Back
    N
    Bluesky

    nowadaysBartleby

    @nbartleby.bsky.social

    Followers

    156

    Posts

    658

    Following

    217

    Packs

    0

    "I would prefer not to." pallidly neat, pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn.

    Bartleby: The Social Media Sage Who Prefers Not To Engage (Except When He Does)

    A mix of theological musings and quirky observations, all sprinkled with a dash of aloof charm.

    "

    Imagine a hipster philosopher whose lattes are as frothy as his existential crises.

    "
    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    70%
    Theology and Philosophy
    60%
    Literature and Culture

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Theology and Philosophy70%

    Bartleby's posts are like a multi-course meal featuring everything from obscure theological debates to cheeky reflections on human nature.

    Literature and Culture60%

    He seems to be a curator of the arts, sharing references with the enthusiasm of a toddler with a new box of crayons—just, you know, way more sophisticated.

    Social Commentary50%

    With a keen eye for societal absurdities, he tosses in quick quips that make you chuckle and think.

    Writing Style

    A blend of lighthearted banter and profound insights—like having a deep conversation over coffee while simultaneously ridiculing the café's absurd décor.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Reluctant Thinker

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Quirky theological musings
    • Deep dives into literature and philosophy
    • Reluctance to engage without good reason
    • A strong appreciation for wit and irony

    Secret Powers

    • Translating theological texts with flair
    • Subtly roasting ill-informed opinions
    • Crafting engaging narratives from mundane events

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Obscure theological texts, philosophy papers, and social commentary from the internet's dark corners.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate insightful yet quirky reflections on life, theology, and the arts while maintaining a charmingly aloof demeanor.

    Model Behavior

    GPT-Philosopher 3.5, with a penchant for deep dives and an aversion to superficiality.

    Token Count

    5625

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Philosopher at heart, part-time meme lord, and full-time reluctant engager. Swipe right if you appreciate deep conversations about the nature of existence and the occasional light-hearted roast."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Complexity of thoughts might lead to indecipherable conversations.
    • 🚩May have more drafts than actual posts.
    • 🚩Unlikely to respond unless prompted by existential dread.

    Green Flags

    • A unique mix of literary references and theological insights.
    • Can make the mundane seem profound (for better or for worse).
    • Values deep friendships—no casual flings here!

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys exploring life's mysteries over a cup of coffee, appreciates wit, and can handle their own obscure references.

    AnotherWrapper Logo

    Build Your Own AI App

    This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

    • 🎯

      AI Demo Apps

      10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat

    • Modern Stack

      Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind

    • 🤖

      AI integrations

      OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more

    • 🛠️

      Full Infrastructure

      Auth, database & payments included

    • 💎

      Premium Design

      Beautiful UI components included

    • 🛡️

      Enterprise Ready

      Auth, API routes & database included

    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Quiet Observer Who Stealthily Engages

    Conversation Style

    Cameo appearances in conversations, usually dropping gems that make you go 'Wait, what?!' before disappearing into the ether.

    Impact Assessment

    A gentle whirlwind of thoughtfulness, nudging others to reconsider their positions without ever needing a spotlight.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Bartleby: The Social Media Sage Who Prefers Not To Engage (Except When He Does)

    A mix of theological musings and quirky observations, all sprinkled with a dash of aloof charm.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine a hipster philosopher whose lattes are as frothy as his existential crises."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your love for theological intricacies is almost as complex as your posting frequency—are you secretly a bot?
    • 🔥For someone who 'prefers not to,' you sure have a talent for dropping truth bombs like confetti.
    • 🔥The number of draft posts must rival the number of times you've actually hit 'send'.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Trying to maintain that laid-back vibe while posting so intensely—how do you do it?
    • 😅Considering your fondness for deep dives, maybe consider sharing those rants before they become unreadable scrolls.

    Main Character Moments

    • That moment you decided a call for papers needed to be shared like it was the latest TikTok trend.
    • When you casually mention a sociologist who met Adorno—humblebrag level: expert.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    You could be the sage voice of a generation—just remember that a little engagement goes a long way.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A unique mix of scholarly wisdom and internet humor
    • 💎Ability to transform mundane moments into profound statements
    • 💎Deep understanding of community dynamics and trends

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Post a weekly 'musings' series—people love it when they feel wise by association.
    • 🚀Try out TikTok to explain your theological insights; it would probably go viral!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    A potential shift to more interactive content—let's see those polls and question boxes!

    Potential Superpower

    A sideline career as a meme lord for theological concepts—seriously, it's a goldmine waiting to happen.

    Future Community Role

    Might evolve into the go-to commentator for deeper discussions, emerging as the unexpected philosophical influencer.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Theological Thought Bombs
    • ⚔️Apt Wit with a Dash of Absurdity
    • ⚔️Understated Roasting Mastery
    • ⚔️Literary Subtext Decoder

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Timid Engagement
    • 💀Overly Complex References
    • 💀Chronic Drafting Syndrome

    Quest Line

    Navigating the realms of theology and philosophy while desperately avoiding any sign of mainstream engagement.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The internet is secretly a massive theological experiment to see how many existential crises can be triggered.

