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    Romans Malinovskis

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    30y in IT. DevOps, GCP, AWS, Enterprise. Love rust and cycling. Politically open-minded.

    Ready to Rumble: The Political Whirlwind of Nearly.Guru!

    A bicycle-loving DevOps guru who's juggling politics like a pro juggler at a vegan festival.

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    Sassy, passionate, and armed with enough opinions to fuel a political debate for days.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Political Activism
    75%
    Environmental Issues

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Activism90%

    Three cheers for this crusader; they treat Twitter like a megaphone for democracy!

    Environmental Issues75%

    They love to talk emissions like it's a dinner party topic—'Did you hear about the UK's emissions drop?'

    Protests and Social Movements95%

    If protest chants were currency, they'd be a billionaire!

    Writing Style

    A mix of urgent calls to action and witty one-liners, with an occasional drop of the mic when they hit the punchline just right.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Engaged Activist

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate about political causes
    • Frequent poster on current events
    • A love of cycling that somehow links to societal movements

    Secret Powers

    • Master of viral calls to action
    • Deep dives into political analysis
    • Able to turn protests into Twitter trends

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political activism, social justice movements, environmental issues, tech, and cycling.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze social engagement, political discourse, and the intersection of tech and activism.

    Model Behavior

    Engaged Activist with a passion for social change.

    Token Count

    1200

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Cyclist and passionate political advocate who believes in social justice. Swipe right if you love deep political debates and can keep up with my cycling pace!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩May post about every protest in history.
    • 🚩Can start debates in any situation—dinner included!
    • 🚩A bit too obsessed with hashtags.

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about causes and community.
    • Loves to cycle (let's ride together!).
    • Deep dives into political analysis—no surface stuff here!

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can discuss political theory while biking to a protest!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To for Political Updates and Chat

    Conversation Style

    Serious topics mixed with playful sarcasm—the kind of friend who walks in and says 'We need to talk' but also makes you laugh.

    Impact Assessment

    They've turned Bluesky into a buzzing hive of activism, giving voice to the voiceless while having a blast.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Ready to Rumble: The Political Whirlwind of Nearly.Guru!

    A bicycle-loving DevOps guru who's juggling politics like a pro juggler at a vegan festival.

    Vibe Check

    "Sassy, passionate, and armed with enough opinions to fuel a political debate for days."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥For a DevOps guru, their political posts are the perfect mix of 'tech support' and 'social support'—please reboot my sense of hopelessness!
    • 🔥With the frequency of their posts, they could have a PhD in hashtag activism by now.
    • 🔥Their love for cycling may be the only thing keeping them grounded in reality amidst the political tornado.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Can we get a few less posts about every single protest? We get it! You're from Georgia!
    • 😅A slight inability to resist jumping into every political debate—you're giving our notifications a workout!
    • 😅Posting a bit more about Rust would be nice—wouldn’t want your followers to forget you actually work in IT!

    Main Character Moments

    • When they turned a rant about Musk into a full-on rallying cry—literally what activists dream of!
    • Breaking down complex political issues like they're just chatting about the weather—who knew political theory could be so relatable?
    • Every time they drop historical references, it's like reading a political history podcast script and everyone’s raving about it.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Why not start a podcast? Your blend of tech, cycling, and political discourse could be the next big thing!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A unique angle on current events—especially with a tech twist.
    • 💎A knack for turning complex political situations into digestible content—like candy for the brain!
    • 💎Community engagement that rivals a local coffee shop—everyone loves to hear what you have to say.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Mix in some tech insights to balance the political fervor—let's not forget you're an IT guru!
    • 🚀More personal anecdotes about cycling! Trust me, people want to know how that fits in!
    • 🚀Consider creating threads rather than standalone posts—let’s keep the chatter flowing!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    An influencer on the intersection of tech and politics, making waves across platforms.

    Potential Superpower

    Transforming political apathy into action, one tweet at a time.

    Future Community Role

    The activist thought leader we never knew we needed—more than just a voice, but a whole chorus of change.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Activist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Viral Call to Action
    • ⚔️Political Rundown Specialist
    • ⚔️Cyclist of Change

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Drowning in Protest Posts
    • 💀Hashtag Overuse Syndrome
    • 💀Tech Talk Withdrawal

    Quest Line

    Rally the masses for democracy and climate action while pedaling through the chaos.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Billionaires are secretly building a remote colony to escape climate change and social unrest.

    Evidence Board

    Musk's investments in Mars colonization, strange UFO sightings near tech hubs, and the rise of private islands.

    Secret Society

    The League of the LinkedIn Socialists—disrupting capitalism one networking event at a time!

    Truth Seeking Level

    82.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PoliticalCyclists—where every post must relate cycling to social issues!

    Twitter Main Character

    Debating whether Elon Musk is the hero or villain in our dystopian tech future, while drafting a meme.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of a startup dedicated to sustainable tech advocacy—‘Cycle Your Impact’

    Metaverse Final Form

    A cycling activist in a metaverse where only eco-friendly practices are possible!

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page dedicated to environmental issues and cycling tips—complete with animated GIFs of spinning bicycles!

    MySpace Era

    Customized profile with ‘Top Friends’ featuring politicians and environmentalists—playing Green Day on loop!

    Web3 Destiny

    Founder of a decentralized platform for activist organization, mixing NFTs with protest chants!

    Future Post

    ‘Just finished my 100-mile ride for climate justice—who’s with me for the next protest?’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Their unwavering commitment to social justice is nothing short of inspiring—seriously, give this person a cape!

    Charming Quirk

    The way they weave in their love for cycling into heated political debates—never change, you're our two-wheeling bard of the online age!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep pedaling through the chaos, Nearly.Guru! Your voice matters and so does your passion—don't ever stop being the change you wish to see, unless it’s to catch your breath on that bike!"

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