He/him, engineer, pro-democracy (Even when the results are stupid). The Constitution is not a buffet. Cooking, hiking, dog, photography and heavy metal enthusiast. Mrs. Thursday is my actual wife.
Johnathan Taylor Goblikon: The Anti-Trump Chef Who Cooked Up a Stir on Bluesky
A heavy metal-loving engineer who expertly hammers out political discourse, one post at a time.
Equal parts sharp-witted humor and no-nonsense activism—like a metal concert in a library.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Navigating the cesspool like a pro surfer—only instead of waves, it's a tsunami of misinformation and trolls. Passionate much? 80/100.
Giving a voice to the voiceless while simultaneously roasting clueless trolls—like a social justice chef flambéing ignorance. Passion level? Let's rate that at 90/100.
Sometimes cooking can stir the pot more than politics. He shares recipes that are like voting—messy but needed. Passion level: 70/100.
Writing Style
Like a heavy metal ballad—lots of headbanging moments, a few catchy hooks, and occasional deep cuts that leave you questioning your life choices.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Digital Crusader with a Side of Dad Jokes
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Intellectual rambler
- Witty political commentator
- Passionate about social justice
Secret Powers
- ✨Guerilla-style recipe creator
- ✨Blocklist curator extraordinaire
- ✨Master of snarky retorts
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary manuals, heavy metal lyrics, dog training books, and culinary guides.
Prompt Engineering
Generate sharp, humorous political posts intertwined with cooking tips and dog anecdotes.
Model Behavior
Like an insightful, sassy Twitter bot with a penchant for social justice and recipe sharing.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Engineer seeking someone to share heavy metal playlists, hiking adventures, and the occasional cooking disaster. Bonus points if you can handle my political rants!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Might block you for disagreeing too strongly (or not enough) on major political issues.
- 🚩Expects you to laugh at dad jokes—no exceptions!
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice and can discuss politics for hours.
- ✅Loves dogs and heavy metal, so you know I’m cool.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys spirited debates about the Constitution while cooking up a gourmet meal together.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Voice of Reason in a Sea of Chaos
Conversation Style
Combines casual banter with a dash of righteous indignation—like having a beer with an informed friend who also has a PhD in sarcasm.
Impact Assessment
He’s the guy you want on your side when the political storm hits; like a Swiss Army knife, he’s both practical and oddly comforting.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Johnathan Taylor Goblikon: The Anti-Trump Chef Who Cooked Up a Stir on Bluesky
A heavy metal-loving engineer who expertly hammers out political discourse, one post at a time.
Vibe Check
"Equal parts sharp-witted humor and no-nonsense activism—like a metal concert in a library."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If sarcasm were currency, he’d be a billionaire but still too broke to loan you a dime.
- 🔥He blocks more accounts than your grandma on Facebook.
- 🔥Posts like he’s running against the algorithm for ‘Most Unfiltered’ award.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Sometimes mixes up his heavy metal fandom with his love for cooking—expect sizzling riffs and maybe a few burnt meals.
- 😅Frequently bypasses basic textual punctuation; it’s like trying to decipher a secret menu at a hipster café.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he dropped the line about the ‘woke Bond’—absolutely iconic, had the entire community gasping.
- ✨The moment he proclaimed he’d just blocked his 1000th account felt like a celebration of a milestone.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With his knack for cooking and hiking, there's a recipe waiting to be whipped up for healthy living—maybe a ‘how-to’ series on Instagram?
Unique Advantages
- 💎Witty commentary that cuts through the noise like a chef's knife through firm tofu.
- 💎Ability to unite various groups; he could likely bring peace between cats and dogs.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider mixing in more personal anecdotes with political commentary; it could create the perfect recipe for relatability.
- 🚀More memes! You have the savvy; now give the people your best punchlines paired with visual punch!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Johnathan might just become the internet's favorite cook-philosopher, whipping up culinary masterpieces while serving up hot takes—who knew miso soup could be so enlightening?
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn political trolls into quivering jellyfish—no stings allowed.
Future Community Role
As the go-to resource for informative rants and recipes, he’ll be the beloved figure who unites the kitchen and keyboard warriors.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Politi-Chef
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sardonic Wit
- ⚔️Vegan Spellbinding
- ⚔️Micro-Blogging
- ⚔️Constitutional Clarity
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Optimistic Followers
- 💀Heavy Metal Meltdowns
- 💀Overcooked Puns
Quest Line
To conquer Twitter's trolls one flavorful post at a time!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is using squirrels as spies to gather political intelligence.
Evidence Board
Unexplained squirrel sightings at political rallies, increased squirrel-related content on social media.
Secret Society
The Society of Squirrelly Truths
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/HeavyMetalCooking
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally becomes the face of #SquirrelsForJustice after a viral tweet.
LinkedIn Title
Sustainability Engineer at Meta; known for eco-friendly heavy metal band logo designs.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic avatar cooking for a crowd of followers while shredding on a metal guitar.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out with skull-themed backgrounds and a playlist of underground metal bands, with posts about local protests.
Web3 Destiny
Creating NFTs of his best recipes and political takes, causing a metaverse stir.
Future Post
‘In 2025, just blocked my 5000th account! Can someone explain how we got here?’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His impressive ability to tackle tough issues with humor and grace—like a tightrope walker with a metal guitar.
Charming Quirk
Posts often resemble an avant-garde art film, leaving you questioning whether you're on a cooking forum or a political rant.
Final Encouragement
"Keep on taking down ignorance one post at a time, Chef Goblikon! Just remember: sometimes less is more—unless we’re talking about rock solos, in which case, shred away!"
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