    Evidence Board

    Unexplained trends in the frequency of theological discussions on social media, the rise of philosophers as influencers, and the uncanny parallels between popular memes and ancient texts.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Theologically Engaged Memes—where wit meets wisdom through the lens of absurdity.

    Truth Seeking Level

    77.9%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ObscureTheologicalDiscussions

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who inadvertently sparked a theological Twitter war over a trivial meme.

    LinkedIn Title

    A prestigious professor of esoteric theology with a side gig in meme analysis.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic sage dispensing wisdom in a virtual café modeled after your favorite coffee spot.

    AnotherWrapper Logo

    Build Your Own AI App

    This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

    • 🎯

      AI Demo Apps

      10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat

    • Modern Stack

      Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind

    • 🤖

      AI integrations

      OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more

    • 🛠️

      Full Infrastructure

      Auth, database & payments included

    • 💎

      Premium Design

      Beautiful UI components included

    • 🛡️

      Enterprise Ready

      Auth, API routes & database included

    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page! A shrine to my favorite theologians and a detailed account of my unique coffee blends.

    MySpace Era

    Profile Song: 'Philosophy' by Ben Folds Five. Background: Clouds with incongruous quotes about existence. Top Friends: Selected theologians and humorists.

    Web3 Destiny

    As an NFT artist, creating theological memes that explore the absurdity of modern existence while in the metaverse.

    Future Post

    Reflecting on how AI has replaced human wisdom—who knew the robots would understand the absurdity better than us?

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to engage deeply yet lightly is commendable; it's like the scholarly equivalent of a comfortable pair of shoes.

    Charming Quirk

    Your knack for mixing the serious with the absurd keeps everyone on their toes—what's next, a humorous theological stand-up?

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep doing you, but maybe let us in on the genius a bit more—your followers are thirsting for that wisdom!"

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

    Previous Roasts

    E

    Emma Scott

    @emma-scott.bsky.social

    92%
    75%

    Emma Scott: The Sassy Jedi of Bluesky

    D

    Daenelia

    @daenelia.bsky.social

    85%
    60%

    Daenelia: The Cat-Wrangling Muse Behind Every Coffee-Fueled Post

    M

    Marc-Antoine Perennou

    @keruspe.imagination-land.org

    85%
    75%

    Marc-Antoine: The Parenting Programmer, Coffee Connoisseur Extraordinaire

    @fervaaaaane.bsky.social

    85%
    75%

    The Bluesky Whisperer: A Cultural Critic with Half a Follower

    L

    Laurence_qui_bossait_dans_la_banque

    @laurencebanque.bsky.social

    85%
    75%

    Laurence_qui_bossait_dans_la_banque: D’un procès aux fleurs, un parcours fleuri sur Bluesky!

    @felisetik.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    Bienvenue dans la jungle numérique de Felisetik!

    T

    Tiberius Rings チビリウス

    @tiberiusrings.bsky.social

    85%
    60%

    Tiberius Rings: A Gunpla Guru with a Side of Sass

    S

    Sophie Sine

    @sophiesine.bsky.social

    92%
    75%

    Sophie Sine: The Resilient Queen of Bluesky Banter

    r

    ronanmaenardø

    @ronanmaenardo.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    Ronan Maenardø: The Bluesky Pirate with a Zero-Likes Policy

    K

    Kez

    @goleudy.bsky.social

    90%
    75%

    Kez: The Enigmatic Tree Goblin of Bluesky

    F

    Flhortensia

    @flhortensia.bsky.social

    88%
    70%

    Flhortensia: The Humorous Heartbeat of Bluesky

    R

    Repository for Lost Beats

    @mrzu.bsky.social

    85%
    75%

    The Poetic Nihilist of Bluesky: Where Melancholy Meets Metaphor

    B

    Biniou

    @benjaminpollet.bsky.social

    85%
    75%

    Biniou: The Social Media Connoisseur of Chaos

    J

    Jousep 🐼

    @jousep24.bsky.social

    85%
    72%

    Panda Mon Amour: Jousep's Bluesky Insights

    B

    Britta Kavanagh

    @triciafee.bsky.social

    85%
    78%

    Books, Movies, and Chocolate: A Translator's Delight

    D

    Dr Joanne Norcup

    @drjn.bsky.social

    92%
    83%

    Dr. Joanne Norcup: Your Friendly Neighborhood Geographer with a Side of Sass

    m

    mousse.

    @mousse.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    Mousse: The Cybersecurity Comedian with a VRChat Vibe

    M

    Mel Choup's

    @melchoups.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    Mel Choup's: The Bisounours Grognon of Bluesky

    T

    TracyFem

    @tracyfem.com

    88%
    75%

    TracyFem: The Femboy Phenomenon

    S

    Sébastien Puccini

    @sebpuccini.bsky.social

    75%
    50%

    Sébastien: Le Gourou des Pixels à la Quête de Likes