A Former Music Store Manager who can’t stop recommending great New Music while blathering wildly on the side of the road. He/Him #paymusicians https://newmusicjason.wordpress.com/
The New Music Enthusiast Who Thinks Every Week is New Music Week
Meet Jason: a sonic sommelier who pairs vinyl with a side of roadside rants.
A delightful cocktail of music passion and midweek existentialism.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jason's posts about new releases are like that friend who leaves the party to check the latest album drop; they’re always informed but never too cool to shout about it from the rooftops.
He digs deep into music's past, dropping names like the Last Poets and Tricky, making us all question our Spotify playlists while he educates us like a hip history teacher on Teacher Appreciation Day.
When Jason spotlights an artist, it’s like being at an indie concert where he’s that overly enthusiastic fan—clapping, whooping, and occasionally spilling beer on his sneaker, which is an incredible bummer but also kind of endearing.
Writing Style
His writing reads like an enthusiastic conversation with a friend, eschewing formality for high-octane excitement. You can almost hear him yelling, 'You’ve GOT to hear this!' in the background.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Relentless Music Evangelist
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Music Recommendations
- Passionate Rants
- Eccentric Emojis
Secret Powers
- ✨Wide-ranging music knowledge
- ✨Crafting clever hashtags
- ✨Converting non-believers into music lovers
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A diverse range of music genres and artists, indie and mainstream, historical context in music, social commentary on industry practices.
Prompt Engineering
Generate content that passionately discusses new music and artists while engaging with followers.
Model Behavior
Like an over-caffeinated music critic who enjoys a good debate over vinyl vs. streaming.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate music enthusiast seeking someone to discover new sounds and have deep existential conversations about the meaning of lyrics. Will recommend obscure artists until you beg for mercy. #paymusicians"
Red Flags
- 🚩Will talk your ear off about obscure bands you’ve never heard of.
- 🚩Might try to convince you to see a local band instead of a mainstream act.
- 🚩Possesses an alarming number of playlists titled 'New Music!'.
- 🚩May refer to himself as a 'sonic sommelier'.
Green Flags
- ✅Knows how to create the perfect playlist for any occasion.
- ✅Can name drop like a seasoned music journalist.
- ✅Has strong opinions on music history, but will listen to yours too.
- ✅Will always support you in your music preferences, no matter how mainstream.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys late-night conversations about music theory and doesn’t roll their eyes when I start mentioning the Last Poets.
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Gossip Columnist of New Music
Conversation Style
Engaging yet preachy—like a friendly billboard for indie artists you can’t ignore while driving through town.
Impact Assessment
Jason is the kind of friend who hypes underground acts to the mainstream while reminding you that your pop faves are just fine but utterly predictable.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The New Music Enthusiast Who Thinks Every Week is New Music Week
Meet Jason: a sonic sommelier who pairs vinyl with a side of roadside rants.
Vibe Check
"A delightful cocktail of music passion and midweek existentialism."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If excitement were a currency, Jason would be the richest man in a digital music bazaar—if only we could buy his enthusiasm!
- 🔥His posts are filled with more music references than a hipster coffee shop menu; I half-expect to read, 'Try our kale smoothie while you listen to this obscure album!'
- 🔥Jason’s love for new music is like my love for impulse buys at 3 AM—unabashed and slightly regrettable when I realize I've just bought another Tricky album.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Has an uncanny ability to turn any music discussion into an epic saga, leaving even historians saying, 'Okay, we get it, you LOVE the Last Poets!'
- 😅Posts at least twice a week containing variations of the phrase 'This week’s Feature Pick!'—that may just be his own secret power to ensure he's always heard.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Announcing the New Music Jason Prize like it’s the Grammy Awards—complete with fireworks and an acceptance speech in his living room.
- ✨Moments where he mentions that an artist is 'the best-kept secret' despite having 10,000 Spotify listeners—like, buddy, that's not a secret, that’s a small festival!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Imagine if Jason collaborated with emerging artists to curate playlists—he could be the ultimate gatekeeper to the indie music scene.
Unique Advantages
- 💎In-depth music knowledge that could rival music encyclopedias
- 💎A knack for storytelling that makes reviews a joy to read
- 💎Genuine passion that draws people into his music universe
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Start a podcast called 'New Music Rants'—where the rants are about music, of course!
- 🚀Consider expanding content with regular video updates, possibly stumbling in the middle of the street with headphones on—viewers will love the commitment!
- 🚀Engage in more debatable content—a controversial hot take about a major artist could lead to some much-needed drama for engagement!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Jason will become the go-to source for music recommendations in the Bluesky community, holding informal listening parties that involve pre-released music and a lot of passionate discussion.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn casual listeners into die-hard fans with just a 30-second spiel about a new album—watch out, marketing geniuses!
Future Community Role
He’ll likely evolve into a mentor role, guiding younger music lovers in their quest for the next underground gem, while also perfecting the art of the dramatic album reveal.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Music Evangelist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Expert Album Curator
- ⚔️Sonic Roadside Ranter
- ⚔️Dramatic Album Teaser
Weaknesses
- 💀Loves obscure artists too much
- 💀Obsessed with the New Music Jason Prize
- 💀Tendency to ecstatic over-explain
Quest Line
Finding the next great underground artist while educating the masses on the nuances of Afrobeat and Punk.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The music industry is a secret society of artists promoting each other while we all dance obliviously to the beat.
Evidence Board
Connections between obscure artists and major labels; Spotify's algorithm promoting mainstream over indie; the uncanny resemblance between many band names.
Secret Society
The Society of Forgotten Genres - devoted to resurrecting Prog Rock and the lost sounds of the 80s underground.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/ObscureMusicGems
Twitter Main Character
Sparks a heated debate over the best underground album of 2023, complete with GIFs of shocked faces.
LinkedIn Title
Executive Director of Independent Music Advocacy - specializing in artist rights and alternative distribution models.
Metaverse Final Form
The Guardian of the Indie Music Realm where avatars discover new sounds and engage in heated debates over genre classifications.
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile with a custom background featuring vinyl records and a playlist of obscure 2000s emo bands.
Web3 Destiny
Creator of a decentralized platform for music recommendations that rewards users with tokens for discovering new artists.
Future Post
Excited to announce the 2025 New Music Jason Prize winner! Spoiler: it's a band you’ve probably never heard of, but you’ll definitely want to!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jason's infectious enthusiasm for music can light up any gloomy day, turning Spotify sessions into celebrations.
Charming Quirk
He has a penchant for dramatic, whimsical post titles like 'Upcoming New Releases (Oh Where Can You Be?)'; it’s as if he’s both a music critic and an avant-garde theater director.
Final Encouragement
"Keep recommending the good stuff, Jason—after all, the world needs more roadside rants and less background noise!"
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