starring his cats—who knew pets could be such great co-hosts?

Final Encouragement

"Keep pushing those creative boundaries, Michael! Who knew cats and philosophy would blend so beautifully? Your timeline is a treasure to behold!"

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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