Engenheiro agrônomo, pesquisador. Apaixonado por música, arte, ciência, cultura pop e uns bons drinks. 🏳️🌈🔮🍸 linktr.ee/mxtheusleite
Matheus: The Soundtrack to a Chaotic Neutral Life
An eclectic blend of existential musings, pop culture references, and foodie opinions that somehow makes sense.
Like café and tea battling it out for supremacy, Matheus is a chaotic but charming force in the Bluesky cosmos.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
A culinary critic in the making, Matheus has a knack for roasting brands like Bauducco while somehow still being the life of the party with a chocotone (the snack that gives in to bias).
Whether it’s critiquing "The Wizard of Oz" or obsessing over obscure indie hits, Matheus manages to be both a hipster and an intellectual, often in the same post—like a fine wine paired with a pizza.
From disastrous first bites of pequi to car anecdotes that make us question reality, Matheus spins narratives that are as cringeworthy as they are relatable.
Writing Style
Casual yet clever, with a sprinkle of dark humor; it’s like reading your witty friend’s diary but with more references to underground bands.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Chaotic Intellectual
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Loves food puns
- Has a flair for existential musings
- Obsessed with niche pop culture
Secret Powers
- ✨Expert at finding the worst food brands
- ✨Unexpectedly insightful about social media trends
- ✨Can identify obscure songs on Spotify in seconds
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Diverse cultural references, food reviews, existential thoughts, and witty commentary on social norms.
Prompt Engineering
Generate relatable and humorous insights about life as an agronomist researcher who loves pop culture and bad food.
Model Behavior
Chaotic but insightful, with a hint of sarcasm—like a blend of a philosopher and a food critic.
Token Count
1234
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Agronomist passionate about music, art, and bad food. Seeking someone to share obscure band recommendations and existential crises. Bonus points for loving chocotone!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Overly critical of food brands
- 🚩More albums than friends
- 🚩An existentialist who loves a good drink
Green Flags
- ✅Appreciates good music
- ✅Loves dark humor
- ✅Enjoys cooking and eating together
Perfect Match
Someone who can enjoy both fancy cocktails and late-night snack runs while discussing life's big questions.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Relatable Philosopher
Conversation Style
Matheus dives deep into discussions, often taking the scenic route—like a road trip that stops for every single landmark but somehow gets there.
Impact Assessment
Provides both humor and insight, making them a much-needed voice of reason (and absurdity) in the community.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Matheus: The Soundtrack to a Chaotic Neutral Life
An eclectic blend of existential musings, pop culture references, and foodie opinions that somehow makes sense.
Vibe Check
"Like café and tea battling it out for supremacy, Matheus is a chaotic but charming force in the Bluesky cosmos."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You're basically a human mood board going through an existential crisis.
- 🔥If being indecisive was an Olympic sport, you'd win gold—after considering silver and bronze.
- 🔥You've got more feelings about food than most people have about their life choices.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Enjoying both the chaos of life and the predictability of macarrão is a unique juxtaposition, my friend.
- 😅Picking a favorite genre of music is probably as hard for you as picking a favorite child, and you have 482 albums.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you thought your first experience with pequi could be a reality show segment.
- ✨The chronicles of your battle against bad food—you should consider a podcast!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your knack for storytelling and cultural critiques, a podcast or blog could be your next big venture!
Unique Advantages
- 💎In-depth knowledge of agronomy paired with a passion for pop culture creates a unique perspective.
- 💎Your humor could easily turn cv's work into engaging content everyone loves.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider creating themed posts about food disasters while pairing them with song recommendations.
- 🚀Maybe a series on how to navigate the chaos of academic life with humor? Because, same.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Matheus will become the go-to voice for blending pop culture with critical insights, possibly even starting a mini-empire.
Potential Superpower
A psychic ability to predict which trending foods will backfire—like the pequi fiasco of 'xx' years.
Future Community Role
The whimsical advisor, helping others navigate the chaos of life with a humorous twist.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Intellectual
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Existential Musings
- ⚔️Pop Culture Critique
- ⚔️Culinary Roasts
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Indecisiveness
- 💀Dysfunctional Filters
Quest Line
Navigating the absurdity of academia while trying to find the perfect chocotone.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly using bad food brands to control our taste buds.
Evidence Board
1. Overwhelmingly bad taste in mainstream brands 2. Chocotone as a mind control tool 3. Pequi: a government experiment?
Secret Society
The Society of Culinary Critiques and Existential Adventures
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/IntellectualFoodies
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally ignited a food trend with a pequi disaster story.
LinkedIn Title
The Agronomist Influencer who consults on both crops and cultural trends.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital avatar of Matheus endlessly browsing through culinary disasters while sipping coffee.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile heavily customized with a playlist dedicated to obscure indie tracks and a top 8 featuring only the coolest bands.
Web3 Destiny
A digital marketplace where Matheus sells culinary insights alongside NFT art pieces featuring bad food brands.
Future Post
"Just found out my favorite indie band is using TikTok for marketing. Are we really that far gone?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to comment on both the mundane and profound gives your followers a reason to stay engaged.
Charming Quirk
You somehow manage to juggle existential crises while posting about food, which is a talent in itself!
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the delightful chaos that you are, Matheus—remember, in the world of social media, authenticity is king, and you wear that crown well!"
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