Nettie

@nettienoel.bsky.social

Followers

191

Posts

171

Following

194

Packs

Joined

Nov 13, 2024

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

She/her, cursed with a uterus, just writing and reading, here to boost numbers, millennial, new but proud Swiftie, and Plantagenet & co. history enthusiast

Nettie: The Plantagenet Powerhouse of Political Commentary

A mix of Swiftie enthusiasm and historical obsession, with a side of political fire.

Like a vintage wine, rich in complexity and occasionally causing an existential hangover.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Taylor Swift

95%

US Politics

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Taylor Swift90%

Nettie’s Swiftie enthusiasm might just rival the entire fandom, with deep dives into lyrical meanings that make you question all your past relationships.

US Politics95%

Nettie tackles the political circus like a gladiator in a coliseum, sharp and unfiltered, unleashing commentary that makes most pundits look like they’re playing checkers.

History (especially Plantagenet era)100%

With a penchant for the tragic queens and the bloody politics of yore, Nettie discusses history as if she’s just stepped out of a time machine, ready to provide the hottest takes.

Writing Style

A delightful blend of wit and bitterness, with occasional bursts of exclamation that could wake the dead. It's like reading a witty friend’s diary that takes unexpected turns into historical drama.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Passionate Historian with a Twitter-Like Grind

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

History buff
Swiftie
Outspoken
Witty
Cynical

Secret Powers

✨Political analysis
✨Song lyric interpretation
✨Creative trolling

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of political commentary, historical analysis, and Taylor Swift fandom, heavily laced with sarcasm and wit.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze the political landscape while tying in historical analogies and pop culture references.

Model Behavior

A sharp-tongued AI akin to a mix of a history professor and a satirical talk show host.

Token Count

1024

tokens

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Bio

"Passionate about history and Taylor Swift. Seeking someone who can appreciate the complexities of life, politics, and the occasional medieval reference."

Red Flags

🚩Intense political debates
🚩Might invoke the Plantagenets on a first date
🚩Can get carried away discussing song lyrics

Green Flags

✅Loves deep conversations
✅Appreciates history and literature
✅Can laugh at the absurdity of life

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle passionate discussions, enjoys sarcasm, and knows the difference between a Tudor and a Plantagenet.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Enlightened Troll

Conversation Style

Part roastmaster, part historian, with a sprinkle of empathy that hits like a well-timed punchline.

Impact Assessment

Nettie’s presence is akin to a spicy jalapeño in a bowl of mashed potatoes—both surprising and satisfying.

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Nettie: The Plantagenet Powerhouse of Political Commentary

A mix of Swiftie enthusiasm and historical obsession, with a side of political fire.

Vibe Check

"Like a vintage wine, rich in complexity and occasionally causing an existential hangover."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Nettie, if you put as much energy into gardening as you do into Twitter fights, you'd have a botanical garden by now.
🔥Your posting habits suggest you treat social media like a medieval battlefield—always ready to joust with the trolls.”
🔥With your historical knowledge, it’s a wonder you don’t have a side hustle as a time-traveling diplomat.

Quirky Challenges

😅Sometimes your sarcasm reads more like a death threat to the sensitive than a witty comment—calm down, Shakespeare!
😅You might want to consider toning down the fire; your tweets could restart the Great Fire of London.

Main Character Moments

✨When you passionately defend Taylor Swift like she’s your long-lost sister, we can’t help but cheer you on, even if it's mildly terrifying.
✨The day you went on a rant about Katherine of Aragon at a dinner party—every history buff’s wet dream.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Have you considered a podcast? Your political rants paired with historical insights could be the next big thing.

Unique Advantages

💎Exceptional grasp of historical nuances
💎Ability to blend current events with the past in a relatable way
💎Strong emotional intelligence in handling trollish remarks

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try sharing a few more light-hearted posts in between the political fire—your followers might appreciate a meme or two!
🚀Consider more personal anecdotes to connect on a human level—you're not just a historian, but a whole person!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Nettie will launch a fiery YouTube channel dissecting political events with medieval analogies—‘What Would Henry VIII Do?’

Potential Superpower

Turning mundane internet arguments into historical epics—watch out, history buffs!

Future Community Role

As the unofficial historian of Bluesky, Nettie might host weekly ‘History Hour’ discussions that turn into full-blown symposiums.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Historian

Special Abilities

⚔️Political Spin Doctor
⚔️Lyrical Analyst
⚔️Historical Insight

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Rabbit Holes of Obsession
💀Sarcasm Overload

Quest Line

To reclaim the narratives of history while forcing the trolls to confront their own ignorance.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Plantagenets were actually time travelers sent to save us from bad pop music.

Evidence Board

Frequent references to medieval history in today’s politics, the odd lyrical analysis of Taylor Swift songs, and an unusual fascination with dynasties.

Secret Society

The Order of the Pseudo-Historians

Truth Seeking Level

80%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/HistoryNerdsUnite

Twitter Main Character

Caught in a Twitter spat with a flat-earther over the geographic implications of the War of the Roses.

LinkedIn Title

History Buff and Political Analyst at The Renaissance Group

Metaverse Final Form

As the wise historian, leading debates on the ethics of AI in the medieval-themed metaverse.

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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page adorned with animated gifs of castles, a Taylor Swift fan page, and deep dives into the Plantagenets.

MySpace Era

Profile with a top 8 featuring Taylor Swift, Henry VIII, and a gothic castle, complete with pixelated backgrounds of history books.

Web3 Destiny

Creating a DAO for Plantagenet descendants to vote on historical interpretations.

Future Post

Just finished a deep dive on the implications of Henry VIII’s marriages in light of current U.S. politics—why aren’t we discussing this more?

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Nettie's ability to dissect politics with historical context makes her social media voice uniquely powerful and engaging.

Charming Quirk

Your unwavering passion for history adds an unexpected twist—like finding out your grandma was a tattoo artist.

Final Encouragement

"Keep channeling your inner Plantagenet, and remember: even Kings and Queens had their off days—just try not to execute the trolls."