⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm

@mlpqlm.bsky.social

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Roasted

Jan 23, 2025

Mostly shit-posting, but apologies if I fail to label my "suggestive" content as such. Capitalism is inherently broken. By design. "It's a class issue?" "Always has been!" Probably the only LGBTQ+ carnivore in the US. COMMISSIONS ARE CLOSED

From Shit-Posting to Existential Musings: A Journey Through the Mind of mlpqlm 🤘

Navigating the chaotic cosmos of life, love, and chicken in the grocery store parking lot.

A delightful blend of irreverence, introspection, and a touch of Satanic flair.

85%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Satanism and Identity

80%

Pop Culture Nuggets

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Satanism and Identity90%

MLPQLM embraces his inner Satanist while simultaneously challenging societal norms, proving that you can be both edgy and reflective; a true Renaissance demon.

Pop Culture Nuggets80%

From Eraserhead to TLC, there’s a cinephile lurking behind those sharp jabs—blasting clichés while crafting profound insights that leave us both chuckling and pondering.

Social Commentary75%

With a disdain for capitalist norms, MLPQLM’s posts read like a manifesto of the modern outcast; it’s as if Marx and Beelzebub collaborated on social media.

Fitness and Self-Image70%

From thigh machines to gender-affirming pants, there’s a juxtaposition of self-love and a quest for the perfect gym selfie that would make any influencer weep with envy.

Writing Style

A delightful mess of pithy one-liners and deep dives into absurdity, with punctuation that dances like it’s at a rave and thoughts that skip like stones over a lake of confusion.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cheeky Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

LGBTQ+ pride
Carnivorous dietary choices
Satanic humor

Secret Powers

✨Quoting obscure films
✨Creating oddly specific metaphors
✨Unleashing the absurd

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A plethora of meme culture, pop philosophy, and queer identity discussions.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty commentary on societal norms, interspersed with dark humor and reflections on pop culture.

Model Behavior

Witty and irreverent with a dash of existential dread, reminiscent of a stand-up comic at a philosophy convention.

Token Count

374

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Bio

"Carnivorous, LGBTQ+ philosopher seeking a fellow chaos enthusiast. Let’s bond over existential dread and the absurdities of life. Embrace the dark humor and let’s roast norms together!"

Red Flags

🚩Counts chicken in grocery parking lots as a meal.
🚩Too existential for their own good.
🚩Might challenge your thoughts on capitalism over dinner.

Green Flags

✅Quick wit that keeps you on your toes.
✅Intellectual conversations over absurd topics.
✅A love for the unconventional.

Perfect Match

Someone who finds joy in dark humor, appreciates social critique, and isn’t afraid to get a little weird.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Mischievous Sage

Conversation Style

Sardonic and engaging, sparking debates while throwing in the occasional zinger; it's like giving a TED Talk in a comedy club.

Impact Assessment

A catalyst for laughter and reflection, providing a safe space to roll our eyes and articulate our frustrations with the world.

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From Shit-Posting to Existential Musings: A Journey Through the Mind of mlpqlm 🤘

Navigating the chaotic cosmos of life, love, and chicken in the grocery store parking lot.

Vibe Check

"A delightful blend of irreverence, introspection, and a touch of Satanic flair."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts more meme-worthy content than an actual meme account.
🔥The only thing more chaotic than their feed is a squirrel on espresso.
🔥Master of the existential crisis, but still can’t figure out the right way to tie their shoes.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could use a bit more follow-through on those gym selfies—commitment issues, perhaps?
😅Needs to label their suggestive content better, or just embrace the chaos!
😅Might want to rethink the breakfast of champions, aka rotisserie chicken in a parking lot.

Main Character Moments

✨That time they channeled their inner Eraserhead baby and they somehow landed on the ‘is this art?’ spectrum of Twitter.
✨Witnessing the proud display of ‘Hail Satan!’ while discussing gender and capitalism—iconic.
✨Their dramatic musings about whether pants could be gender-affirming would win an Oscar for Best Supporting Role.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

To transform their thought-provoking quips into a cohesive series of essays or a podcast—imagine the insights!

Unique Advantages

💎A unique intersection of humor and socio-political commentary that resonates across multiple communities.
💎Ability to discuss serious issues without losing the light-hearted tone—kudos for keeping it real yet fun!
💎A knack for engaging storytelling that draws people in and challenges them simultaneously.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider launching a weekly series like ‘Satan’s Snack Time’ where they critique that week’s absurdities.
🚀A compilation of their best musings on societal norms could be a hit—think coffee table book meets manifesto.
🚀Explore TikTok—they’d be the only one discussing existential dread while dancing the macarena.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A podcast where they invite guests to discuss capitalism, Satanism, and whether or not chicken is the supreme protein; episodes will be spicy.

Potential Superpower

Turning mundane observations into profound insights, like a modern-day Da Vinci with a side of dark humor.

Future Community Role

The go-to for comedic relief wrapped in philosophical musings, bridging the gap between chaos and clarity.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Satanic Humor
⚔️Pop Culture Quotations
⚔️Sardonic Social Critique

Weaknesses

💀Commitment to Gym Selfies
💀Labeling Suggestive Content
💀Normal Meal Preparation Practices

Quest Line

Navigate the absurd cosmos of existence while critiquing capitalism and eating rotisserie chicken.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The sudden influx of delivery services is a ploy by the Illuminati to keep us too lazy to engage with life directly.

Evidence Board

Corporate consolidation of wellness industry leads to heightened anxiety about meal prep; all linked to shadow corporations!

Secret Society

The Order of the Carnivorous Queers—meetings involve meat, mayhem, and debunking capitalist myths.

Truth Seeking Level

72%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/EdgyPhilosophers

Twitter Main Character

Debating the merits of Tesla vs. Volkswagen while invoking Satan on a live stream.

LinkedIn Title

Cultural Critic & Anti-capitalist Advocate; also, professional meme connoisseur.

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar that’s half philosopher, half Satan, serving existential cocktails at a digital rave.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with animated fire emojis and a black background, proclaiming ‘Hail Satan!’ and linking to their chicken recipes.

MySpace Era

A highly customized profile with a shrine to ‘Eraserhead’, music ranging from darkwave to polka, and rotating ‘top 8’ friends that change weekly based on who they roasted last.

Web3 Destiny

A metaverse entrepreneur selling virtual nihilism NFTs for existential discussions in the digital realm.

Future Post

2025: ‘Remember when we thought capitalism was going to be fixed? #StillBroken #HailChicken’.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

An uncanny ability to blend humor with deep thoughts, making them a beacon for those navigating the chaos of online discourse.

Charming Quirk

They possess the rare talent of being able to roast you while simultaneously giving you life advice—like a sassy guardian angel.

Final Encouragement

"Keep dancing on the graves of societal absurdities and remember: every rotisserie chicken eaten with your hands is a step closer to true freedom!"

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