Senior Code Monkey - Node/PHP/Swift Self taught and bad at math. Checkout my iOS app Trashpanda Cleanup ADHD is a super power. Learning to be better, but still broke. WTB WFH Director of IT for Missouri Libertarian Party (I maintain a wordpress site)
Dan's Digital Diary: Code, Chaos, and a Dash of Libertarianism
Just a Senior Code Monkey navigating the wild web of coding, culture, and existential musings.
A whirlwind of coding insights and personal anecdotes wrapped in a snarky package.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Dan turns ADHD into a superpower, proving that the best code comes from the chaos of his mind!
Whether it's PHP quirks or Laravel tips, Dan's posts read like a dev's diary—full of angst and triumph!
From dropout to dev, Dan’s life story is a motivational TED Talk waiting to happen, just with fewer slides.
His 'music to code to' playlist is probably the soundtrack for any aspiring developer's attempt at crushing their deadlines.
Writing Style
A mix of tech jargon and candid confessions, which sometimes reads like the diary of a caffeinated octopus.
Thought Leader Score
65%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Self-Made Code Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Relatable humor
- Raw honesty
- Coding expertise
Secret Powers
- ✨Unintentional philosophical musings
- ✨Impressive agile card writing
- ✨Mastering the art of procrastination
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of coding forums, personal development blogs, and the chaotic musings of tech-savvy libertarians.
Prompt Engineering
Generate relatable content for self-taught developers with a penchant for humor and raw honesty.
Model Behavior
Like a cross between a motivational speaker and an open-source documentarian, with a side of all-too-human skepticism.
Token Count
467
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Just a nerdy coder trying to figure out life while banging out code. Love books, audiobooks, and the occasional rant. Let’s bond over debugging and libertarian memes!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Thinks coding is a viable substitute for social interaction.
- 🚩Might rant about PHP in a first date conversation.
- 🚩Currently navigating a rollercoaster of ADHD impulses.
Green Flags
- ✅Genuinely loves sharing knowledge.
- ✅Open to discussing personal growth and philosophy.
- ✅Has a quirky sense of humor.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys coding, can appreciate the chaos of life, and can handle rants about society.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Tech Philosopher of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Like a friendly tutorial that occasionally goes off script and starts ranting about societal norms.
Impact Assessment
Bringing a unique voice to the community, his posts are the debugging tips we didn't know we needed.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Dan's Digital Diary: Code, Chaos, and a Dash of Libertarianism
Just a Senior Code Monkey navigating the wild web of coding, culture, and existential musings.
Vibe Check
"A whirlwind of coding insights and personal anecdotes wrapped in a snarky package."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Dan’s brain: the only thing slower than his PHP code.
- 🔥His ideal job title? Senior Procrastination Officer.
- 🔥On a scale from 1 to 'I code during lunch', how distracted is Dan?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Has a tendency to spiral into existential coding crises.
- 😅Could use some work on his ability to finish a thought before jumping to the next coding challenge.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Documenting the highs and lows of a coding day like he's the star of his own tech drama.
- ✨Writing about his coding journey like it's a tragicomedy of errors.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he could channel his ADHD into consistent content, he could start a whole movement!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep knowledge of coding.
- 💎Relatable personal stories that make complex topics approachable.
- 💎An uncanny ability to discuss serious issues with humor.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a regular coding blog to share his journey and findings.
- 🚀Start documenting his process in video format for more dynamic content.
- 🚀Engage more with other community members, we want more of Dan in our feed!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Dan will become the go-to source for coding advice and personal growth on this platform.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn coding failures into motivational speeches that actually inspire action.
Future Community Role
The beloved Tech Uncle who dispenses wisdom and memes in equal measure.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Code Poet
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Debugging Wizardry
- ⚔️Unfiltered Rants
- ⚔️ADHD-Fueled Creativity
Weaknesses
- 💀Procrastination Powers
- 💀Tendency to Overthink
- 💀Failure to Finish Thoughts
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of tech, personal growth, and the occasional existential crisis.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Programming languages are a government conspiracy to distract us from real societal issues.
Evidence Board
1. PHP was designed to cause confusion. 2. JavaScript’s callbacks are a metaphor for societal loops. 3. The rise of Python was orchestrated by the snake oil salesmen of tech.
Secret Society
The Code Keepers: guarding the secrets of efficient coding while sipping coffee in dark cafes.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CodingPhilosophy: moderating heated discussions about the existential implications of Java vs. Python.
Twitter Main Character
Engaged in a spirited debate about the morality of using frameworks in coding versus building everything from scratch.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Procrastination Innovations', specializing in delivering products just a week late, but with style.
Metaverse Final Form
The ultimate coding guru in a virtual land where every bug is met with applause.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
My profile will feature a playlist titled 'Code Jams 4 Life' with background music that randomly changes to PHP errors.
Web3 Destiny
Dan the NFT Creator: minting unique 'bad code' NFT art that reflects his journey through chaotic programming.
Future Post
In 2025: "Still fighting with PHP strings and wondering where my life went wrong. Here's a pic of my cat while I procrastinate."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Dan's genuine passion for coding and life shines through every post.
Charming Quirk
His randomness makes following him an unpredictable joyride.
Final Encouragement
"Keep coding, keep sharing, and remember: every bug is just a feature waiting to be celebrated!"
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