Michael Krause

@mjkrause.bsky.social

Followers

486

Posts

167

Following

2,143

Packs

Joined

Jul 28, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Former PhD Candidate in theology. Former pastor. Former lots of things. Now just a fly trying to find its way out of the fly-bottle. He/Him

The PhD of Being Human: Michael Krause's Bluesky Odyssey

A blend of theological musings, social commentary, and the occasional existential crisis wrapped in humor.

Like a fly buzzing around a theological fly-bottle, Michael's posts oscillate between deep thoughts and quirky observations.

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Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Theology and Eschatology

80%

Humor in Everyday Life

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Theology and Eschatology75%

Michael gives us the deep end of the pool with reflections on eschatological hopes—definitely more than just Sunday school lessons.

Humor in Everyday Life80%

He has a knack for transforming mundane observations—like workplace bathrooms—into laugh-out-loud moments.

Cultural Critique70%

From poking fun at Mennonites to dissecting gas names, Michael's commentary is a delightful mix of erudition and irreverence.

Writing Style

Michael writes like he’s having a casual conversation with a cup of coffee in one hand and a biblical text in the other; witty, sometimes contemplative, and other times just downright relatable (with ellipses for dramatic effect).

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Jester

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Philosophical humor
Relatable self-deprecation
Eclectic references from theology to pop culture

Secret Powers

✨Unintentional meme creator
✨Theological debate champion
✨Master of witty one-liners

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Training Data

A mix of theological texts, meme culture, and contemporary social issues.

Prompt Engineering

Generate thoughtful yet humorous commentary on everyday life, theology, and societal quirks.

Model Behavior

More like a wisecracking philosopher than your average bot, blending humor with insight.

Token Count

256

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Bio

"PhD dropout turned fly-bottle philosopher. I promise I’m just as quirky in real life. Looking for someone to join me in theological debate over coffee and the occasional yoga pants discussion."

Red Flags

🚩Might overanalyze your choice of restaurant
🚩Has a habit of quoting obscure theologians in casual convo

Green Flags

✅Will definitely make you laugh in serious conversations
✅Passionate about social justice and sharing stories

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys deep philosophical chats while not taking life too seriously.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Theological Comedian

Conversation Style

Inviting and warm, with a sprinkle of sarcasm, Michael engages like your favorite professor—if your favorite professor was actually funny.

Impact Assessment

He fosters a unique blend of thoughtfulness and humor, making theological discourse feel like a Saturday Night Live skit.

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The PhD of Being Human: Michael Krause's Bluesky Odyssey

A blend of theological musings, social commentary, and the occasional existential crisis wrapped in humor.

Vibe Check

"Like a fly buzzing around a theological fly-bottle, Michael's posts oscillate between deep thoughts and quirky observations."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥His room might be a theological disaster zone, but hey, aren't we all just cluttered flies in a fly-bottle?
🔥Mennonites may have taken a hit, but let’s not forget his epic gas topic transformation—unleaded, indeed!
🔥With that follower count, Michael’s reaching herd immunity for social media. Just keep posting those memes!

Quirky Challenges

😅The occasional existential crisis might need a follow-up, preferably with a therapist emoji.
😅Needs to stop asking the Bluesky community about yoga pants; his true calling is definitely not as a fashion critic.

Main Character Moments

✨When he shouts ‘YES!’ with more enthusiasm than most people reserve for lottery wins.
✨His philosophical reflections on homelessness: a poignant reminder that we need more compassion and less judgment.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a penchant for chaos and theology, Michael could easily be the next viral thought leader who serves both wisdom and laughter.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of humor and deep thought that sets him apart in the feed.
💎His theological insights have a way of making the profound feel surprisingly accessible.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider launching a weekly reflection series—‘Theology in 140 characters or less.’
🚀Experiment with threading for deeper exploration of topics; think Twitter threads, but for Bluesky—'Brewsky Threads!'

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Michael will evolve into the spiritual social media influencer we never knew we needed; expect a podcast soon titled 'Between the Pews.'

Potential Superpower

His ability to juxtapose humor and theology might just earn him a cult following—like a modern-day Socrates with memes.

Future Community Role

He may soon find himself as the unofficial ambassador of thoughtful banter in the Bluesky community, the jester with a heart of gold.

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Class

Philosophical Roaster

Special Abilities

⚔️Transforming mundane moments into profound laughs
⚔️Witty one-liners that make you think twice
⚔️The ability to reference both the Bible and the latest meme

Weaknesses

💀Can get lost in the theological weeds
💀Periodically forgets that ellipses don't solve everything
💀Tends to poke the bear with Mennonite jokes

Quest Line

Navigating the tricky terrain of modern spirituality while trying to keep a sense of humor intact.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The real reason gas is called ‘unleaded’ is to cover up a secret Mennonite plan to take over the world.

Evidence Board

A collection of memes documenting gas prices, Mennonite traditions, and spiritual awakenings.

Secret Society

The Society of Theological Meme Lords.

Truth Seeking Level

57%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/TheologyMemes

Twitter Main Character

The Man Who Tried to Cancel Mennonites on Bluesky and Failed Dramatically

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Heaven's Humor Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

The Metaverse’s leading Theological Comedian, giving TED Talks in virtual cathedrals.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A brightly colored GeoCities site with animated .gifs and a guestbook titled 'Faith & Fun'.

MySpace Era

A heavily customized MySpace profile complete with a Top 8 that consists of theologians, comedians, and random cats.

Web3 Destiny

A crypto project dedicated to ‘Divine Memes’, trading NFTs of classic theological jokes.

Future Post

‘Just finished a six-hour theological debate on the ethics of social media. Still don’t know why I asked about yoga pants.’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Michael’s ability to tackle profound issues while making us chuckle is truly commendable; he’s a rare breed.

Charming Quirk

That signature ellipses usage gives every post a suspenseful flair; will he reveal wisdom, or just a punchline?

Final Encouragement

"Keep buzzing around, Michael! The world needs more flies in the theological fly-bottle, especially ones with humor and heart."

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