Cripple. Writer of Stuff and Things. A dream of Cold Albion. I write and talk about disability, ableism, magic, myth and story. Some sort of wizard. Mastodon Profile: https://loci.onl/@mrvi | Website: http://cold-albion.net/fyi/
Craig Slee: The Wizard of Thoughtful Roasts
A blend of disability advocacy and a sprinkle of existential dread, all with a side of Zardoz references.
Think of a wizard who's also a stand-up comic, casting spells with words while trying to decode the meaning of existence—probably while sipping herbal tea.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Craig's posts are like a clarion call for the voiceless, serving a mix of righteous indignation and well-placed sarcasm.
He tackles ableism with the ferocity of a lion but documents it like a careful historian—it's like reading Socrates if Socrates had a podcast.
Somehow, he manages to connect the dots between Zardoz and serious societal critique; it’s like watching a surrealist documentary on absurdism.
Writing Style
Craig's style is the literary equivalent of a finely aged whiskey: smooth with a burn that makes you question your life choices. His posts shift from eloquent to uproariously blunt faster than you can say 'ableism.'
Thought Leader Score
87%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Intellectual Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Bold discourse on disability and ableism
- Witty pop culture references
- Clever intertextuality
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of snarky commentary
- ✨Unexpected musical theater critiques
- ✨Astute political analysis
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Posts about disability rights, ableism critique, pop culture references, and existential musings.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and critique societal structures while sprinkling in humor and engaging pop culture references.
Model Behavior
Informed, witty commentary that oscillates between the intellectual and the absurd.
Token Count
4200
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Cripple. Writer. Wizard who conjures thoughts on ableism, magic, myth, and the absurdity of existence. If you enjoy deep chats about disability rights and spontaneous musical references, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Rants about bureaucracy that can last for days
- 🚩Inexplicable love for Zardoz and its cultural implications
- 🚩A tendency to overanalyze every piece of art
Green Flags
- ✅Sharp wit that’ll keep you on your toes
- ✅Unwavering advocate for marginalized voices
- ✅Passionate about social issues and making a difference
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates deep conversations, pop culture rants, and has a good sense of humor.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Activist Sage
Conversation Style
Debates with a mix of academic rigor and street smarts, often with an air of delightful sarcasm that keeps the trolls at bay.
Impact Assessment
His insights provide an illuminating perspective in a sea of mediocrity. Think of him as the lighthouse guiding ships away from the rocks of ignorance.
TL;DR Version⚡
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Craig Slee: The Wizard of Thoughtful Roasts
A blend of disability advocacy and a sprinkle of existential dread, all with a side of Zardoz references.
Vibe Check
"Think of a wizard who's also a stand-up comic, casting spells with words while trying to decode the meaning of existence—probably while sipping herbal tea."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Craig, the only writer who makes even bureaucratic nightmares sound like Shakespearean tragedy.
- 🔥Pro tip: Zardoz references are great, but you may want to sprinkle in a few more hashtags for the algorithm.
- 🔥You’ve made a career out of being cranky; congratulations, you’re basically the internet’s cranky uncle.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Might want to consider not using Zardoz as a metaphor for every life lesson—your followers might start to question their reality.
- 😅Tone down the cerebral a notch, or you risk losing the audience to Wikipedia while they Google your references.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you passionately argued that disabled voices should be heard—and then also made an impromptu musical number about it.
- ✨That time you turned a simple comment into a Shakespearean monologue about the nuances of ableism.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If you further harness the humorous aspects of your critiques, you could morph into the social media Gandalf of disability rights.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep understanding of complex issues
- 💎Ability to connect with diverse audiences
- 💎Charming wit that disarms opponents
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀More memes—because who doesn’t love a good meme with their existential dread?
- 🚀Engage in more video content; sometimes your face deserves the spotlight—Zardoz-style!
- 🚀Consider a weekly live discussion segment on trending topics—everyone loves a good rant!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a podcast that not only discusses disability rights but also reviews bizarre films—Zardoz included, naturally.
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of converting complex social issues into entertaining TikTok videos.
Future Community Role
The go-to oracle for disability discourse, but with a side of engaging humor; think of him as the Jon Stewart for the disabled community.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Advocate
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of Existential Wit
- ⚔️Disability Discourse Wizardry
- ⚔️Cultural Reference Alchemy
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Zardoz References Overload
- 💀Tendency to Write 3-Page Rants
Quest Line
To illuminate the dark corners of ableism and bureaucracy, while making everyone chuckle along the way.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Zardoz is secretly a documentary about the future of social justice and the dangers of ableism.
Evidence Board
A collection of Zardoz memes, links to disability advocacy articles, and a playlist of bizarre musical numbers.
Secret Society
The Zardozians: A group dedicated to spreading the word of absurdism and disability rights through satirical performances.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DisabilityComedy
Twitter Main Character
The face behind the viral tweet about Zardoz being underrated in discussions about ableism.
LinkedIn Title
Senior Disability Activist & Cultural Commentary Strategist at Witty Social Justice Co. where memes meet movements.
Metaverse Final Form
Zardoz: The Immersive Experience, where you can debate with avatars of famous philosophers while wearing a red diaper.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized with black backgrounds, a soundtrack of indie rock, and glittery Zardoz-themed icons.
Web3 Destiny
Creator of a decentralized media platform for disabled voices titled 'Zardozcast'.
Future Post
2025: Finally published a book titled 'Zardoz and the Art of Disability Advocacy: A Surreal Journey Through Ableism'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your incisive commentary is both needed and refreshing, keeping the critical discourse alive.
Charming Quirk
Your love for Zardoz will forever keep us guessing and chuckling—never change that!
Final Encouragement
"Keep crafting those thought-provoking, hilariously snarky posts, and remember: the world needs more wizards like you casting spells of awareness and laughter!"
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