Follow for Breaking News 🚨 on Bluesky from thousands of reliable sources. All posted by a reporter and family therapist with empathy. Also on Threads: 74k followers (same user). Formerly newsbreaking on X My column: https://newsnotes.substack.com/?
Breaking News: A Blend of Headlines and Heart!
This account is where breaking news meets breaking empathy, all while navigating the chaotic waters of Bluesky.
A blend of urgency and warmth, like a fire alarm in a cozy therapy session.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Posts scream urgency! An avalanche of updates that feel as pressing as a '911' call, with that slight touch of ‘better take a breath.’
Navigates through the political circus without missing a beat—or a punchline! A jester in a court of clowns, with news that cuts as deep as a political scandal.
Fingers on the pulse of societal shifts, serving hard-hitting updates with a side of empathy, like butter on a hot biscuit.
Writing Style
Fluid and engaging, mixing in news bites like a chef throwing salt; not overly verbose but enough seasoning to keep it flavorful.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Empathetic Reporter
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Impressive awareness of current events
- Engaging with followers like a thoughtful therapist
- A knack for mixing humor with hard news
Secret Powers
- ✨Writing in a way that feels both urgent and comforting
- ✨Spotting the underlying absurdities in serious news
- ✨Creating a sense of community amidst breaking news chaos
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
News articles, social media posts, therapy discourse, humorous takes on current events, and engagement metrics.
Prompt Engineering
Generate empathetic yet informative news updates while injecting humor and community engagement.
Model Behavior
A blend of a news aggregator and community therapist, delivering urgent and caring content.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"News junkie seeking someone who appreciates the chaos of life. I’ll keep you updated on global affairs while providing therapy for your existential dread. Bonus points if you can find humor in the absurdity of it all!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Too many breaking news alerts on my phone
- 🚩Might ask you about your feelings during dinner
- 🚩Occasionally prefer headlines to small talk.
Green Flags
- ✅Empathy is my love language
- ✅Can turn serious topics into light-hearted banter
- ✅Passionate about keeping up with current events.
Perfect Match
Someone who can share good articles and engage in deep conversations while maintaining a sense of humor.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To News Source for All Things Breaking
Conversation Style
Mixing blunt updates with warm responses, it’s like receiving a news flash and then a hug.
Impact Assessment
Engages the community by blending urgent updates with a palpable sense of care, akin to a life vest thrown to a swimmer in a storm.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Breaking News: A Blend of Headlines and Heart!
This account is where breaking news meets breaking empathy, all while navigating the chaotic waters of Bluesky.
Vibe Check
"A blend of urgency and warmth, like a fire alarm in a cozy therapy session."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You post breaking news as if it's the latest gossip at a PTA meeting!
- 🔥A tweet storm like this can leave even a coffee addict feeling jittery!
- 🔥I see your headlines and raise you a 'What’s next, a news newsletter on ice cream flavors?'
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could you text us all when you post a new column? I can't keep hitting refresh like it's 2009!
- 😅You know you can step away from the Twitter thread, right? It's not going anywhere... or is it?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you tweeted about wishing for a news version of The Onion, it was like watching a superhero declare, 'My power is absurdity!'
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
To become the unofficial therapist for the Bluesky community, balancing news with mental health awareness.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Your blend of empathy and reporting is rare—like finding a unicorn at a news desk.
- 💎People trust you—make them trust you with more personal insights!
- 💎Your columns could be the therapy sessions we never knew we needed.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider diving deeper into emotional connections in your posts—people love a good story behind the facts!
- 🚀More humor, less doom scrolling—it's okay to let loose once in a while!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see you pivoting into a multimedia guru, combining news with podcasts that soothe like a therapist's voice.
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of turning breaking news into gentle life lessons.
Future Community Role
The compassionate commentator everyone turns to when the news feels too heavy.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Empathetic News Whisperer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Breaking news updates
- ⚔️Therapeutic engagement
- ⚔️Spotting absurdities in serious news
Weaknesses
- 💀Obsessive headline sharing
- 💀Overly empathetic responses
- 💀Occasional news fatigue
Quest Line
Navigating the chaotic waters of current events while providing a lifebuoy of empathy to the community.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Bluesky is secretly a front for a vast network of news lovers planning to overthrow stale reporting methods.
Evidence Board
Endless tweets discussing absurd yet true news stories, and suspicious hashtags that never trend.
Secret Society
The Order of the Breaking News Buffs, dedicated to uncovering the most outrageous headlines.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/BreakingNewsAndEmotionalSupport
Twitter Main Character
The person who tweets ‘Breaking News’ every 5 minutes while offering free therapy sessions.
LinkedIn Title
Head of Empathetic Reporting at a Major News Outlet, focusing on emotional connections in journalism.
Metaverse Final Form
A glowing presence in the metaverse as 'Therapeutic News Fairy', sprinkling empathy and updates throughout the digital realm.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized MySpace page featuring playlists of news-themed songs and a blog about the absurdities in life.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a DAO focused on community-driven journalism and emotional well-being.
Future Post
'Feeling overwhelmed by the latest news? Let’s talk about it! Here’s a guide to emotional resilience in a world of chaos.'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to blend breaking news with genuine warmth makes you a standout in a sea of cold hard facts.
Charming Quirk
It's cute how you care about the news but care even more about how we feel about it!
Final Encouragement
"Keep sharing the news and your heart; the world needs your unique blend of urgency and empathy now more than ever!"
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