she / her ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ | graphic/motion/sound designer, shitposter, retro tech lover, musician (sampling and mashups). pfp source: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1249159 @nerm_nelly - YouTube @[email protected] - Fedi
NermNelly: The Retro Tech That Posts Like It's 2003
Part designer, part retro tech whisperer, and full-time internet philosopher.
A delightful mix of nostalgia, absurdism, and a sprinkle of existential crisis.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Every post is like a digital time capsule, filled with flavors of Windows XP and late-night gaming sessions.
A fine line between design critique and meme gold, where even toast-making becomes a philosophical statement.
Chocolates pretzels and burgers are the main courses of Nerm's existential buffet.
Writing Style
A delightful chaos of ideas wrapped in witty one-liners and bizarre scenarios, rich enough to make a philosopher weep.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Nostalgic Tech Wizard
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Tech obsession
- Whimsical absurdity
- Impeccable timing in memes
Secret Powers
- โจSampling music from obscure sources
- โจConcocting wild tech concepts
- โจCrafting hilarious shitposts
If you were an AI...๐ค
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of retro tech forums, sound design tutorials, absurdist meme pages, and various 90s-2000s nostalgia content.
Prompt Engineering
Generate humorous and insightful commentary on tech culture through a nostalgic lens.
Model Behavior
Like a particularly witty form of ChatGPT that also loves to mention how great Windows 95 was.
Token Count
4200
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Trans graphic/motion/sound designer who finds joy in absurdity, retro tech, and making dope mashups. If you enjoy swapping design ideas or sharing oddball memes, letโs vibe!"
Red Flags
- ๐ฉI might try to convince you that toast is an art form.
- ๐ฉWill likely post about GPUs more than feelings.
- ๐ฉMy sense of humor can be very niche.
Green Flags
- โ Passionate about creative endeavors and will introduce you to new music.
- โ Can turn any mundane day into something absurdly funny.
- โ Loves engaging discussions about retro tech and the weirdness of life.
Perfect Match
Someone who shares my love for nostalgia and absurd humor, and doesnโt mind the occasional deep dive into the specs of a 2006 Mac Pro.
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Modern Stack
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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
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Premium Design
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Enterprise Ready
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Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Retro Guru
Conversation Style
Engages with a blend of tech humor and warmth, ensuring everyone's invited to the weird party.
Impact Assessment
NermNelly adds a touch of delightful absurdity that keeps the Bluesky community vibrant and tech-savvy.
TL;DR Versionโก
Your profile in a flash
NermNelly: The Retro Tech That Posts Like It's 2003
Part designer, part retro tech whisperer, and full-time internet philosopher.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of nostalgia, absurdism, and a sprinkle of existential crisis."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅYour love for retro tech is borderline obsession; we might need to stage an intervention soon.
- ๐ฅMaking toast for the second time in a day? What's next, an epic toast saga?
- ๐ฅYou post more about GPUs than I do about my feelings.
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Try posting something that doesn't make me question the fabric of reality.
- ๐ Can we get through a day without mentioning vintage tech? Challenge accepted!
Main Character Moments
- โจWhen you casually mention a rare goldfish commercial jingle like it's an Oscar-winning film.
- โจThat time you single-handedly revived the nostalgia for early 2000s graphics with one post.
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a dedicated audience, NermNelly can lead a tech revolution or at least a very niche cult.
Unique Advantages
- ๐A unique blend of retro and modern perspectives
- ๐A vibrant personality that draws in fellow nerds
- ๐A skill set for creating highly engaging content
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Consider hosting virtual design critiques for fellow creatives.
- ๐Try out threaded narratives that play with your humor and nostalgia further.
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Having a thriving podcast discussing tech, nostalgia, and the absurdities of life.
Potential Superpower
Creating viral memes that pair nostalgia with relevant societal commentary.
Future Community Role
A beloved figure who leads the charge in keeping Bluesky as fun and weird as ever.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Tech Wizard
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธRetro Tech Whispering
- โ๏ธHigh-Level Absurdity Generation
- โ๏ธMeme Alchemy
Weaknesses
- ๐Chronic Overposting About Tech Specs
- ๐Obsessed With Vintage Formats
- ๐The Tendency to Get Lost in the Sauce
Quest Line
Searching for the elusive balance between nostalgia and absurdity in the digital realm.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Bluesky is a secret retro tech utopia designed to bring back the glory days of the internet.
Evidence Board
The evidence lies in the questionable expansion of tech memes and nostalgic designs flooding the site.
Secret Society
The Knights of the Retro Realm - dedicated to preserving the sacred art of old tech.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/NostalgicTechNerds
Twitter Main Character
Dramatically exposing tech scams while sharing the best 90s snack foods.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Nelly's Factory, creating absurd yet functional retro designs for modern needs.
Metaverse Final Form
The Overlord of the Neon Dreamscape, guiding denizens through retro-inspired escapades.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Highly customizable with the perfect background music that reminds you of 2000s angst; full of top 8 friends who are actually just tech-related.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a DAO focused on the preservation of vintage technology and its art forms, welcoming creatives to join the retro revolution.
Future Post
"Just posted a TikTok of me sampling the latest AI-generated LoFi beats, and itโs giving me serious 2007 YouTube vibes!"
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your knack for blending nostalgia with humor is a rare gem.
Charming Quirk
Your ability to turn mundane activities into deeply profound posts is unmatched.
Final Encouragement
"Keep pushing those retro boundaries, because the world needs more whimsical tech wizards like you!"
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