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    Neptune🏳️‍⚧️🍳Middlesfur Chair🦊🐭

    @neptune.middlesfur.co.uk

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    UK furry, runs the Middlesbrough furmeet @Middlesfur, computing degree, GM for many ttrpgs, tinkerer

    From Retro Cameras to Real Talk: A Furry's Journey Through Life

    Neptune navigates the digital waters with a blend of nostalgia, activism, and a touch of whimsy.

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    Think of them as a furry philosopher armed with a vintage camera and a side of sass.

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    92%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Photography
    75%
    Furry Community

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Photography85%

    Neptune's like the hipster bard of Bluesky, capturing life’s moments with a retro flair that screams, 'I’m better than your iPhone photos.'

    Furry Community75%

    A dedicated ambassador for the Middlesbrough furmeet, mixing fur and friendship like a good cocktail but with more tail-wagging and less hangover.

    Social Commentary90%

    Whether it’s trans rights or the government’s incompetence, Neptune doesn’t hold back, proving that even in a sea of fluff, serious issues can’t be ignored.

    Writing Style

    A mix of poetic imagery and practical commentary, with a sprinkle of British humor to keep things cheeky yet insightful.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Nostalgic Activist

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate photographer
    • Furry community champion
    • Witty social commentator

    Secret Powers

    • Expert in retro tech
    • TTRPG storytelling wizard
    • Subtle meme creator

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of retro photography, furry culture, and social activism.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty, insightful commentary on social issues with a nostalgic twist.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT on a photo walk, ready to roast the internet while capturing the perfect sunset.

    Token Count

    350

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Photography enthusiast, furry community builder, and advocate for social causes. Looking to connect with someone who appreciates a good sunset and can handle the occasional deep philosophical debate."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Nostalgic about cameras from the 2000s (seriously, how many do you need?)
    • 🚩Posts unexpected deep dives into science—prepare for some intense discussions!

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about activism and furry culture—very inclusive!
    • Has a knack for capturing life's little moments beautifully.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate a retro lens and isn't afraid to share their beliefs.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Furry Documentarian

    Conversation Style

    Like a friendly neighborhood historian who just stumbled upon the time travel device of the 2000s.

    Impact Assessment

    A vital part of the community tapestry, weaving nostalgia and activism into a colorful and engaging narrative.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    From Retro Cameras to Real Talk: A Furry's Journey Through Life

    Neptune navigates the digital waters with a blend of nostalgia, activism, and a touch of whimsy.

    Vibe Check

    "Think of them as a furry philosopher armed with a vintage camera and a side of sass."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Always ready to capture the moment, even if the moment is just a brick wall.
    • 🔥The only thing more consistent than their photo theme is the number of cameras they own—seriously, did you bring them all to the train station?
    • 🔥Neptune's photo engagement is like a retro train, slow but steadily gaining followers—choo choo!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Deciding to post photos that are actually not grainy and from the 80s.
    • 😅Mixing photography with political commentary without sounding like a pretentious hipster.

    Main Character Moments

    • That time they said, 'Just a quick photo at the train station,' only to have it go viral—proof that even in a rush, they shine like a star.
    • Dropping knowledge bombs about transgenic mice like they just stumbled into a debate club and started winning with facts.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With an eye for art and a heart for activism, they could launch a gallery featuring their work titled 'Moments of a Furry Philosopher.'

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong community ties that boost engagement
    • 💎A knack for storytelling that could captivate a crowd
    • 💎A unique blend of humor and sincerity that appeals to diverse audiences.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try weaving in more humor to your serious posts, making them a snackable treat instead of a dense meal.
    • 🚀Engage even more with your followers by incorporating regular Q&A sessions about photography tips and furry culture.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Neptune will inevitably team up with other creatives to host a photo exhibit that combines furry culture with social issues—complete with plushie models!

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to make even the dullest subjects look artsy and profound, like turning a drab street corner into a philosophical statement.

    Future Community Role

    They will become the go-to source for all things furry and artistic, setting trends that others will scramble to follow.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Nostalgic Activist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Photography Sorcery
    • ⚔️Furry Community Advocacy
    • ⚔️Social Commentary Wizardry

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Over-reliance on retro tech
    • 💀Inability to resist a good brick wall photo
    • 💀Tendency to go viral at the most random times

    Quest Line

    Document the world through furry-friendly lenses and spur change with each click.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is hiding the true potential of retro technology to keep us all distracted from real issues.

    Evidence Board

    A board filled with images of vintage cameras, train schedules, and articles on trans rights—clearly, there’s a connection!

    Secret Society

    The Furry Illuminati—dedicated to the unification of heritage and modernity through art and activism.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/FurryPhotography

    Twitter Main Character

    #TransRightsAreHumanRights but also the person who trips at the furmeet and makes it a meme.

    LinkedIn Title

    A corporate training officer specializing in vintage tech integration—"Let’s bring back the floppy disk!"

    Metaverse Final Form

    A furry renaissance artist with a gallery dedicated to retro photography in the metaverse.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with blinking GIFs and badly coded backgrounds, featuring their retro camera collection.

    MySpace Era

    A heavily customized MySpace profile with a top 8 consisting entirely of their favorite furry friends and train spotting enthusiasts.

    Web3 Destiny

    NFTs that depict vintage train journeys and furry artwork—because why not make a digital fortune from nostalgia?

    Future Post

    ‘Found my ticket to a future where we all get along and take better photos. Who's in? #PhotoExhibit2025’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Neptune’s commitment to community and representation shines through, making them a beacon of positivity and creativity.

    Charming Quirk

    Their love for retro technology brings a delightful charm to their posts—nothing says 'I’m a unique human' like a 2004 camera on a selfie.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep capturing those moments and speaking your truth—because in a world of filters, your authenticity is the brightest lens!"

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