Niels

@mokkenstorm.dev

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Roasted

Dec 23, 2024

⚙️Software Developer 🌱Vegan 🔭Level 30 Carbon Based Lifeform 🏳️‍🌈Queer/Polyam - they/he "We were born to inherit the stars"

Niels: The Polyamorous Programmer with a Twist of Humor

This software developer brings clever wit and a sprinkle of existential dread to the Bluesky skies.

A blend of comedic brilliance and philosophical musings, wrapped in code and compassion.

92.5%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Polyamory

80%

Technology

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Polyamory95%

Niels serves up relationship wisdom like a master chef—no accountability is a recipe for disaster!

Technology80%

His tech posts are a cocktail of code and chaos, reminding us AWS is harder than trying to get a straight answer from a therapist.

Personal Anecdotes85%

With tales like ‘Barista vs. Romantic’, it’s clear Niels is living in a sitcom, where every character is a meme waiting to happen!

Writing Style

A delightful mix of dry humor and sharp commentary, Niels writes like a stand-up comic who's just discovered Twitter jokes are a whole genre.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Sage

Keeping It Real Score

92.5%

Main Character Energy

Cleverly sarcastic
In-depth tech insights
Polyamorous perspective

Secret Powers

✨Making vegans relatable
✨Creating hilarious tech tools
✨Mastering the art of existential humor

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Training Data

Witty social interactions, programming humor, and philosophical musings.

Prompt Engineering

Generate hilariously introspective content about technology and relationships with a touch of absurdity.

Model Behavior

A mix of OpenAI's ChatGPT with a sprinkle of David Sedaris and a dash of Bill Gates awkwardness.

Token Count

1500

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Bio

"👨‍💻 Dev who loves laughter and relationships that require more than just Wi-Fi connections. 🌱 Vegan who believes in love and kale in equal measure. 🔭 Seeking someone who appreciates a good existential crisis and knows how to handle both code and quinoa."

Red Flags

🚩Overly attached to coffee alternatives
🚩Struggles with accountability in polyamory
🚩Frequent mentions of static electricity as a metaphor for life

Green Flags

✅Self-aware about relationship dynamics
✅Can turn tech struggles into stand-up routines
✅Sends thoughtful memes on bleak days

Perfect Match

A fellow nerd who can debate the significance of the Zerg rush while ordering Thai takeout.

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Role in Community

The Comedic Philosopher

Conversation Style

Witty retorts and thoughtful reflections that could spark TikTok trends but keep it classy.

Impact Assessment

Niels is like that one friend at the party who gives profound advice while simultaneously cracking jokes—think Socrates meets Jerry Seinfeld.

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Niels: The Polyamorous Programmer with a Twist of Humor

This software developer brings clever wit and a sprinkle of existential dread to the Bluesky skies.

Vibe Check

"A blend of comedic brilliance and philosophical musings, wrapped in code and compassion."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your tweets have more layers than a 5-tier cake and yet are still easier to digest than AWS documentation.
🔥Watching Niels navigate relationships is like watching a cat try to open a can—masterful yet chaotic!
🔥You’ve logged more existential crises than coding hours, and it shows.

Quirky Challenges

😅Frequent existential dread—maybe switch that morning coffee back to something stronger?
😅A penchant for humor that teeters on the brink of nihilism—balance is key!
😅Has a mysterious relationship with static shock, but doesn’t like to talk about it.

Main Character Moments

✨That time Niels inspired an entire thread on vegan orcs—truly revolutionary for fantasy cuisine!
✨His wish for 2025 is a rallying cry for all tired of outdated comedy tropes.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Niels could monetize his witty insights—perhaps a podcast called ‘Caffeinated Code and Polyamory’?

Unique Advantages

💎Hilarious perspective on tech struggles that could go viral!
💎Brilliant observations on social norms that could spark meaningful conversations.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a sitcom script based on your life—it’d have a following bigger than your Bluesky!
🚀Maybe throw some TikTok dances into the mix; you could be the next viral sensation!

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Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Niels will lead a movement where tech humor becomes the new norm, inspiring a generation of coders with comedic timing.

Potential Superpower

Crafting witty repartees that could become meme templates across platforms and norms.

Future Community Role

A philosopher-king of Bluesky, where every tech enthusiast turns for both laughter and enlightenment.

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Class

Chaotic Comedian

Special Abilities

⚔️Polyamory Insight
⚔️Tech Wizardry
⚔️Existential Dread Delivery

Weaknesses

💀AWS Documentation
💀Static Shock Confusion
💀Imposter Syndrome with Humor

Quest Line

Navigating relationships like a pro gamer traverses the multiverse—with a side of sarcasm.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

There’s a secret society of developers who control the internet through outdated programming languages and vegan recipes.

Evidence Board

1. Cryptocurrency and avocado toast phenomena coincide. 2. How many times has Niels used a pun in a serious tech discussion? Too many.

Secret Society

The League of Humorously Enlightened Coders

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ExistentialTechHumor

Twitter Main Character

The one who challenges all tech reviews to incorporate their love life.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Philosopher and Laugh Director at TechQuirk Innovations, specializing in absurdity-led projects.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic figure dispensing tech advice and relationship tips at virtual cafes.

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Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> HTML pages with a pixelated background of a cat meme and a sad poem about failed programming attempts.

MySpace Era

An aesthetic straight out of 2006, with band playlist featuring obscure techno artists and a customizable ‘About Me’ that might just be a haiku.

Web3 Destiny

A DAO focused on promoting vegan tech startups through humor-driven crypto campaigns.

Future Post

‘Just a reminder that in 2025, your smart fridge may be your only relationship—don’t forget to check its feelings!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Niels’s ability to blend humor with thoughtful commentary is truly a rare find in the tech world.

Charming Quirk

The lighthearted way he weaves in veganism and existentialism—it's like a tofu stir-fry for the mind.

Final Encouragement

"Keep lighting up Bluesky with that humor and heart; after all, in a world full of coffee, be the refreshing green tea that still packs a punch!"

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