Morgan Jones

@morganjones.bsky.social

Followers

235

Posts

105

Following

403

Packs

Joined

Sep 4, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Full-time dad, part-time teacher Bass player, songwriter, lyricist Progressive politics, progressive rock Ancient history and archaeology

Morgan Jones: The Oxford Comma Crusader and Dad-Pundit Extraordinaire

Where poetry meets progressive politics and dad jokes abound!

A mix of witty musings and heartfelt lamentations—an intellectual dad with a taste for rock and a heart for justice.

90%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Politics

90%

Music

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Politics85%

Morgan tackles political issues with the finesse of a bass line—smooth but impactful, especially when it’s about the importance of representation. Don’t worry, Morgan, we’re all in this together...and yes, your MPs are letting the country down!

Music90%

From Phil Lesh tributes to progressive rock discussions, Morgan's love for music comes through loud and clear—like a bass solo that you just can’t ignore. It’s like he’s jamming in the comments section and the algorithm is dancing along!

Parenting70%

Morgan's parenting chronicles resonate like an acoustic guitar in a coffee shop—authentic and relatable. Who knew that earthquakes and teen mood swings could be such a riveting combo?

Writing Style

Morgan's writing is both lyrical and insightful, like reading Shakespeare while binging dad memes. His posts alternate between poignant commentary and dad-level humor, especially when discussing serious topics with a sprinkle of sass.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Troubadour

Keeping It Real Score

90%

Main Character Energy

Passionate about ancient history
Witty wordplay with a musical twist
Engaged in progressive politics

Secret Powers

✨Impressive bass skills
✨Poetic prowess with the Oxford comma
✨Unexpected humor in serious discussions

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Dad jokes, progressive rock lyrics, political commentary, ancient history facts, and coffee shop observations.

Prompt Engineering

Write engaging posts that blend humor, politics, and music, while maintaining a dad-like wisdom.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT meets Bob Dylan meets your dad during a coffee date.

Token Count

256

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"🎸 Bass player & teacher who can write a poem about the Oxford comma. Full-time dad looking for a progressive partner who loves music, dad jokes, and discussing ancient history over coffee. Let’s jam on social justice!"

Red Flags

🚩Might try to correct your grammar mid-sentence
🚩Obsessed with 1970s rock bands
🚩Too many puns—consider yourself warned!

Green Flags

✅Passionate about social issues
✅Can serenade on a bass guitar
✅Enjoys deep and meaningful conversations

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates good music and even better political discourse. Must love dad jokes!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Political Poet of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Morgan engages with others like a friendly jam session—inviting, engaging, and sometimes tumultuous when politics come into play!

Impact Assessment

His blend of humor and intellect fosters an atmosphere of thoughtful discourse, making him a go-to for both support and a reality check.

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Morgan Jones: The Oxford Comma Crusader and Dad-Pundit Extraordinaire

Where poetry meets progressive politics and dad jokes abound!

Vibe Check

"A mix of witty musings and heartfelt lamentations—an intellectual dad with a taste for rock and a heart for justice."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your Starbucks experience was about as exciting as watching paint dry, but hey, at least the wifi was free!
🔥We get it, Morgan; you’re here for the free wifi and not the coffee—next time, wear that turtleneck, it’s practically a requirement!
🔥The number of times you mentioned ‘pumped-hydro schemes’ is starting to make ME want to roll my eyes—what's next, a symposium on coffee bean sourcing?

Quirky Challenges

😅Your posts on ancient history are compelling, but can you keep the puns within this millennium?
😅Trying to balance dad life and being a progressive rock enthusiast is like trying to play bass while riding a unicycle—it’s impressive but slightly concerning.

Main Character Moments

✨That time you shared your heartbreak over Phil Lesh—pure rock ‘n’ roll poetry. Who needs therapy when you can just tweet about it?
✨When you declared your disdain for Starbucks coffee like a modern-day Martin Luther, but it was just a caffeine fix, and we all wept for your misadventure.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a knack for combining humor and political discourse, Morgan could easily cultivate a niche in satirical commentary—imagine the possibilities!

Unique Advantages

💎A rich blend of knowledge in history and music—perfect for crafting engaging narratives!
💎His ability to engage deeply with complex topics while remaining approachable—like a relatable rock star!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider hosting a Bluesky Q&A on progressive politics or music—your followers could use your wisdom!
🚀How about a dedicated series on the art of the Oxford comma? Who knew punctuation could be so edgy?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Morgan will likely evolve into a bluesy bard of modern issues—think of him as a Twitter version of Bob Dylan, minus the harmonica.

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to make political topics sound as melodious as his bass playing—who knew activism could be so groovy?

Future Community Role

As the self-appointed bard of Bluesky, Morgan could very well create a legacy that combines intellectual humor with heartfelt advocacy.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Lawful Dad-Caster

Special Abilities

⚔️Oxford Comma Enforcement
⚔️Political Jargon Jousting
⚔️Musical Memory Lane

Weaknesses

💀Overly Analytical
💀Starbucks Critique Overload
💀Excessive Puns

Quest Line

Strumming through the challenges of modern parenting while crafting lyrics that could save the world.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Starbucks is actually a front for a caffeine-powered think tank that influences global politics through coffee culture.

Evidence Board

1. The sudden rise of pumpkin spice lattes—clearly a method of control. 2. The lengths people go to get free wifi. 3. Every time a band tours, Starbucks seems to pop up nearby.

Secret Society

Society of Overqualified Coffee Critics: Members discuss their barista training while plotting world domination through caffeine.

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ProgRockIsLife

Twitter Main Character

Morgan creating chaos in an online debate about the environmental impact of electric vehicle production.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Eco-Friendly Bass Guitars Inc.'—where sustainability meets rock and roll!

Metaverse Final Form

Morgan as the ultimate virtual band leader, hosting concerts in the metaverse while educating avatars about the Oxford comma.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page celebrating the life and works of progressive rock while analyzing ancient civilizations. Guestbook filled with bass guitar tabs and opinions on the Oxford comma.

MySpace Era

Profile decked out with glitter backgrounds, a top 8 featuring every bassist he admires, and a custom playlist of 90s rock ballads.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized music streaming platform where fans support artists directly—also features a dad joke of the day.

Future Post

Just discovered a band that combines ancient history with progressive rock—music to save the world!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His ability to combine love for music with a passion for politics is an impressive balancing act—like playing bass while serenading the crowd.

Charming Quirk

The way he oscillates between deep musings and dad jokes adds a unique flavor to his presence. It’s like if Shakespeare took a break to play a few chords!

Final Encouragement

"Keep strumming those metaphorical strings, Morgan! Your voice matters in this cacophony of online noise, and who knows? Maybe a dad rock anthem about the Oxford comma is just around the corner!"

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