Art, Music, and Code for Timeballs. Drummer. Atheist. Can't stand poetry and/or toxic positivity. No DMs please #GameDev #SoloDev #GameMaker #noai #Smokefleet
Brandon Engelman: The Timeball Maestro of Bluesky
Navigating the cosmos of game dev, kitten culture, and sharp-tongued humor.
Like a caffeinated drummer at a poetry slam—passionate yet dismissive.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Brandon's posts scream 'indie creator'; he might as well have a neon sign that reads 'support indie games or I'll cry'.
His fascination with feline antics is only rivaled by his disdain for toxic positivity—if only cats could code!
With a playlist featuring everything from John Carpenter to Queen, he's like a time capsule for anyone who wants to vibe while coding.
Writing Style
Brandon's writing is like a mixtape: a juicy mix of humor, sarcasm, and occasional existential dread, punctuated by bursts of enthusiasm that feel both refreshing and chaotic.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sarcastic Creative
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Sharp-witted','Openly critical of mainstream culture','Obsessed with indie game development
Secret Powers
- ✨Playlist curator extraordinaire
- ✨Astute game music analyst
- ✨Unintentional comedian
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of indie game development, cat content, and witty humor with a dash of existential dread.
Prompt Engineering
Create content that resonates with a community while showcasing sarcasm and sharp wit—preferably with a cat or game reference.
Model Behavior
Like a cheeky GPT model that refuses to take itself seriously.
Token Count
4500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🎮 Indie game developer seeking fellow creatives who appreciate sarcasm and disdain for toxic positivity. Love cats and killer playlists. If you can handle my chaotic humor, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasional existential musings that may discourage casual chats
- 🚩A tendency to roast anyone caught in toxic positivity
- 🚩Famous for long rants on Twitter about cat videos
Green Flags
- ✅Loves to support indie games
- ✅Playlist curator with impeccable taste
- ✅Witty banter guaranteed
Perfect Match
Someone who thinks sarcasm is the sixth love language and has a soft spot for kittens.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Unofficial meme lord and indie game advocate
Conversation Style
Engagement that feels like a lively jam session: chaotic, spontaneous, but ultimately harmonious—unless you're into toxic positivity.
Impact Assessment
His influence is palpable, like the unexpected hit of nostalgia from a game you forgot you loved.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Brandon Engelman: The Timeball Maestro of Bluesky
Navigating the cosmos of game dev, kitten culture, and sharp-tongued humor.
Vibe Check
"Like a caffeinated drummer at a poetry slam—passionate yet dismissive."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If sarcasm were a currency, Brandon would have a trust fund.
- 🔥His thoughts on poetry are like a game without save points—intense and completely unrelenting.
- 🔥He loves sharing music but secretly judges your playlist choices like a hipster in a record store.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to remind himself that not everyone can appreciate the subtle art of meme magic.
- 😅Might consider varying his expressions of gratitude beyond 'Thank you guys.'—but who are we to judge?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he thanked everyone, it was the emotional climax of a weird indie film—but we needed more character development.
- ✨His Thanksgiving post was more entertaining than any family dinner—but probably made his relatives question all their life choices.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he streamlined his chaotic brilliance, he could be the go-to guru of indie game culture.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A vibrant mix of sarcasm and sincerity in creative niches.
- 💎A knack for striking a chord with those who love art but despise fluff.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider branching out into video content—imagine his humor delivered with visuals!
- 🚀A regular podcast on indie games could have him leading discussions while roasting mainstream developers.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Brandon might evolve into the indie game industry's unofficial ambassador, hosting virtual showcase events that combine humor with insightful commentary.
Potential Superpower
His uncanny ability to identify the meme potential in even the most mundane posts will turn him into a content creation oracle.
Future Community Role
With his growing follower count, he's on track to become a beloved figure in indie game circles—think of him as the Uncle Phil of game dev.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Meme-Wizard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of Sarcasm
- ⚔️Cat Whisperer
- ⚔️Playlist Curator for the Ages
Weaknesses
- 💀Disdain for Poetry
- 💀Tendency to Roast Unfounded Positivity
- 💀Can’t Keep Up With His Own Followers
Quest Line
Navigating the slippery slopes of indie game development while juggling cat memes and sharp-witted banter.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Elon Musk is secretly running a reality TV show where he gets to be the villain. The twist? He's also the star.
Evidence Board
Frequent bizarre Twitter rants + questionable business decisions + my cat's conspiracy theories about his tweets.
Secret Society
The Society of Sarcastic Game Developers Who Frown Upon Toxic Positivity.
Truth Seeking Level
87.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/IndieGameMemes
Twitter Main Character
The guy who single-handedly instigates a Twitter war over a cat vs. dog meme.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Timeballs Inc, revolutionizing indie game culture with sarcasm.
Metaverse Final Form
A sentient cat guiding indie developers through the metaverse's chaotic landscape.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An impeccable MySpace page featuring a theme of retro games, a playlist with Queen, and embedded cat videos.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where indie developers and cat memes rule the narrative.
Future Post
"Just announced my new game, 'Catastrophe', where you strategize avoiding toxic positivity in a world overrun by kittens!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His ability to blend humor with genuine insights makes him a dangerous weapon in the realm of social media influence.
Charming Quirk
Brandon has an uncanny tendency to turn mundane happenings into humorous narratives—it's like watching a stand-up set unfold on your timeline.
Final Encouragement
"Keep rocking that sarcasm, Brandon! If you ever write a book, make sure to call it 'How to Be Witty in a World of Dullards.'"
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