Hoosier in Seattle since 2021. Randy Newman once told me he liked the way I saw the world. vintage games, and movies. That's my cat. His name is Waffles
Michael Hawkins: The Cat Enthusiast Who's Seen It All
A blend of 80s nostalgia, existential dread, and feline devotion, Michael makes Bluesky brighter—one cryptic post at a time.
Imagine a vintage vinyl store where the music is great, but the conversations are even better. That’s Michael's Bluesky!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Michael grapples with nostalgia and disappointment like a high schooler at their first concert. Who knew Morrissey could go from 'There Is A Light That Never Goes Out' to 'Do I Really Exist?'
With comments on Spielberg's lighting, he dives deep into the world of film, expressing a passion that lights up even the darkest corners of his feed. You can almost hear the film reel turning in the background.
Michael’s commentary hits like a well-aimed dart, insightful yet occasionally drenched in rapid-fire exasperation. He’s yelling into the void, and the void is hitting back.
Waffles might just be the most famous cat on Bluesky thanks to Michael’s unabashed love. If opinions on cats were currency, Michael would be a millionaire by now.
Writing Style
A rollercoaster of metaphors and pop culture references that leave you wondering how you just went from discussing Spielberg to existential dread in the span of a tweet.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Observer
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Cinematic insights that rival IMDb
- A soft spot for obscure musical references
- Feline love with a side of existentialism
Secret Powers
- ✨Unexpectedly eloquent rants against political absurdities
- ✨Spotting indie bands before they're cool
- ✨Creating cat memes that make you rethink your entire existence
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of 80s nostalgia, cinematic knowledge, cat appreciation, and a dash of existential dread.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social media posts with a focus on humor, cultural criticism, and personal quirks.
Model Behavior
Like a cross between a film critic and a cat meme enthusiast, generating insightful yet whimsical observations.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Film buff with a soft spot for 80s music and a cat named Waffles. Looking for someone who appreciates deep conversations and can handle a little existential dread."
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequently compares exes to fictional characters
- 🚩Obsessed with the lighting in Spielberg's films
- 🚩Has more cat photos than selfies
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about music and cinema
- ✅Genuine political and social insights
- ✅Engages with followers like a thoughtful friend
Perfect Match
Someone who loves animals, enjoys vintage games, and is down for existential discussions over coffee.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Soulful Sage
Conversation Style
Letters to the Editor meets cat-oriented memes—Michael responds with wit, often leaving others nodding in agreement or chuckling.
Impact Assessment
A respected presence that manages to blend thoughtful discourse with light-heartedness, Michael is like the warm cup of coffee shared among friends, even if some sips come with a side of existential crisis.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Michael Hawkins: The Cat Enthusiast Who's Seen It All
A blend of 80s nostalgia, existential dread, and feline devotion, Michael makes Bluesky brighter—one cryptic post at a time.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a vintage vinyl store where the music is great, but the conversations are even better. That’s Michael's Bluesky!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥That tweet 'READ' really got the engagement going—who knew cryptic brevity could be a skill?
- 🔥The amount of times you mention 80s music, I’m starting to think you’re trying to bring the past back to life!
- 🔥Your cat Waffles gets more attention than most of us ever will. Just admit it, he's the main character.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅You often post profound musings in the style of a cat meme, and yet your cat posts still have a higher engagement—time to rethink your strategy!
- 😅Sometimes your posts read like philosophical tweets from someone who’s just realized they forgot to take their meds.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Proclaiming the emotional impact of Spacemen 3 like it’s Shakespeare—who knew your music taste would turn into a masterclass in nostalgia?
- ✨Wishful thinking that your cat would help solve world problems, or at least your breakfast burrito dilemma.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Leverage your passion for film and music more—perhaps a mini-series where you critique movies through the lens of your cat's perspective?
Unique Advantages
- 💎A rare ability to blend humor and deep thoughts—a potent mix for virality.
- 💎Your unique observations create a nostalgic bridge between generations.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try adding more visual content; the world is ready for Michael Hawkins: Cat Critic!
- 🚀Engage more with your followers—start a musical debate series or ‘best 80s movie of all time’ tournaments!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
With a sprinkle of cat memes and musical nostalgia, expect Michael to become a go-to for Bluesky's philosophical discussions, with Waffles as the unofficial mascot.
Potential Superpower
Navigating the murky waters of social commentary without sinking into despair—think of yourself as the philosopher king of Bluesky.
Future Community Role
Eventually, Michael could become the 'Cultural Commentary Czar', connecting diverse topics with flair and wit.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Thoughtful Cat Connoisseur
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Cinematic Insight
- ⚔️Nostalgic Music References
- ⚔️Political Commentary with a Twist
Weaknesses
- 💀Cryptic Posts
- 💀Existential Dread
- 💀Obsession with Vintage Games
Quest Line
Pursuing the elusive fusion of film, music, and feline appreciation while navigating the chaotic landscape of contemporary discourse.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Morrissey has been replaced by a far-right clone in an elaborate celebrity swap.
Evidence Board
1) Morrissey's recent comments 2) Changes in his music style 3) The unexplained disappearance of classic 80s nostalgia
Secret Society
The Order of the Curiously Nostalgic Cat Lovers
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FilmNoirNerds
Twitter Main Character
The person who started the trend of opening old VHS tapes to protest modern films.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Catstagram, Inc.—promoting feline influencer marketing.
Metaverse Final Form
Waffles as the all-knowing cat deity in a virtual world where film and music collide.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile adorned with a custom cat background, top 8 filled with indie bands and film quotes.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a cryptocurrency called 'Cattokens' to fund indie film projects.
Future Post
"Just watched a 4-hour documentary on cat cafés. Best thing I've seen since Spielberg taught lighting."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Michael’s unique blend of film knowledge, cat devotion, and political insight makes him a standout voice on Bluesky.
Charming Quirk
His ability to pivot seamlessly from discussing Spielberg to Waffles is nothing short of impressive; let’s just call it the cat-to-cinema relay race.
Final Encouragement
"Keep unfurling those thoughts like a cat stretching in the sun, Michael. Your voice adds warmth and wit to Bluesky that’s as needed as coffee on a Monday morning!"
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