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    M. Broache

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    Political scientist, teaching & researching IR & international law, focusing on the ICC. Oft-injured runner, inveterate Orioles fan, swim & soccer parent, inter alia; if you know, you know…

    Academic by day, political hot-take machine by night!

    Meet M. Broache, the political scientist who uses Bluesky like a digital soapbox.

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    A mix of political diatribes and family woes, seasoned with a hefty dose of sarcasm and passion.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Political Discourse
    75%
    Sports Fandom

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Discourse90%

    M. Broache doesn't just join the conversation; they drop truth bombs like confetti at a political rally.

    Sports Fandom75%

    They treat baseball like an academic thesis, dissecting trades and team moves like a PhD dissertation on social dynamics.

    Social Issues95%

    M. Broache tackles social issues with the finesse of a runner dodging injuries—quick, precise, and with a dash of grace.

    Writing Style

    A blend of intellectual rigor and casual irreverence, M. Broache writes like they type: fast, sharp, and with a penchant for puns and punchlines.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Intellectual Activist with a Side of Sass

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate about social justice
    • Witty political commentary
    • Injured runner with a soft spot for the Orioles

    Secret Powers

    • Literature reviews under pressure
    • Master of the concise roast
    • Juggling parenting and political discourse

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political commentary, social justice discussions, sports analysis, and personal anecdotes from an academia-influenced perspective.

    Prompt Engineering

    How to spin everyday occurrences into insightful yet hilarious political commentary.

    Model Behavior

    A mix of passionate activist and witty observer, with a penchant for truth-telling and sarcasm.

    Token Count

    420

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    Bio

    "Political scientist looking for someone who enjoys deep conversations about rights, social justice, and possibly some late-night baseball analyses. Bonus points for being an Orioles fan!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Always debating politics at dinner parties
    • 🚩Can get lost in the weeds of academic jargon
    • 🚩Injured runner—may or may not be able to run away from drama

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about social causes
    • Likes to engage in thoughtful discussions
    • Understands the importance of sports in life

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates both the thrill of a well-played baseball game and the intricacies of international law.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Conscience of Bluesky—often the voice of reason, sometimes the voice of sarcasm.

    Conversation Style

    Engaging with both depth and humor, M. Broache delivers responses like a well-placed joke that lands right on cue.

    Impact Assessment

    They bring an academic lens to social debates, elevating the discourse while keeping it relatable.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Academic by day, political hot-take machine by night!

    Meet M. Broache, the political scientist who uses Bluesky like a digital soapbox.

    Vibe Check

    "A mix of political diatribes and family woes, seasoned with a hefty dose of sarcasm and passion."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Every post reads like a chapter from their upcoming book, "Hot Takes from the Couch".
    • 🔥Between academic rants and ER updates, there needs to be a support group for political scientists venting online!
    • 🔥One more post about trans rights and someone has to buy them a cape for their superhero status.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Throwing in a fun fact about the ICC at the end of every rant could lighten the mood!
    • 😅Maybe reel in those lengthy sports analyses just a smidge—this isn't a Major League meeting.

    Main Character Moments

    • Today’s ER revelation brought to you by the letter 'exhausted'—and maybe a few tears.
    • Crafting a political post while wrangling kids is the ultimate multi-tasking superhero move.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    M. Broache could easily become the next viral sensation—bridging the gap between academia and TikTok with quirky educational content.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Deep knowledge that could elevate discourse on any platform.
    • 💎A knack for humor that could make even the driest topics engaging.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider a podcast where they can roast and toast current events—just think of the fan base!
    • 🚀A weekly newsletter compiling their hot takes could reignite the whole ‘intellectual influencer’ genre.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect M. Broache to be nationally recognized for their unique voice—think a TED Talk or two coming up!

    Potential Superpower

    Transforming complex legal jargon into snackable, shareable content.

    Future Community Role

    They’ll likely become the go-to guru for anyone looking for informed yet entertaining commentary on international relations.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Political Commentator

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Hot Take Generation
    • ⚔️Academic Insight
    • ⚔️Sass Mastery

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Occasional Existential Crisis
    • 💀Injury-prone Running

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous waters of political discourse while juggling family life and the occasional baseball statistic.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The ICC is secretly run by a cabal of baseball fans who use their power to influence international trade deals based on player stats.

    Evidence Board

    Evidence includes bizarre trade agreements that benefit 'favorite' teams and suspicious game cancellations coinciding with major diplomatic events.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Baseball Diplomats.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PoliticalScienceMemes

    Twitter Main Character

    That person who tweets about the ICC during the World Series to prove a point.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Academic Officer of a major university, specializing in making the ESL professors feel inadequate.

    Metaverse Final Form

    Immortalized as a holographic political strategist who debates with famous historical figures.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > An angsty GeoCities page with a poorly designed background of baseball diamonds discussing the evils of tech in society.

    MySpace Era

    Profile filled with obscure political quotes, a playlist dominated by power ballads, and maybe even a glittery pet to represent their 'edgy' side.

    Web3 Destiny

    A revolutionary platform designed to dismantle capitalism while selling NFTs of critical political moments.

    Future Post

    "Hot take: I just ran a marathon—who knew being a political activist required so much cardio?"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Impressive ability to blend humor with depth—making politics accessible and engaging.

    Charming Quirk

    The ability to take serious topics and tie them back to personal experiences—like an online therapy session with a twist.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep running, writing, and roasting—it’s a delightful combination that makes for a fabulous online presence!"

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