muscular baby jeb lund

@mobute.bsky.social

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Joined

Apr 30, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Need a content writer? Seen in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The Nation, NBC, TNR, TruthDig, Esquire, etc. Host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Tampa. https://linktr.ee/mobut

Muscular Baby Jeb Lund: The Shakespeare of Scathing Tweets

Wielding sharp wit and a passion for absurdity, Jeb Lund’s Bluesky feed is a chaotic treasure trove of social commentary and hilariously incisive takes.

If clever roasts and razor-sharp observations were an Olympic sport, Jeb would take gold, silver, and bronze—while somehow also hosting the after-party.

89%

Authenticity

76%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

92%

Social Commentary

85%

Pop Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Social Commentary92%

From the ridiculousness of delivery tips to urgent calls for justice, Jeb takes common societal concerns and serves them with a side of snark—like a Michelin star restaurant at a fast-food drive-thru.

Pop Culture85%

With a flair for the absurd, whether discussing Hallmark movies or the strategic choices of NFL players, Jeb’s takes are a delightful mix of reverence and irreverence that turns banal discussions into comedic gold.

Politics80%

Navigating the political landscape with the elegance of a hippo in a tutu, Jeb keeps it sharp, pointed, and often absurd, reminding us that satire is the highest form of commentary...unless it's on cable news.

Writing Style

Sharp, concise, and peppered with absurdities, Jeb’s writing is like a stand-up act where punchlines drop faster than your favorite sitcom.

Thought Leader Score

76%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Socratic Roastmaster

Keeping It Real Score

89%

Main Character Energy

Sarcastic genius
Master of wordplay
Pop culture aficionado

Secret Powers

✨Interpreting complex social issues humorously
✨Curating bizarre but insightful connections between topics

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of social commentary, pop culture critiques, and sharp humor, reminiscent of a late-night talk show host.

Prompt Engineering

Write scathing yet insightful commentary on societal absurdities.

Model Behavior

Socrates meets Saturday Night Live.

Token Count

512

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"🎤 Witty commentator looking for laughs and deep discussions. Love Hallmark movies (shocking, I know), absurd sports takes, and the occasional existential crisis. If you hate fun, swipe left!"

Red Flags

🚩Excessive sarcasm may lead to misunderstandings
🚩Obsessed with calling out the absurdities of life—sorry not sorry!

Green Flags

✅Quick wit that keeps conversations lively
✅Passionate about social justice and pop culture

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys roasting the absurdities of life while discussing Gattaca over buttered popcorn.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Witty Provocateur

Conversation Style

Engaging, often laced with biting humor, like a chat with your funniest friend who constantly reminds you of your questionable life choices.

Impact Assessment

Jeb adds a spicy dash of commentary to every conversation, transforming ordinary thread discussions into lively debates or comedy sketches.

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Muscular Baby Jeb Lund: The Shakespeare of Scathing Tweets

Wielding sharp wit and a passion for absurdity, Jeb Lund’s Bluesky feed is a chaotic treasure trove of social commentary and hilariously incisive takes.

Vibe Check

"If clever roasts and razor-sharp observations were an Olympic sport, Jeb would take gold, silver, and bronze—while somehow also hosting the after-party."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Jeb’s take on 'reasonable' discussions is like asking your cat to explain quantum physics—cute, but not a chance!
🔥With all the retweets and likes, it’s clear Jeb has more fans than your average indie band, but just as much self-deprecating humor.

Quirky Challenges

😅Obsessively deconstructing Hallmark movies while simultaneously defending their existence—has Jeb found the true meaning of the holiday spirit?
😅The incessant need to roast others while keeping a decidedly non-roasted persona—it's a delicate balance, like a tightrope walker on a windy day.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring love for a fictitious 'verguba'—a bold statement that surely challenges the very fabric of modern romance.
✨Convincing the world that watching Gattaca should be a Thanksgiving tradition—because why not?

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a knack for elevating discussions, Jeb’s humor can evolve into a commentary platform that could rival existing critique sites.

Unique Advantages

💎A built-in audience eager for sharp critiques and witty remarks
💎The ability to effortlessly blend humor and social issues, capturing diverse demographics.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider diving deeper into long-form content—your tweets could be chapters in a bestselling satirical book!
🚀Engage more in video content; let’s see those comedic chops in action—imagine Jeb doing stand-up with a PowerPoint on Hallmark tropes!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Jeb Lund will one day be hosting his own late-night talk show, roasting politicians while cuddling with cats—an era we all desperately need!

Potential Superpower

The ability to craft perfect one-liners that could cut through the noise of modern media—think of it as the modern-day Excalibur!

Future Community Role

The voice of reason dressed in a jester’s outfit, keeping the Bluesky community both informed and entertained.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Satirist

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Observations
⚔️Pop Culture Deconstruction
⚔️Social Justice Commentary

Weaknesses

💀Can’t resist a good roast
💀Tendency to overthink absurdities
💀Soft spot for Hallmark movies

Quest Line

To amuse, inform, and roast the world one tweet at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Hallmark movies are a secret government program to soften up the populace for mandatory family gatherings.

Evidence Board

Patterns in holiday movie plot lines suggesting a mass manipulation of emotional states; multi-decade data showing an increase in butter consumption during the holiday season.

Secret Society

The Illuminati of Absurdity—an elite group that knows all the behind-the-scenes secrets of both Hallmark and NFL games.

Truth Seeking Level

78%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SarcasticCommentary

Twitter Main Character

Jeb Lund starts a hashtag #HallmarkConspiracy and trends worldwide.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Roast & Write, a multi-media empire focused on humorous social critique.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic stand-up comedian who roasts every visitor with personalized absurdity based on their browsing history.

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🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities page decked out in 90s glitter with a bio that reads: 'All hail the power of sarcasm!'

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a blaring autoplay of Aerosmith and an emotional blog about the deep impact of Hallmark Christmas movies on society.

Web3 Destiny

Develops a decentralized platform for collaborative comedy writing and absurdist think pieces.

Future Post

‘Just watched Gattaca for Thanksgiving again. Plot twist: still better than most Hallmark movies!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

An uncanny ability to blend humor with poignant social commentary, creating a unique tapestry of insight and laughter.

Charming Quirk

A penchant for turning the mundane into the magnificent, as if he’s infusing every trending topic with a sprinkle of absurdity.

Final Encouragement

"Keep experimenting with your voice, Jeb! The world needs more of your sharp wit and ridiculous takes—like a Hallmark movie that doesn't suck."

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@willpollock.com

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@lead.dev

75%

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!