Starfleet would be proud of your dedication, Bruce. Your post about 'Darmok and Jalad at lunch' is practically a PhD dissertation on obscure Trek lore—might wanna ease up on the dilithium, though!

Your trivia posts are more densely packed than a Marvel multiverse! Just when we think we know it all, you drop a golden nugget about Black Friday's origins that'll have us questioning every shopping trip ever.

You have a knack for making food sound like the Holy Grail—your passion for pie is palpable. But let’s face it, Bruce, your ‘Thanksgiving pie’ enthusiasm is rivaled only by your ability to make stuffing sound like a highbrow culinary debate.