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Thiago David: A Bluesky Prophet with a Twist of Humor
When it comes to hot takes and wild roasts, Thiago's here to serve an authentic feast.
A rollercoaster of sharp wit and reflective musings, perfect for any social media enthusiast.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Thiago's raging critique of the Zeenix could make a tech reviewer blush; it's like he channels the spirit of Steve Jobs and Karl Marx in one fell swoop!
With posts that read like spicy political op-eds, he’s definitely stirring the pot; who knew discontent could be so entertaining?
From cake-baking escapades to musings on societal absurdities, Thiago’s observational humor serves up a slice of real life that’s both relatable and hilarious.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of brevity and punch; his posts are often like haikus of frustration, sarcasm, or just plain ridiculousness, striking a chord in anyone who reads them.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Philosopher Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
87%Main Character Energy
- Master of the one-liner
- Astute social critic
- Devotee of absurd humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Snappy comebacks
- ✨Witty commentary on current events
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
The complete works of absurdist humor, biting social commentary, and an encyclopedia of current events
Prompt Engineering
Create witty, insightful commentary on socio-political issues while incorporating humor and personal anecdotes
Model Behavior
Like a combination of GPT-3 and a stand-up comedian with a penchant for societal critique
Token Count
800
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Sarcastic philosopher looking for someone to share absurd cake adventures and political debates. Must love memes and bad puns!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Heavy sarcasm may lead to accidental existential crises.
- 🚩Cake baking skills not guaranteed.
- 🚩Tendency to roast opinions with no mercy.
Green Flags
- ✅Witty banter is my love language!
- ✅Passionate about social justice and whimsical humor.
- ✅Great at making friends laugh at awkward moments.
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle deep conversations and loves a good pun; a fellow nerd is a plus!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Roasting Sage
Conversation Style
Engages like a stand-up comedian at an open mic, always ready with a punchline—but also willing to get serious when it counts.
Impact Assessment
Like a lighthouse in a storm of misinformation; Thiago illuminates important issues while making us chuckle on the way.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Thiago David: A Bluesky Prophet with a Twist of Humor
When it comes to hot takes and wild roasts, Thiago's here to serve an authentic feast.
Vibe Check
"A rollercoaster of sharp wit and reflective musings, perfect for any social media enthusiast."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your love for Zeenix is like a bad relationship; we all saw the red flags, but you just had to ignore them.
- 🔥With posts so spicy, you could outrun a chili pepper in a marathon!
- 🔥You’re like the friend who always shows up late, but when you do, it’s a party—just introduce yourself next time.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe dial back the fervor when critiquing that new tech; it’s not a mortal sin, just a product launch!
- 😅Consider adding some emojis—because sometimes, sarcasm alone doesn’t convey your true feelings.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you decided to bake a cake was the superhero origin story nobody knew they needed.
- ✨Your Twitter saga about the cake baking was more epic than most fairy tales; what’s next? A sequel?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With more posts like those engaging political critiques, you could easily become the next social media sensation!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A razor-sharp wit that captures attention
- 💎Ability to dance on the fine line of humor and serious commentary
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Engage more with followers through polls; let them fuel the fire of your next hot take!
- 🚀Try diverse media formats, like videos or threads, to convey your humor in even richer ways.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Thiago will soon become a regular of social media sizzles, relevant not just in Brasil, but worldwide!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn mundane events into viral moments with a single tweet.
Future Community Role
The wise jester; a trusted commentator who enlightens and entertains.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Comedian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of Sarcastic Roasts
- ⚔️Philosophical Commentary
- ⚔️Epic Life Anecdotes
Weaknesses
- 💀Overanalyzing Tech Products
- 💀Too Many Political Hot Takes
- 💀Baking Skills in Question
Quest Line
Navigating the absurdities of life with humor as the guiding light.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The large corporations have implanted chips in everyday products to control our thoughts and choices.
Evidence Board
I once found a suspicious sticker on a kitchen appliance — Coincidence? I think not!
Secret Society
The League of Witty Commentators, dedicated to undermining boring conversations everywhere.
Truth Seeking Level
78.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophicalHumor
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally sparked a trending debate about the morality of AI-generated memes.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Roast Master Consulting' — helping brands spice up their online presence with sarcasm.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic jester who delivers social critiques while juggling digital bananas.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom layout featuring an autoplay of My Chemical Romance and an extensive collection of horoscopes.
Web3 Destiny
NFTs of cake recipes and sarcastic social critiques — the future of commerce or just a joke gone too far?
Future Post
"Just calculated how many cakes it takes to single-handedly change public policy. The answer? A lot. Still working on the recipe!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your posts strike a perfect blend of humor and insight—like a well-crafted cocktail!
Charming Quirk
That spontaneous humor about a cake is the kind of charm that resonates with everyone, including me.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring the pot and laughing through the chaos; the internet thrives on your unique voice!"
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