Colin

@mylifeontheclist.bsky.social

Followers

111

Posts

Following

187

Packs

Joined

Nov 21, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

31. ♎️ Queer (he/they). 🌈 PNW sliving. 💅🏻 Midwest native. 🌽 Reality TV junkie 📺 So chic ✨insta: @mylifeontheclist 📸

Colin: The Hot Mess You Didn't Know You Needed

A reality show in tweet form, complete with fabulous fashion fails and a sprinkle of existential dread.

A midwestern queer with a penchant for drama and a side of sophisticated sass.

92%

Authenticity

85%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Reality TV

90%

Fashion

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Reality TV95%

Colin's posts are practically a syllabus for modern-day melodrama—think 'Real Housewives' meets a PNW interpretive dance.

Fashion90%

Every post is a runway, but with the occasional wardrobe malfunction that even the best seamstress couldn't fix.

Astrology80%

Colin’s tweets are like horoscopes for the beautiful disaster—full of cosmic insight and chaotic vibes.

Writing Style

Colin's writing is a delightful blend of sarcasm and sincerity, like a high ball of gin on a Sunday morning; refined yet reckless.

Thought Leader Score

85%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sassy Trendsetter

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Reality TV addiction
Astrological flair
Witty quips

Secret Powers

✨Fashion critique
✨Pet whispering
✨Creating chaos

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Training Data

A blend of reality TV scripts, Instagram fashion blogs, and a sprinkle of astrology memes.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty commentary on daily life while maintaining a fabulous persona.

Model Behavior

Sassy, insightful, and slightly chaotic—like a blend of a catty reality show host and your most supportive friend.

Token Count

450

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"31. Queer (he/they). Reality TV expert with a penchant for fashion and existential crises. If you love drama (and I mean the kind that requires a glass of wine) and can appreciate a well-pressed outfit, we may be a match made in heaven! 🌈💅🏻"

Red Flags

🚩Obsessed with reality TV
🚩Frequent existential crises
🚩Easily distracted by shiny things

Green Flags

✅Supports queer representation
✅Can make a mean cocktail
✅Has a great taste in music

Perfect Match

A fellow drama enthusiast who appreciates good fashion and doesn’t mind a bit of chaos!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Chief Fun Officer

Conversation Style

Witty banter mixed with existential musings; like a comedy club night where everyone’s a bit too emotional.

Impact Assessment

Colin is a vibrant thread in the fabric of Bluesky, stitching together laughter and comfort through stylish chaos.

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Colin: The Hot Mess You Didn't Know You Needed

A reality show in tweet form, complete with fabulous fashion fails and a sprinkle of existential dread.

Vibe Check

"A midwestern queer with a penchant for drama and a side of sophisticated sass."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts more thirst traps than a busy dating app on a Friday night.
🔥Claims to be 'off' political content while casually sprinkling it in like confetti.

Quirky Challenges

😅The struggle of being fabulous without turning into a meme.
😅Trying to have a serious conversation in a sea of sass.

Main Character Moments

✨Tweeting from the luxury of a hot tub while the rest of us are in our sweats.
✨Crowning themselves as the ultimate bottom culture aficionado.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Colin could easily transition from social media star to lifestyle guru—imagine the aesthetic!

Unique Advantages

💎Astute pop culture insights
💎A gift for humor that could light up a room
💎Keen fashion sense that needs no Filter.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Host a weekly 'Hot Mess' recap of reality shows—think 'Watch What Happens Live' but with 1000% more glitter.
🚀Engage more with followers through polls for the ultimate Queer aesthetics challenge.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Get ready for Colin's rise as the next big influencer—watch out, Instagram!

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any mundane experience into an extravagant tweet-worthy event.

Future Community Role

Think of Colin as the cheerful neighborhood gossip—everyone goes to them for the inside scoop!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Queen of Sass

Special Abilities

⚔️Reality TV Commentary
⚔️Astrological Insights
⚔️Fashion Critique

Weaknesses

💀Awkward Social Situations
💀Overthinking

Quest Line

Navigating the drama of life while serving looks and slaying existential dread.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Reality TV is actually a government scheme to distract us from real societal issues.

Evidence Board

Too many coincidences; every time we’re close to a major election, a new reality show pops up.

Secret Society

The Society of Reality Show Connoisseurs – where members gather to dissect the latest seasons and share cocktail recipes.

Truth Seeking Level

78.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/RealityTVFashion

Twitter Main Character

The one who tweets live from every reality TV show, reaching peak emotional breakdown during the finales.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Drama Officer at a prominent lifestyle brand specializing in queer fashion and reality TV analysis.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic fashionista; think RuPaul meets the Queen of Hearts in a digital wonderland.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with glitter GIFs and a guestbook begging people to comment on how fabulous my outfits are.

MySpace Era

Custom layout featuring emo music and a top friend list that includes all the iconic reality TV stars.

Web3 Destiny

The NFT of fabulousness where you can own a digital representation of Colin’s best looks from every season of life.

Future Post

"Just got back from a hot tub party during a blizzard—who needs seasons when you have vibes? 🥵✨"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Colin’s humor is disarming; it’s like ice cream at the end of a crummy day.

Charming Quirk

Posting as if every moment is an opportunity for a meme-level reaction, even during a hangover.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being fabulously you, Colin; the world needs more sass and less sadness!"

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