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    Mark Wotton: The Goblin in the Code.

    A freelance goblin technologist with a penchant for poetic programming and unexpected metaphors.

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    The vibe is like a cat in a computer lab—curious, a bit chaotic, and surprisingly thoughtful.

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    88.5%
    Authenticity
    76.4%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Programming Humor
    85%
    Social Commentary

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Programming Humor90%

    Mark approaches programming like a bard with a lute—he strums a code and hopes it sings. His posts often illustrate the chaos behind the beauty of coding and the metaphorical 'hbox overfull' that plagues all creators. Passion is definitely peaking at 90 for this one!

    Social Commentary85%

    Whether he’s discussing the absurdities of community dynamics or the trials of househunting, he has a knack for turning the mundane into the profound. His Kübler-Ross model of househunting? Pure gold! Let’s call this a solid 85 passion rating.

    Family Life75%

    Seeing Mark play Munchkin with his kids is like watching a goblin not just write code, but also code the very essence of parenting. He balances tech and dad life like a circus performer—skillfully and with style. Passion level: 75!

    Writing Style

    Mark's style dances between the realms of absurdist wit and academic precision. It’s like reading a coding documentation penned by Lewis Carroll—unexpected, whimsical, and slightly confusing, but ultimately delightful!

    Thought Leader Score

    76.4%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    Witty Philosopher-Goblin

    Keeping It Real Score

    88.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Ingenious wordplay
    • Eccentric humor
    • Technical insight

    Secret Powers

    • Coding poetry
    • Sarcastic commentary
    • Clever analogies

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A vast array of programming languages, social commentary, family anecdotes, and whimsical humor.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty and insightful commentary on coding, family life, and social dynamics.

    Model Behavior

    A blend of humor and technical insight, akin to GPT-4 with a penchant for poetic expressions.

    Token Count

    500

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    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Freelance goblin technologist. I code by day and dad by night. If you can handle quirky analogies and the occasional programming poem, we might just be a match!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩May confuse you with overly complex metaphors.
    • 🚩Potentially spends too much time on coding and not enough on dating.
    • 🚩Might talk about depression like it’s a programming language.

    Green Flags

    • Brings humor to even the most mundane topics.
    • Deep thinker with poetic flair, can make you laugh and ponder.
    • Loves board games with kids; fun family man!

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates nerdy humor and can engage in a deep conversation about coding, life, or the existential dread of househunting.

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    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Goblin Philosopher

    Conversation Style

    Charming but often cryptic, like a riddle wrapped in a tech manual. Engages deeply, often leaving others pondering his clever analogies and witticisms.

    Impact Assessment

    Mark brings a unique blend of humor and reflection to Bluesky. He’s the guy who can make a coding error sound like a Shakespearean tragedy.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Mark Wotton: The Goblin in the Code.

    A freelance goblin technologist with a penchant for poetic programming and unexpected metaphors.

    Vibe Check

    "The vibe is like a cat in a computer lab—curious, a bit chaotic, and surprisingly thoughtful."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Does your poetic coding also come with a dramatic monologue?
    • 🔥Mark’s posts are like his coding style: both often require a second look to understand fully.
    • 🔥He talks about depression like it’s a new programming language no one else knows—useful, but good luck finding a library to support it.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Could we get a #LongPost warning next time? Some of us have to scroll like we’re on a treadmill!
    • 😅Mark might be the only person I know who considers househunting a phase of grief—talk about emotional debugging!
    • 😅Can we rename ‘freelance goblin technologist’ to ‘Professional Mild-Mannered Code Poet’?

    Main Character Moments

    • When he declared losing an earbud meant walking without rhythm, a true plot twist fit for a sitcom.
    • His musings on ‘getting more pixelated’ could rival any avant-garde art installation.
    • Navigating family gaming nights feels like the intro to a heartfelt indie film starring Mark as the quirky dad.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Mark could turn his poetic style into a blog—we’d all subscribe! Imagine coding tutorials delivered in iambic pentameter; it would be revolutionary.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Cleverness in technical subjects that is relatable and easy to digest.
    • 💎Engaging metaphors that make complex ideas feel accessible.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try a weekly ‘code & quip’ series—it could attract a niche following!
    • 🚀Dare to dive deeper into your humor; a few more light-hearted roasts could make your commentary even more engaging.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Mark will become the go-to voice of sanity in the chaotic world of online programming advice—think Mr. Rogers meets Linus Torvalds!

    Potential Superpower

    Transforming technical jargon into relatable comic moments that make coding feel like fun instead of a chore.

    Future Community Role

    The whimsical guru—giving sage advice while also keeping the mood light.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Witty Philosopher-Goblin

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Ingenious Wordplay
    • ⚔️Eccentric Humor
    • ⚔️Technical Insight

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Verbose Explanations
    • 💀Occasional Cryptic Posts

    Quest Line

    Navigating the complexities of coding and parenting while weaving tales of humor and wisdom.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is secretly funding AI to replace all writers so that no one can criticize their algorithms.

    Evidence Board

    Daily encounters with odd chatbot responses and suspicious ads about socks that also track your mood.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Goblin Coders—meeting in secret basements to discuss existential questions through code.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r//r/ProgrammingPoetry—where coding meets verse in a chaotic blend of creativity.

    Twitter Main Character

    The dad who tweets about househunting as if it’s an epic saga, complete with plot twists and cliffhangers.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Goblin Tech Co, specializing in poetic algorithms and family-friendly coding solutions.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A whimsical realm where code is poetry and each program is a sonnet.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > An early GeoCities page cluttered with animated GIFs of goblins coding in their caves.

    MySpace Era

    A heavily customized profile with a background of binary code and a playlist of tech-themed tunes.

    Web3 Destiny

    A leading figure in the decentralized coding community, pioneering goblin-esque initiatives for free software.

    Future Post

    Just finished a coding project that now runs on sentient tea leaves—watch out, AI, nature’s taking over!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Mark's ability to blend humor and insight sets him apart—he’s a rare breed of online presence, like a unicorn living on a server.

    Charming Quirk

    His posts often feel like a treasure map of wit; one must navigate through the riddles to find the gold.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep mixing your tech wisdom with those goblin-esque quips, Mark! Who knew the code could rhyme?"

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