bluesky's indie darling music obsessive goth goddess, chthonic creature of eternal darkness, occasional sadgirl, champion air guitarist they/she | 40 | 🏳️⚧️ | ⚢ | poly | pagan | queens nyc | 🔞 mdni discord: neurosismancer neurosismancer.neocities.org
Goth Goddess Meets Internet Chaos
This Bluesky user is a delightfully chaotic mix of witchy wisdom and existential musings.
Imagine a blend of dark academia and a chaotic kitchen on a Friday night.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Mixing dubious herbs with a touch of honey and ‘moon water’ might just be the next big TikTok trend or a cautionary tale about kitchen disasters.
Navigating the murky waters of political commentary with the grace of a chthonic creature—seriously, can we get a hashtag for this? #NotMyCentrist
From lamenting the fading beauty marks of love to dissecting the Shaggs’ influence, there's a rhythmic pulse to their online presence that keeps us all nodding along.
Writing Style
A wonderfully chaotic blend of succinct declarations and poetic musings, like a sorceress casting spells with her keyboard.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Sorceress
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Music obsession
- Witchy wisdom
- Goth aesthetic
- Candid reflections
Secret Powers
- ✨Air guitar virtuoso
- ✨Simmer pot specialist
- ✨Unexpected political analyst
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of goth music, witchcraft, political discourse, and culinary experiments.
Prompt Engineering
analyzing the chaotic brilliance of a goth witch who air guitars her way through existential dread and simmer pots
Model Behavior
Witty and insightful with a penchant for dark humor and thoughtful critique
Token Count
350
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Music-loving witch with a penchant for the goth aesthetic, looking for someone who appreciates air guitar solos and arcane herbs. Must be comfortable discussing the existential dread of modern life."
Red Flags
- 🚩Has a simmer pot for every occasion
- 🚩Uses yyyy-mm-dd for everything
Green Flags
- ✅Strong opinions on politics
- ✅Passionate about music and witchcraft
- ✅Ability to appreciate the beauty in bad art
Perfect Match
Someone who delights in chaotic creativity and enjoys deep conversations over herbal tea.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Emotional Oracle
Conversation Style
A blend of whimsical musings and deep existential ponderings, always ready to stir the pot (and the herbs).
Impact Assessment
Their presence infuses the community with a delightful balance of humor and thoughtfulness, like the perfect brew of chamomile tea.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Goth Goddess Meets Internet Chaos
This Bluesky user is a delightfully chaotic mix of witchy wisdom and existential musings.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a blend of dark academia and a chaotic kitchen on a Friday night."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Every time you gasp, a social media strategist sheds a tear for the lost potential of hashtags.
- 🔥Your political observations are like your simmer pots—sometimes a little too fragrant for public taste.
- 🔥That moment when you realize your air guitar skills outshine your ability to keep a job.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe focus on actual composting rather than just metaphorical waste?
- 😅Find one day without making a reference to your simmer pot; I dare you!
- 😅Try to go a week without mentioning how you’re down to your last $188.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you passionately defended your right to use the yyyy-mm-dd format—it was like a Shakespearean tragedy, but with more spreadsheets.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your culinary and musical talents could create a whole new genre: goth witch-pop kitchen raves.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique perspective that combines humor and thoughtful critique.
- 💎An ability to turn mundane experiences into profound reflections.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try a series of posts where you combine your cooking with existential musings.
- 🚀Host a live stream showcasing your air guitar skills while discussing your simmer pots.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see more interdisciplinary creativity, blending music, cooking, and political commentary into an art form only you can master.
Potential Superpower
Becoming the go-to voice for blending goth aesthetics with political discourse, empowering others to unleash their inner witch.
Future Community Role
Emerging as a leader in creative and politically charged discussions, turning Bluesky into your personal cauldron of ideas.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Witch
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Air Guitar Mastery
- ⚔️Witchy Herbalism
- ⚔️Existential Ranting
- ⚔️Political Provocation
Weaknesses
- 💀Simmer Pot Overhauls
- 💀Mildly Fruity Spritzers
- 💀Procrastinated Job Hunting
Quest Line
Navigating the chaotic realm of digital discourse, brewing wisdom, music, and a sprinkle of witchcraft.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The sheer volume of bad art is a government conspiracy to keep us from realizing our true aesthetic potential.
Evidence Board
1. The Shaggs were actually chosen by a shadowy cabal of music critics to divert attention from true genius. 2. The prevalence of animal prints in fashion is a cover-up for deeper, more nefarious trends.
Secret Society
The Society of the Unappreciated Arts
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/WitchyWisdom
Twitter Main Character
The goth witch who accidentally started a political revolution, armed with nothing but a simmer pot and a killer mixtape.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Goth Kitchen Chaos', a consultancy for blending culinary creativity with witchcraft and political activism.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital goth rave where users commune about the existential dread of capitalism while sipping on enchanted spritzers.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A page cluttered with glitter graphics, My Chemical Romance songs on autoplay, and an extensive list of air guitar faves.
Web3 Destiny
Creating a decentralized platform for musicians and witches to collaborate on spellbinding projects that disrupt the status quo.
Future Post
Just made a simmer pot recipe that cures the existential dread of capitalism—DM for the secret ingredient!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your unapologetic authenticity is your superpower.
Charming Quirk
Your effortless transition from discussing simmer pots to deep political critiques is nothing short of sorcery.
Final Encouragement
"Keep enchanting us with your words, because your blend of goth vibes and kitchen spells is exactly what this chaotic internet needs!"
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