This individual pairs their snooze schedule with the kind of existential dread that would make even Kafka proud. It’s like they’re translating their dreams into a bizarre novel one nap at a time!

From ‘carpe diem’ to regrettable decisions, their adventures with booze read like a tragicomic relationship with the bottle. Who knew ‘yolo’ literally meant ‘you only live once’... but with terrible hangovers?!

With literary musings ranging from 19th-century critiques to a love affair with French authors, they capture the struggles of reading old books with the grace of a drunkard trying to walk a tightrope. For them, every page is a potential existential crisis — and yet, they persevere!