☭, no pasarán the guy from We Are the Mutants with his third eye snapped open 24/7 libs, Zionists and fash (but I repeat myself), get in the trash can Discord same as screenname read my shit: https://wearethemutants.com/author/mg7810/
Meet MutantsMichael: The Bluesky Renaissance Man with a Third Eye
A chaotic blend of political satire, dark humor, and existential musings, all under the banner of a mutant.
They bring enough wit to the table to roast marshmallows, yet enough depth to make Plato weep.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Their commentary on Biden and Hunter is as sharp as a cutlass—somewhere between a circus and a courtroom drama.
Reference-heavy and eclectic, they navigate everything from Yacht Rock to the depths of D&D lore like a true scholar of the absurd.
Pondering the meaning of life while microwaving leftovers—MutantsMichael dives into the human experience with an unfiltered candor.
Writing Style
A delicious blend of surreal imagery and biting sarcasm; reading their posts feels like rollerblading through a funhouse while tripping on existential crisis.
Thought Leader Score
72%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Jester Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Political satire aficionado
- Master of absurd imagery
- Dark humor enthusiast
Secret Powers
- ✨Impressive cultural critique skills
- ✨Can generate bizarre yet poignant metaphors
- ✨An uncanny ability to mix highbrow and lowbrow humor
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political satire, pop culture humor, existential musings, and dark comedy.
Prompt Engineering
Generate humorous and absurd takes on current events while mixing highbrow references with lowbrow humor.
Model Behavior
Like a blend of GPT-4 and a stand-up comedian with a penchant for existential crises.
Token Count
2500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Sarcastic political critic looking for someone who appreciates dark humor and can handle existential dread. Must love absurd situations. Let’s microwave leftovers and discuss the moral implications of life on this planet!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Jokes about political turmoil may not sit well with casual observers.
- 🚩Tendency to dive into existential rants during dinner dates.
Green Flags
- ✅Incredible sense of humor that keeps conversations lively.
- ✅Passionate about cultural critique and pop culture references.
Perfect Match
Someone with a love for dark humor, microwave cooking skills, and a healthy tolerance for absurdity.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky’s dark humor bard
Conversation Style
Whimsical yet incisive, they engage like a stand-up comedian holding a sharp knife—careful, yet delightful in execution.
Impact Assessment
They inject a refreshing dose of contrarian humor and absurdity into the community, like a jester challenging the court.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Meet MutantsMichael: The Bluesky Renaissance Man with a Third Eye
A chaotic blend of political satire, dark humor, and existential musings, all under the banner of a mutant.
Vibe Check
"They bring enough wit to the table to roast marshmallows, yet enough depth to make Plato weep."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Their political commentary is like a fine wine—aged too long and maybe a little sour.
- 🔥Posting with the frequency of an over-caffeinated squirrel in a nut shop.
- 🔥They seem to have a PhD in predicting political mishaps, but a kindergarten certificate in punctuation.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Often deep in thought, yet their inner monologue might rival a TikTok sound effect loop.
- 😅Every post reads like it could double as a therapy session—with a dash of nihilism.
- 😅Their relationship with microwave leftovers deserves its own sitcom.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The time they compared Hunter Biden's antics to a whimsical musical scene involving a chimpanzee should be studied in narrative classes.
- ✨Referring to Biden's book moment as reminiscent of a zombie film was peak existential dread humor—10/10 would recommend on Netflix.
- ✨When they eloquently lamented the decline of their joy? A true Shakespearean tragedy in the making.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If they channeled just a smidge of their chaos into a series of essays, we might crown them the next David Foster Wallace—sans the footnotes.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Natural ability to weave humor into despair, creating relatable content with a twist.
- 💎An eye for absurdity that could lead to viral threads and possibly a book deal.
- 💎Masterful at generating engagement through a perfectly timed dark joke.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider focusing a little less on the chaos and more on the clarity—sometimes less is more, even in the absurd.
- 🚀Engage more with responses to cultivate a community of fans who appreciate the madness.
- 🚀Try some threads that explore their unique humor—it might just unleash a viral sensation.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Envision a world where memes originated from their posts—like an overripe fruit ready to burst into the online consciousness.
Potential Superpower
Creating existential memes that induce both laughter and tears in equal measure.
Future Community Role
The avant-garde commentator who leads a parade of humorists into uncharted territory.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Satirist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Jestery
- ⚔️Absurd Imagery Creation
- ⚔️Existential Reflection
Weaknesses
- 💀Grammar Overlook
- 💀Over-Caffeination
- 💀Microwave Addiction
Quest Line
Searching for meaning in the chaos of modern politics and pop culture, all while maintaining a sense of absurdity.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Hunter Biden is an undercover agent for a secret society of musical chimps.
Evidence Board
Calls to action for chimps in pop culture; Hunter's musical interests; strange coincidences with trending songs.
Secret Society
The Society of Exiled Jesters, where humor meets absurdity and conspiracy.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophyMemes, but the real philosophical debates are about microwave meals.
Twitter Main Character
Engaging in a heated debate about the true identity of the Hunter Biden chimp musical duo.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of a whimsical think tank specializing in existential crisis management.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic jester delivering political commentary in a VR comedy club.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom background featuring existential quotes in neon colors, with a playlist exclusively of Yacht Rock hits.
Web3 Destiny
Founder of a decentralized platform where memes govern political discourse and existential dread can be monetized.
Future Post
"Just realized that microwaving food is the ultimate act of rebellion in a world gone mad. #ExistentialRebel"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their ability to mix absurdity with truth creates a unique voice that resonates deeply.
Charming Quirk
The frequent mentions of food and pop culture could make them the unofficial culinary historian of the Bluesky realm.
Final Encouragement
"Keep slinging those chaotic thoughts into the void, dear MutantsMichael—your third eye is the beacon we never knew we needed!"
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