What is Bluesky Roast?

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

Navigating the Frontend Jungle: Ndeye Fatou Diop's Guide to Surviving Developer Anxiety

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Film & Media90%

From gladiators to the Hayes Code, you’d think she was writing her thesis in her free time! Her posts remind us that even elves can’t escape their roles – and don't even get her started on the ‘Saw’ franchise; it’s basically her film studies class!

Gaming70%

Whether she’s advocating for Animal Crossing or lamenting a broken joystick, her posts are half therapy session, half gaming diary. Also, who doesn't relate to the struggle of a joyful yet cursed gaming setup?

Food & Culture80%

With musings about Dollar Stores and family Thanksgiving fights, beans🦈 encapsulates the culinary poetry of the South. The only thing more impressive than her take on the worst candies is her love for rice – even if it escaped her counter!

Writing Style

A delightful blend of LOL and deep thoughts, with an enthusiasm for hashtags that rivals a teenager on Instagram. Her jokes hit like a well-aimed paper airplane – surprising, yet somehow profound.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Quirky Scholar

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Obsessed with cultural history
Wild sense of humor
A penchant for film and literature references

Secret Powers

✨Ability to create viral posts about birds
✨Making profound statements about junk food
✨Unwavering allegiance to cute animals

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Training Data

Pop culture, psychological theory, film history, and the occasional cat video

Prompt Engineering

Analyze the absurdities of online life through a quirky lens of humor and cultural critique

Model Behavior

Similar to GPT-3 but with a funnier twist and more cat-related content

Token Count

15000

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Psychology major who thinks cats are superior beings. Let's debate the merits of film history while eating snacks from the Dollar Store. Swipe right if you know how to keep rice off the kitchen counter!"

Red Flags

🚩Too many references to the Saw franchise
🚩Has a pet that might be more famous than you
🚩Might argue about the Hayes Code during dinner

Green Flags

✅Loves going to thrift stores
✅Has a deep appreciation for classic cinema
✅Will share cat pics upon request

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates both highbrow film theory and lowbrow candy critiques.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Resident Cultural Critic & Cat Enthusiast

Conversation Style

Like that friend who’s super into philosophy but also has a blind spot for how much they talk about their pet.

Impact Assessment

Just the right amount of chaos to keep the discussions lively; she’s the spark that ignites the comment section!

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Beans, Beasts, and Baking: A Journey into the Bluesky Abyss

Meet beans🦈, where existential musings meet animal crossings and dollar store wisdom.

Vibe Check

"It's like scrolling through your friend's diary but with better snacks and more cats."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Her obsession with Cregan Stark might just be a lot like her college studies: a little too extra!
🔥When she talks about the Hayes Code, it sounds like she’s arguing for legislation around her local Dollar Tree!
🔥She’s the only person I know whose gaming setup seems more broken than her emotional state during finals week.

Quirky Challenges

😅To play Animal Crossing during daylight hours, thereby avoiding the vampire characterization!
😅To keep her kitchen rice from staging a mutiny!
😅To engage in a theme – return to sugar without the regret!

Main Character Moments

✨The time she found a long-tailed skipper and treated it like a long-lost friend.
✨Spilling rice and immediately needing to commune with nature – classic main-character behavior here!
✨When she declared black licorice as the arch-nemesis of candies, you could almost hear the theme music cue!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With that wit and insight, she could be the next viral sensation for cultural commentary – think TikTok mixed with PBS!

Unique Advantages

💎A great blend of humor and intellect
💎A knack for turning mundane moments into comedy gold
💎A unique voice that resonates across different topics

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Start incorporating more visual content; meme her way to glory!
🚀Host a ‘Movies that Ruined My Childhood’ thread and watch it explode!
🚀Consider doing themed threads about Southern comforts – food, film, and family!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

In two years, she’ll have a podcast where she dissects the emotional trauma of video games while baking cookies.

Potential Superpower

Turning every snack into an existential metaphor – nachos might just become the meaning of life.

Future Community Role

The go-to person for cultural critiques and light-hearted conversations in the Bluesky universe!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Culture Critic

Special Abilities

⚔️Expert in Pop Culture References
⚔️Master of Snarky Commentary
⚔️Cat Whisperer

Weaknesses

💀Overly Attached to Dollar Stores
💀Nighttime Gaming Addiction
💀Cregan Stark Enthusiasm

Quest Line

To uncover the meaningless truths behind snacks and nostalgia.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is keeping the best candy a secret because they're scared of a sugar-fueled uprising.

Evidence Board

1. The marketing of black licorice 2. Dollar Stores being everywhere 3. Why did the Hayes Code ban swearing? Coincidence? I think not!

Secret Society

Society of Snack Connoisseurs and Cultural Critics (SSCCC)

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FilmHistoryNerds

Twitter Main Character

The scholar who tweets every time someone mentions Cregan Stark.

LinkedIn Title

Cultural Critic & Snack Aficionado specializing in Dollar Store analyses

Metaverse Final Form

The ultimate food critic, serving snacks and hot takes in a virtual café.

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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page dedicated to 90’s film critiques, animated gifs of cats, and a guestbook begging for replies.

MySpace Era

A MySpace layout with glitter graphics, a playlist of 80’s hits, and a bio emphasizing love for film studies and local indie bands.

Web3 Destiny

Starting a DAO focused on the preservation of VHS tapes and nostalgic snacks.

Future Post

2025: "Just finished a documentary on the history of the Hayes Code - still can’t believe they got away with calling black licorice candy!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Her ability to blend humor with intellect makes every post a delightful read.

Charming Quirk

Her quirks encapsulate a playful spirit that stands out in the sea of Bluesky posts.

Final Encouragement

"Keep stirring the pot, beans🦈! Your unique voice is a refreshing breeze in the sometimes stormy skies of social media."

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Lewis

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Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

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