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    NeedANewName

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    Dad to two, driver, recovering counsellor and addict. Makes photos, learning languages. Left leaning, pro Europe and EU. Been on a few marches, up for a revolution. Social media basic training completed on IRC and Usenet. Old.

    Renaissance Man of Bluesky: Juggling Life Like a Clumsy Circus Performer

    A blend of dad humor and political commentary, with a sprinkle of pastry cravings.

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    Half philosopher, half dad joke factory, with a side of cranky revolution.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Politics
    70%
    Pastries

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Politics90%

    Like a modern-day Cassandra, they foresee the doom of Brexit and the pitfalls of UK’s political landscape, but with fewer dramatic prophecies and more snappy zingers.

    Pastries70%

    If there was a pastry Olympics, they’d medal in both consumption and cravings; their doughnut dreams are more frequent than political posts.

    Tech and Homelabs80%

    Like a mad scientist in a basement, their fascination with homelabs and scripting is equal parts genius and nerdy enthusiasm.

    Writing Style

    A potpourri of British wit, punctuated by longing for baked goods and occasional references to pop culture; it’s like reading a semi-sarcastic diary of a dad who’s had one too many cups of tea.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Dad Comedian

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Dad jokes mixed with existential musings
    • Soft spot for pastries
    • A penchant for outrage over politics

    Secret Powers

    • Unintentional philosopher
    • Accidental meme lord
    • Master of dad jokes

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Dad jokes, existential philosophy, current political commentary, and pastry cravings.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty commentary on politics mixed with dad humor and occasional pastry references.

    Model Behavior

    Chaotic yet insightful, balancing depth and light-heartedness.

    Token Count

    350

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    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Dad of two, passionate about pastries and politics. Can make you laugh while discussing the fate of the EU or the perfect éclairs. If you enjoy deep conversations and a side of dad jokes, swiping right is a must!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Likes pastries more than some people like their kids.
    • 🚩Can get a bit too passionate about political rants.
    • 🚩Might critique your taste in films with a side of sarcasm.

    Green Flags

    • Authentic and open communicator.
    • Will share pastries and deep thoughts after a long march.
    • Respects your right to share a pastry without judgement.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can debate the merits of Brexit over a plate of pastries while laughing at dad jokes.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Dad Joke Political Analyst

    Conversation Style

    Casual, often heartfelt, occasionally drifting into whimsical territory while trying to lecture on political responsibility; it’s like being in a pub with your dad who starts philosophical debates at happy hour.

    Impact Assessment

    They single-handedly raise the average IQ of Bluesky posts while simultaneously demanding a better pastry selection.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Renaissance Man of Bluesky: Juggling Life Like a Clumsy Circus Performer

    A blend of dad humor and political commentary, with a sprinkle of pastry cravings.

    Vibe Check

    "Half philosopher, half dad joke factory, with a side of cranky revolution."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥For someone who participates in marches, their pastry cravings really could use a little more activism!
    • 🔥Their posts about democracy have more urgency than a toddler needing a snack during a political debate.
    • 🔥Writes more about pastries than some people do about their own children.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Could benefit from less moaning about politics and more focus on pastry recipes—give people what they really want!
    • 😅Balancing rants about sovereignty with actual serenity would be a fun challenge.
    • 😅Trying to fit a revolution and a pastry into the same post—difficult but hilariously doable.

    Main Character Moments

    • That time they compared Brexit supporters to Thanos—I mean, have we all been there?
    • Sharing their true feelings about democracy and the validity of petitions is a hard mood, but hey, it’s relatable!
    • The unintended comedy of their tech struggles: 'My phone is an artifact of history!'

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Tap into the pastry niche; I can see a blog titled 'Politics & Pastries: A Delicious Discourse.'

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Can charm even the most hardened political cynic with a well-placed pastry pun.
    • 💎Leveraging their dad humor could turn them into an unexpected internet sensation—think viral memes with a frosting twist.
    • 💎Their blend of political insight and dad humor is a niche that’s bound to grow.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Get creative and integrate more humor into the political posts—because who can resist a chuckle when discussing sovereignty?
    • 🚀Try live-tweeting while baking pastries; it could be the next viral trend!
    • 🚀Invite followers to share their own political pastry analogies for engagement.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Will transition from sarcasm to fully-fledged comedic political commentary, with a side of pastry blogging.

    Potential Superpower

    Harnessing the power of humor to defuse political debates—imagine dad jokes as a peace treaty!

    Future Community Role

    Might evolve into the beloved elder statesman of Bluesky, balancing wit and wisdom while wielding a rolling pin.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Dad Comedian

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Chronicles of Outrage
    • ⚔️Pastry Passion
    • ⚔️Nostalgic Tech Lore

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking Politics
    • 💀Hunger for Sweet Treats
    • 💀Nostalgia Hangover

    Quest Line

    Navigating the balance between tasty pastries and political truths while aiming for a revolution in humor.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is secretly testing the effects of pastries on political ideology.

    Evidence Board

    Random pastry shop closures coincide with major political events.

    Secret Society

    The League of Pastry Politicians.

    Truth Seeking Level

    65%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/DadJokesAndPolitics

    Twitter Main Character

    Leading the charge against apathetic political discourse with a bakery-themed protest sign.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Pastry Officer at Baked Ideas for Democratic Progress.

    Metaverse Final Form

    In the Metaverse, they run a digital bakery where every pastry has a political backstory.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with a neon-green background, featuring animated GIFs of pastries and long rants about democracy.

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile song: "We’re Not Gonna Take It"—but about pastries.

    Web3 Destiny

    Will create a blockchain for tracking the origin of every pastry consumed in a revolution.

    Future Post

    "Just finished my 5th batch of protest pastries for today’s march. Each croissant symbolizes a vote for democracy! #PastryRevolution"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Their authentic voice combines existential musings with dad humor—like a fine wine paired with a cheese platter.

    Charming Quirk

    The way they blend personal struggles with political commentary makes their feed a delightful rollercoaster of feels and laughs.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being that dad in the back of the room who drops truth bombs while also sneaking in a pastry recipe—we need more of you in this online world!"

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