Martyn’s posts reveal a passion for dissecting political absurdities like an archaeologist with a trowel, unearthing the layers of nonsense buried in modern-day politics.

With a telescope and a heart full of stars, Martyn shares cosmic wonders that remind us we’re all just specks of dust floating through a vast universe—much like his joggers when worn backwards.

From cherries that sank to questionable Thanksgiving pairings, Martyn's culinary critiques are like a disaster chef’s guide to surviving the holidays.