Software Engineer, building apps for the Vision Pro 🪄 Links: 📰 Blog: https://neluplatonov.com/ 🧑💻 GitHub: https://github.com/nelup20 👔 LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nelu-platonov/
A code magician weaving tech updates and occasional philosophical musings into a compelling thread of community engagement.
Think ‘Technical Wizard’ meets ‘Friendly Neighborhood Software Guru’ with a sprinkle of ‘would like to be a meme someday’.
"Your content DNA, decoded
Nelu's posts on the latest in tech, like JEPs in JDK 24, are like a daily espresso shot for developers; they invigorate the mind and keep the coding juices flowing, though they do sometimes read like a to-do list for some futuristic robot overlord.
From launching Fio to sharing his water experiment with WebXR, Nelu’s personal projects are like the magical spells from a coding wizard’s grimoire—exciting, potential-filled, and occasionally leading to glorious chaos.
Nelu’s attempts to foster connections—like his appeals to freelancers—are reminiscent of that friend who invites everyone to the party but forgets to invest in chips and dip. Still, his enthusiasm is commendable and infectious!
Nelu’s prose flows like a well-optimized algorithm: sharp, efficient, and occasionally dropping hints of humor as if it were the syntax highlighting of his thoughts. He knows when to keep it light, with a touch of nerd humor, like a dad joke—but for devs!
Your online personality exposed
The Tech Philosopher
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Programming languages, software development practices, and memes that only developers find funny.
Create responses that blend tech jargon with lighthearted humor, making complex ideas accessible.
A fusion of humor and technical accuracy, akin to an AI trained in dad jokes but on a caffeine high.
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tokensYour profile in swipe-speak
"Tech-savvy magician 🪄 | Enthusiast for immersive experiences and the Vision Pro | Looking for someone who loves late-night coding sessions and can appreciate a good quaternion pun! 🌌"
Someone who laughs at tech puns and can hold their own in a debate over the merits of C++ vs. Python.
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Your social vibe analysis
The Bridge Builder
Nelu’s replies are like the open-source license of a great project: welcoming, inclusive, and always making room for others to contribute their thoughts, preferably while wearing a metaphorical hat that says 'I love quaternions.'
With his blend of technical knowledge and engaging personality, Nelu is like the glue that holds the tech community together; without him, we’re just a lot of scattered code—uncompiled and confused.
Your profile in a flash
A code magician weaving tech updates and occasional philosophical musings into a compelling thread of community engagement.
"Think ‘Technical Wizard’ meets ‘Friendly Neighborhood Software Guru’ with a sprinkle of ‘would like to be a meme someday’."
The saucy details
Your character progression
Nelu could amplify his impact by diving deeper into cross-platform development, potentially positioning himself as the go-to source for devs looking to jump between environments!
Your future, decoded
In the near future, Nelu will become the revered ‘Tech Sage of Bluesky,’ where his posts will be quoted alongside great philosophers—if only because he manages to make Java sound poetic!
You will master the art of turning complex technical jargon into memes that even your grandma would understand—‘Why did the programmer quit? Because he had too many bugs!’
I foresee a future where Nelu chairs the annual ‘Vision Pro Developer Gala’, fusing tech innovation and spontaneous dance-offs, all while breaking down the latest trends in XR!
If life was an RPG...
Chaotic Code Jester
Master the Mystical Art of Cross-Platform Development while somehow convincing the world that quaternions are fun!
Your conspiracy detector
Bluesky is a secret project by a collective of programmers to create a utopian social media galaxy, free of algorithmic chaos.
Users' affinity for non-Twitter-like platforms suggests an organized effort to escape social media madness; numerous references to quaternions provide coded messages to insiders.
The Society of the Caffeinated Coders, dedicated to decoding programming languages and creating spaghetti code as an art form.
Your variants across platforms
r/r/TechPhilosophy - where coding meets existential thought through long, winded posts about functions and society.
Nelu becomes the charismatic spokesperson for a new app revolutionizing coding with hypnotic dance moves and VR environments.
A startup founder who uses his connections to build a tech empire based on solving real-world problems while simultaneously training coding apprentices.
The ultimate coding guru, hosting live workshops in an AR world where users can attend by simply putting on their VR headsets and entering a realm of endless quaternions and memes.
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Your digital time warp
A heavily customized MySpace page complete with a playlist of coding-related songs and an ever-growing collection of avatar screenshots from his favorite games.
Launch a blockchain-based coding platform where developers can trade lines of code like cryptocurrency; NFT coding snips will be a thing!
2025: "Turns out coding is just a more complex form of crafting—who knew? Let’s revolutionize software development with artisanal quaternions!"
Wrapping up your story
Nelu’s greatest strength lies in his authentic ability to engage and educate, making complex topics feel like a breeze on a sunny day.
The way he weaves playful humor into tech discussions is like adding a dash of cinnamon to your morning coffee—it just brightens the day!
"Keep coding, keep laughing, and remember—every great developer was once just a curious kid wondering what ‘print()’ actually did!"
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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